Oh god, Christian metal is so damned funnysad. Why are you laming up the cool part, you asses?
Post Metal
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Pat and I watched the Paul Lynde Halloween Special tonight. Pat seemed taken by some pervert with a long tongue in a rock and roll combo called The Kisses [sic]. Lynde used to be a superb center square but he's trawling the sewers with these transvestites. - excerpt from Richard Nixon's diary, 29 October 1976
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Pat and I watched the Paul Lynde Halloween Special tonight. Pat seemed taken by some pervert with a long tongue in a rock and roll combo called The Kisses [sic]. Lynde used to be a superb center square but he's trawling the sewers with these transvestites. - excerpt from Richard Nixon's diary, 29 October 1976
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In the words of a metal freind from high school "hells yeah!"
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I immediately assumed it was Wolter celebrating. Then he decided dig out an Lynch Mob cassette, got in the minivan, and peeled outta the parking lot.
Pat and I watched the Paul Lynde Halloween Special tonight. Pat seemed taken by some pervert with a long tongue in a rock and roll combo called The Kisses [sic]. Lynde used to be a superb center square but he's trawling the sewers with these transvestites. - excerpt from Richard Nixon's diary, 29 October 1976
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Truthest of truths:
“The myriad variations and permutations of the aggressive, heavy metal style of play are dazzling in their fecundity. There are so many ways a man can squeal and growl,” said Harver-Magnussen. “Just within the death metal and grindcore subgenres, you have melodic death metal, brutal death metal, deathcore, deathrash, goregrind, cybergrind, pornogrind, stinkgrind, everythingbagelgrind, MTV’sthegrind, grindcoregrind. Oh, don’t get me wrong, it all sounds the same. Literally no difference whatsoever. Most of us are just pretending to tell them apart. It’s just easier than admitting failure.”
Pat and I watched the Paul Lynde Halloween Special tonight. Pat seemed taken by some pervert with a long tongue in a rock and roll combo called The Kisses [sic]. Lynde used to be a superb center square but he's trawling the sewers with these transvestites. - excerpt from Richard Nixon's diary, 29 October 1976
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Pat and I watched the Paul Lynde Halloween Special tonight. Pat seemed taken by some pervert with a long tongue in a rock and roll combo called The Kisses [sic]. Lynde used to be a superb center square but he's trawling the sewers with these transvestites. - excerpt from Richard Nixon's diary, 29 October 1976
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Lmao, this is a good one.
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Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
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Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
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Happy 70th Birthday, Michael Schenker!
Who pfaffed the pfaff? Who got pfaffed tonight?