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jayrok wrote:
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Dr. Medulla wrote:Wait, you have an ongoing band? An album? Is it something my tin ears would appreciate? Are there shirts for sale? Will you sign my left tit? Why has this knowledge been withheld from me?
Yeah Doc, the band is an ongoing thing. The album Muppet has heard is from a couple of years back, but our new one is due any day now. It's all just self-produced and financed, we don't have a label or anything. We sell them at gigs for a fiver.

Funny you should speak of t-shirts though, we bought a t-shirt printing machine last week, the first ones are rolling off the press now. Give me a couple of weeks and I'll send an album and t-shirt to you gratis, as long as you post a pic of yourself looking miserable wearing it, Ctc-style. ;)

Hey Heston, sign me up for cd and and t shirt! Let me know how much - Cheers
Thanks mate, I'll post some info here when I get it.
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Yo Hes - what's up with the music/merch? I too want pay cash for your stuff. It's that good. And be quick with the info before I run outta quid! :lol:
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muppet hi fi wrote:Yo Hes - what's up with the music/merch? I too want pay cash for your stuff. It's that good. And be quick with the info before I run outta quid! :lol:
Got some cds, just a slight hitch 'cos the first run of t-shirts got snapped up pretty quickly. Another batch coming this weekend.

Give me about a week and whoever wants a t-shirt, cd, badge and mug will be duly satisfied. ;)
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Heston wrote:
muppet hi fi wrote:Yo Hes - what's up with the music/merch? I too want pay cash for your stuff. It's that good. And be quick with the info before I run outta quid! :lol:
Got some cds, just a slight hitch 'cos the first run of t-shirts got snapped up pretty quickly. Another batch coming this weekend.

Give me about a week and whoever wants a t-shirt, cd, badge and mug will be duly satisfied. ;)
I also want a picture of you in Ankh make-up (aka Sunday evenings).
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
Heston wrote:
muppet hi fi wrote:Yo Hes - what's up with the music/merch? I too want pay cash for your stuff. It's that good. And be quick with the info before I run outta quid! :lol:
Got some cds, just a slight hitch 'cos the first run of t-shirts got snapped up pretty quickly. Another batch coming this weekend.

Give me about a week and whoever wants a t-shirt, cd, badge and mug will be duly satisfied. ;)
I also want a picture of you in Ankh make-up (aka Sunday evenings).
:mrgreen:

The Ankh make up is a full time thing, it's all or nothing in this business.
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Heston wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Heston wrote:
muppet hi fi wrote:Yo Hes - what's up with the music/merch? I too want pay cash for your stuff. It's that good. And be quick with the info before I run outta quid! :lol:
Got some cds, just a slight hitch 'cos the first run of t-shirts got snapped up pretty quickly. Another batch coming this weekend.

Give me about a week and whoever wants a t-shirt, cd, badge and mug will be duly satisfied. ;)
I also want a picture of you in Ankh make-up (aka Sunday evenings).
:mrgreen:

The Ankh make up is a full time thing, it's all or nothing in this business.
Your commitment is admirable. And by that I mean you should be committed.
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Heston wrote:
muppet hi fi wrote:Yo Hes - what's up with the music/merch? I too want pay cash for your stuff. It's that good. And be quick with the info before I run outta quid! :lol:
Got some cds, just a slight hitch 'cos the first run of t-shirts got snapped up pretty quickly. Another batch coming this weekend.

Give me about a week and whoever wants a t-shirt, cd, badge and mug will be duly satisfied. ;)
Although I've never heard of you and your band sounds completely rubbish I do like free stuff. ;)

I'm surprised no one here had heard your stuff before. I've lost count of the copies I have made for friends now. Always got positive feedback and your previous band "The New Humans" went down a treat on my old blog with people asking for more.
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Marky Dread wrote:
Heston wrote:
muppet hi fi wrote:Yo Hes - what's up with the music/merch? I too want pay cash for your stuff. It's that good. And be quick with the info before I run outta quid! :lol:
Got some cds, just a slight hitch 'cos the first run of t-shirts got snapped up pretty quickly. Another batch coming this weekend.

Give me about a week and whoever wants a t-shirt, cd, badge and mug will be duly satisfied. ;)
Although I've never heard of you and your band sounds completely rubbish I do like free stuff. ;)

I'm surprised no one here had heard your stuff before. I've lost count of the copies I have made for friends now. Always got positive feedback and your previous band "The New Humans" went down a treat on my old blog with people asking for more.
Cheers Marky :mrgreen:
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When are the shirts available to order, Kulick?
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Dr. Medulla wrote:When are the shirts available to order, Kulick?
Yours is in the post.
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Marky Dread wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:When are the shirts available to order, Kulick?
Yours is in the post.
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I know this is funny, but I don't understand it at all. Someone help me out here.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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Marky Dread wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:When are the shirts available to order, Kulick?
Yours is in the post.
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Is that a Geordie FGTH shirt?
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
Marky Dread wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:When are the shirts available to order, Kulick?
Yours is in the post.
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Is that a Geordie FGTH shirt?
Indeed.
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Marky Dread wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Marky Dread wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:When are the shirts available to order, Kulick?
Yours is in the post.
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Is that a Geordie FGTH shirt?
Indeed.
So wey aye means "relax"? How is that even English?
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matedog wrote:
Marky Dread wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:When are the shirts available to order, Kulick?
Yours is in the post.
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I know this is funny, but I don't understand it at all. Someone help me out here.
A Geordie pastiche of the famous Frankie Goes To Hollywood Tee from the 80's.
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Forces have been looting
My humanity
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The end of liberty


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No fuchsias for you.

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