The KISS thread

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Re: The KISS thread

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revbob wrote:
07 Jun 2020, 7:14pm
Heston wrote:
07 Jun 2020, 7:10pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
07 Jun 2020, 6:58pm
This is what you worship, Heston!
It's only taken ten years and nearly 3,000 posts but you've finally got me. I admit defeat. I'm a fucking tasteless buffoon who worships stupid old men in codpieces.

Inder, lock the thread.
Drunk as fuck on a Sunday?
I rock and roll all week and partly every day.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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Re: The KISS thread

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revbob wrote:
07 Jun 2020, 7:14pm
Heston wrote:
07 Jun 2020, 7:10pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
07 Jun 2020, 6:58pm
This is what you worship, Heston!
It's only taken ten years and nearly 3,000 posts but you've finally got me. I admit defeat. I'm a fucking tasteless buffoon who worships stupid old men in codpieces.

Inder, lock the thread.
Drunk as fuck on a Sunday?
Ps. Did you watch the video?
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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Re: The KISS thread

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Heston wrote:
07 Jun 2020, 7:23pm
revbob wrote:
07 Jun 2020, 7:14pm
Heston wrote:
07 Jun 2020, 7:10pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
07 Jun 2020, 6:58pm
This is what you worship, Heston!
It's only taken ten years and nearly 3,000 posts but you've finally got me. I admit defeat. I'm a fucking tasteless buffoon who worships stupid old men in codpieces.

Inder, lock the thread.
Drunk as fuck on a Sunday?
I rock and roll all week and partly every day.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson

"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"

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Re: The KISS thread

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Heston wrote:
07 Jun 2020, 7:51pm
revbob wrote:
07 Jun 2020, 7:14pm
Heston wrote:
07 Jun 2020, 7:10pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
07 Jun 2020, 6:58pm
This is what you worship, Heston!
It's only taken ten years and nearly 3,000 posts but you've finally got me. I admit defeat. I'm a fucking tasteless buffoon who worships stupid old men in codpieces.

Inder, lock the thread.
Drunk as fuck on a Sunday?
Ps. Did you watch the video?
Im afraid to.

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Re: The KISS thread

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The best part is all the fans who felt obliged to both buy that album and convince themselves that it's pretty good, to prove they're real fans.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Re: The KISS thread

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Heston wrote:
07 Jun 2020, 7:51pm
revbob wrote:
07 Jun 2020, 7:14pm
Heston wrote:
07 Jun 2020, 7:10pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
07 Jun 2020, 6:58pm
This is what you worship, Heston!
It's only taken ten years and nearly 3,000 posts but you've finally got me. I admit defeat. I'm a fucking tasteless buffoon who worships stupid old men in codpieces.

Inder, lock the thread.
Drunk as fuck on a Sunday?
Ps. Did you watch the video?
Ok I did watch. It is pretty awful.

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Re: The KISS thread

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Heston's been messing with my cookies again. :angry:
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Who pfaffed the pfaff? Who got pfaffed tonight?

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Re: The KISS thread

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Olaf wrote:
18 Jun 2020, 8:01am
Heston's been messing with my cookies again. :angry:
Each pair infected with an STD—but which kind? It's totally random! Collect them all, True KISS Fans!
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Re: The KISS thread

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
18 Jun 2020, 8:30am
Olaf wrote:
18 Jun 2020, 8:01am
Heston's been messing with my cookies again. :angry:
Each pair infected with an STD—but which kind? It's totally random! Collect them all, True KISS Fans!
Ha!
Who pfaffed the pfaff? Who got pfaffed tonight?

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Re: The KISS thread

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Olaf wrote:
18 Jun 2020, 8:51am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
18 Jun 2020, 8:30am
Olaf wrote:
18 Jun 2020, 8:01am
Heston's been messing with my cookies again. :angry:
Each pair infected with an STD—but which kind? It's totally random! Collect them all, True KISS Fans!
Ha!
Just like the KISS comic, except you hope the fluid mixed in is just blood.
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson

"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"

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Re: The KISS thread

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This thread isn't turning into the celebration of KISS I hoped it would be.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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Re: The KISS thread

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Heston wrote:
18 Jun 2020, 9:32am
This thread isn't turning into the celebration of KISS I hoped it would be.
But it is a proper assessment of what they are—clownish, musically mediocre at best, disease-ridden, but still worth our derisive attention.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Re: The KISS thread

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Heston your prayers have been answered

https://www.loudersound.com/amp/news/ki ... opean-tour

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Re: The KISS thread

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revbob wrote:
20 Jul 2020, 8:46pm
Heston your prayers have been answered

https://www.loudersound.com/amp/news/ki ... opean-tour
They've already played their farewell UK dates, though I suspect this "farewell tour" may last a while yet.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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Re: The KISS thread

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Heston wrote:
21 Jul 2020, 2:11am
revbob wrote:
20 Jul 2020, 8:46pm
Heston your prayers have been answered

https://www.loudersound.com/amp/news/ki ... opean-tour
They've already played their farewell UK dates, though I suspect this "farewell tour" may last a while yet.
We’re almost at the 20th anniversary of the farewell tour I saw.
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson

"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"

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