The KISS thread

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Gene Simmons making sense, well sort of.

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/kis ... 35865.html

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KUSS
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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Heston wrote:
21 Aug 2021, 8:49pm
KUSS
BIGGER THAN KUSS
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Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
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Flex wrote:
21 Aug 2021, 8:52pm
Heston wrote:
21 Aug 2021, 8:49pm
KUSS
BIGGER THAN KUSS
Their penises will never be bigger than those of KISS, I've read the autobiographies. Peter Kriss had a 16 inch wanger.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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Heston wrote:
21 Aug 2021, 9:23pm
Flex wrote:
21 Aug 2021, 8:52pm
Heston wrote:
21 Aug 2021, 8:49pm
KUSS
BIGGER THAN KUSS
Their penises will never be bigger than those of KISS, I've read the autobiographies. Peter Kriss had a 16 inch wanger.
Peter Kriss is a 16 inch wanger.
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revbob wrote:
21 Aug 2021, 7:21pm
Gene Simmons making sense, well sort of.

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/kis ... 35865.html
Paint me very surprised. Stopped clocks and blind squirrels and all that, I guess.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Aug 2021, 5:57pm
revbob wrote:
21 Aug 2021, 7:21pm
Gene Simmons making sense, well sort of.

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/kis ... 35865.html
Paint me very surprised. Stopped clocks and blind squirrels and all that, I guess.
But teenage syphilis is still rock n roll tho', right?
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Marky Dread wrote:
22 Aug 2021, 6:24pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Aug 2021, 5:57pm
revbob wrote:
21 Aug 2021, 7:21pm
Gene Simmons making sense, well sort of.

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/kis ... 35865.html
Paint me very surprised. Stopped clocks and blind squirrels and all that, I guess.
But teenage syphilis is still rock n roll tho', right?
Christine will always be sixteen and on strong antibiotics.
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Kind of sad that Gene Simmons is better at covid safety than Nate Silver.
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I shudder to think there's a German KISS tribute band called KUSS.
Who pfaffed the pfaff? Who got pfaffed tonight?

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Olaf wrote:
23 Aug 2021, 1:13pm
I shudder to think there's a German KISS tribute band called KUSS.
Imagine this deep, menacing growl: "Ich bin der Katzenmann!"
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
23 Aug 2021, 1:22pm
Olaf wrote:
23 Aug 2021, 1:13pm
I shudder to think there's a German KISS tribute band called KUSS.
Imagine this deep, menacing growl: "Ich bin der Katzenmann!"
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KISS had to cancel a show in Pennsylvania after Paul Stanley tested positive for COVID.

https://www.rollingstone.com/music/musi ... d-1217797/
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Kids, if you thought getting an STD would protect you from covid, think again.
https://calgaryherald.com/entertainment ... r-covid-19
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
01 Sep 2021, 6:09am
Kids, if you thought getting an STD would protect you from covid, think again.
https://calgaryherald.com/entertainment ... r-covid-19
Was he swapping spit with Paul again? :mrgreen:
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