I love how the photo perfectly captures my mental image of about 90% of metal fans.
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Pat and I watched the Paul Lynde Halloween Special tonight. Pat seemed taken by some pervert with a long tongue in a rock and roll combo called The Kisses [sic]. Lynde used to be a superb center square but he's trawling the sewers with these transvestites. - excerpt from Richard Nixon's diary, 29 October 1976
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13-year-old me loved that song. Was a bit of a letdown when, many years later, I learned it was actually about a train.
Who pfaffed the pfaff? Who got pfaffed tonight?
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Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
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Still the thread where we post metal, right?
Who pfaffed the pfaff? Who got pfaffed tonight?
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For Heston:
Pat and I watched the Paul Lynde Halloween Special tonight. Pat seemed taken by some pervert with a long tongue in a rock and roll combo called The Kisses [sic]. Lynde used to be a superb center square but he's trawling the sewers with these transvestites. - excerpt from Richard Nixon's diary, 29 October 1976
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After pulling away from his bag of glue, Heston has argued that Nirvana played heavy metal.
Pat and I watched the Paul Lynde Halloween Special tonight. Pat seemed taken by some pervert with a long tongue in a rock and roll combo called The Kisses [sic]. Lynde used to be a superb center square but he's trawling the sewers with these transvestites. - excerpt from Richard Nixon's diary, 29 October 1976
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Posts that are jokes about metal are cool, right? https://thehardtimes.net/music/guy-at-b ... rch-table/
Pat and I watched the Paul Lynde Halloween Special tonight. Pat seemed taken by some pervert with a long tongue in a rock and roll combo called The Kisses [sic]. Lynde used to be a superb center square but he's trawling the sewers with these transvestites. - excerpt from Richard Nixon's diary, 29 October 1976
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We've long needed a catch all metal thread.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑08 Dec 2024, 9:59amPosts that are jokes about metal are cool, right? https://thehardtimes.net/music/guy-at-b ... rch-table/
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There was another sort of metal thread that I used—I recall Wolter or eumaas scolding me for my imprecision in it—but this has the better title.revbob wrote: ↑08 Dec 2024, 10:34amWe've long needed a catch all metal thread.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑08 Dec 2024, 9:59amPosts that are jokes about metal are cool, right? https://thehardtimes.net/music/guy-at-b ... rch-table/
Pat and I watched the Paul Lynde Halloween Special tonight. Pat seemed taken by some pervert with a long tongue in a rock and roll combo called The Kisses [sic]. Lynde used to be a superb center square but he's trawling the sewers with these transvestites. - excerpt from Richard Nixon's diary, 29 October 1976
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Yeah, I know there's at least one more but I couldn't find it. As you say, the title of this one is no doubt better anyways.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑08 Dec 2024, 10:36amThere was another sort of metal thread that I used—I recall Wolter or eumaas scolding me for my imprecision in it—but this has the better title.revbob wrote: ↑08 Dec 2024, 10:34amWe've long needed a catch all metal thread.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑08 Dec 2024, 9:59amPosts that are jokes about metal are cool, right? https://thehardtimes.net/music/guy-at-b ... rch-table/
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Finally