If Music Could Talk

Heston wrote: ↑

13 Oct 2021, 9:37pm

Hydraulic failure of almost Spinal Tap proportions but what is really bad is Paul's voice. Just fucking awful. Give up.

Wow, his voice is terrible.

That performance is so lifeless. I get that they've done it all thousands of times, so there can't be much spontoneity—it's all muscle memory at this point—but it's all so utterly drab. Point at the audience, stick out your tongue, stomp two steps here and then back. It's a Big Mac and fries kind of performance. Everyone knows what they're going to get, it's not special or good, but it's familiar and reliable and that apparently is what everyone wants.

Good on Gene for not letting that get to him, at least in the performance.

I can't believe how loud Heston screams when he catches one of those plectrums.

Marky Dread wrote: ↑

27 Oct 2021, 6:18pm

I can't believe how loud Heston screams when he catches one of those plectrums.

That's not all he caught …

Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑

27 Oct 2021, 6:33pm

Marky Dread wrote: ↑

27 Oct 2021, 6:18pm

I can't believe how loud Heston screams when he catches one of those plectrums.

That's not all he caught …

Maybe Paul Stanley stole his love.

I'm stupid and I'm lazy
Man, if they only knew

If this was an Alice Cooper song it would be well regarded.

Heston wrote: ↑

02 Nov 2021, 8:09pm

I'm stupid and I'm lazy
Man, if they only knew

If this was an Alice Cooper song it would be well regarded.

Another Girl Another Planet is way better.

revbob wrote: ↑

02 Nov 2021, 8:14pm

Heston wrote: ↑

02 Nov 2021, 8:09pm

I'm stupid and I'm lazy
Man, if they only knew

If this was an Alice Cooper song it would be well regarded.

Another Girl Another Planet is way better.

Of course it is, but that doesn't make it bad. Listen to the lolloping calliope.

Heston wrote: ↑

02 Nov 2021, 8:09pm

I'm stupid and I'm lazy
Man, if they only knew

If this was an Alice Cooper song it would be well regarded.

Or people would ask why Alice Cooper wanted to sound like MOR KISS.

Kiss has canceled its long-scheduled Las Vegas residency due to “soft ticket sales,” according to a report in the Las Vegas Review-Journal. The residency, at the Zappos Theater at Planet Hollywood on the strip, was scheduled to open Dec. 29 and run through Feb. 5.

Think Gene and the guys will take the hint already?
Doesn't matter to me either way, but that is kinda embarrassing ... I guess playing those songs isn't embarrassing enough for them ...

Heston wrote: ↑

02 Nov 2021, 8:25pm

revbob wrote: ↑

02 Nov 2021, 8:14pm

Heston wrote: ↑

02 Nov 2021, 8:09pm

I'm stupid and I'm lazy
Man, if they only knew

If this was an Alice Cooper song it would be well regarded.

Another Girl Another Planet is way better.

Of course it is, but that doesn't make it bad. Listen to the lolloping calliope.

Oh so KISS are greek mythology now.

revbob wrote: ↑

27 Nov 2021, 6:05pm

Gene's moobs are doubtless much saggier.

revbob wrote: ↑

27 Nov 2021, 6:05pm

Hello,

I'm sure Gene's lawyers are on these guys already.