I'm sorry, but the engagement is off. I want my ex-wife's ring back.
You'll have to cut it off my cold dead finger.
I did that to my ex-wife.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft