hmmmm... is it worth it to contract covid in order to hang out out a cruise ship with mike love
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
A friend saw Al "Lawn Gnome" Jardine and Friends in DC. I told him I'd give him $25 (US, no less) if, during a lull, he yelled, "Mike Love sucks!" Alas, I am no poorer, but the crowd certainly was for not hearing truth shouted from the dark.
"Grab some wood, bub.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
A friend saw Al "Lawn Gnome" Jardine and Friends in DC. I told him I'd give him $25 (US, no less) if, during a lull, he yelled, "Mike Love sucks!" Alas, I am no poorer, but the crowd certainly was for not hearing truth shouted from the dark.
That's a bummer. I don't know what else I'd yell at Jardine for that matter. "Your sole lead vocal "Strange Things Happen" on Summer in Paradise is a highlight on that dreadful album!" That's less effective.
I did see Jerry Rice on the streets of San Francisco and got to yell at him "Art Monk was better." A highlight of my life, even if I know it isn't true.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
A friend saw Al "Lawn Gnome" Jardine and Friends in DC. I told him I'd give him $25 (US, no less) if, during a lull, he yelled, "Mike Love sucks!" Alas, I am no poorer, but the crowd certainly was for not hearing truth shouted from the dark.
That's a bummer. I don't know what else I'd yell at Jardine for that matter. "Your sole lead vocal "Strange Things Happen" on Summer in Paradise is a highlight on that dreadful album!" That's less effective.
I think it's the use of the words "sole" and "dreadful" that sell that joke. The weird propriety in a heckle. Les mots juste, as the Pepe Lepews say.
I did see Jerry Rice on the streets of San Francisco and got to yell at him "Art Monk was better." A highlight of my life, even if I know it isn't true.
Little did you know, but JR went home, looked in the mirror for long minutes and had a fitful sleep that night. He phoned his therapist the next morning.
"Grab some wood, bub.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft