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Re: UPCOMING DOWNTIME

Post by revbob » 29 Oct 2018, 12:17pm

Silent Majority wrote:
29 Oct 2018, 11:19am
I hope you'll all be spamming the IMCT Facebook group with distracting nonsense.
Does one need to be a facebook person to read this stuff?

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Re: UPCOMING DOWNTIME

Post by BostonBeaneater » 29 Oct 2018, 12:26pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:
29 Oct 2018, 12:14pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
29 Oct 2018, 11:43am
Rat Patrol wrote:
29 Oct 2018, 11:19am
BostonBeaneater wrote:
28 Oct 2018, 11:47pm
This is fine but what should I do with myself?
I heard a rumor that the Internet has porn on it.
I was sitting in a dive bar recently and my friend and I were dreaming up bizarre porn to google and see if it existed. It all did. My favorites were coma porn and roller coaster porn.
Known as Rule 34—if you can conceive of something, there is a porn version of it. Kind of a weird testament to human (pro)creativity.
Most of what I saw would not result in procreation. I don't think the tailpipe of a Dodge Ram is fertile.
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Re: UPCOMING DOWNTIME

Post by Dr. Medulla » 29 Oct 2018, 12:32pm

BostonBeaneater wrote:
29 Oct 2018, 12:26pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
29 Oct 2018, 12:14pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
29 Oct 2018, 11:43am
Rat Patrol wrote:
29 Oct 2018, 11:19am
BostonBeaneater wrote:
28 Oct 2018, 11:47pm
This is fine but what should I do with myself?
I heard a rumor that the Internet has porn on it.
I was sitting in a dive bar recently and my friend and I were dreaming up bizarre porn to google and see if it existed. It all did. My favorites were coma porn and roller coaster porn.
Known as Rule 34—if you can conceive of something, there is a porn version of it. Kind of a weird testament to human (pro)creativity.
Most of what I saw would not result in procreation. I don't think the tailpipe of a Dodge Ram is fertile.
If Jesus wants it to happen, conception will result. :ugeek:
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Re: UPCOMING DOWNTIME

Post by matedog » 29 Oct 2018, 12:55pm

BostonBeaneater wrote:
29 Oct 2018, 11:43am
Rat Patrol wrote:
29 Oct 2018, 11:19am
BostonBeaneater wrote:
28 Oct 2018, 11:47pm
This is fine but what should I do with myself?
I heard a rumor that the Internet has porn on it.
I was sitting in a dive bar recently and my friend and I were dreaming up bizarre porn to google and see if it existed. It all did. My favorites were coma porn and roller coaster porn.
Coma porn is probably just a variation of sleep porn right?
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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Re: UPCOMING DOWNTIME

Post by Silent Majority » 29 Oct 2018, 1:49pm

revbob wrote:
29 Oct 2018, 12:17pm
Silent Majority wrote:
29 Oct 2018, 11:19am
I hope you'll all be spamming the IMCT Facebook group with distracting nonsense.
Does one need to be a facebook person to read this stuff?
Not sure. Have a go

m.facebook.com/groups/30455241709
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Re: UPCOMING DOWNTIME

Post by Rat Patrol » 29 Oct 2018, 2:04pm

matedog wrote:
29 Oct 2018, 12:55pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
29 Oct 2018, 11:43am
Rat Patrol wrote:
29 Oct 2018, 11:19am
BostonBeaneater wrote:
28 Oct 2018, 11:47pm
This is fine but what should I do with myself?
I heard a rumor that the Internet has porn on it.
I was sitting in a dive bar recently and my friend and I were dreaming up bizarre porn to google and see if it existed. It all did. My favorites were coma porn and roller coaster porn.
Coma porn is probably just a variation of sleep porn right?
But it's softcore compared to vegetable porn. X(
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Re: UPCOMING DOWNTIME

Post by Dr. Medulla » 29 Oct 2018, 2:10pm

Silent Majority wrote:
29 Oct 2018, 1:49pm
revbob wrote:
29 Oct 2018, 12:17pm
Silent Majority wrote:
29 Oct 2018, 11:19am
I hope you'll all be spamming the IMCT Facebook group with distracting nonsense.
Does one need to be a facebook person to read this stuff?
Not sure. Have a go

m.facebook.com/groups/30455241709
It says it's closed to non-members. Exclusive prep school bastards. I'm sure you enjoy talking about tax cuts and what the little people are doing outside the gates.
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Re: UPCOMING DOWNTIME

Post by WestwayKid » 29 Oct 2018, 2:13pm

BostonBeaneater wrote:
29 Oct 2018, 11:43am
Rat Patrol wrote:
29 Oct 2018, 11:19am
BostonBeaneater wrote:
28 Oct 2018, 11:47pm
This is fine but what should I do with myself?
I heard a rumor that the Internet has porn on it.
I was sitting in a dive bar recently and my friend and I were dreaming up bizarre porn to google and see if it existed. It all did. My favorites were coma porn and roller coaster porn.
Man, I don't even want to know...actually...now I'm kind of curious! :mrgreen:
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Re: UPCOMING DOWNTIME

Post by 101Walterton » 29 Oct 2018, 2:14pm

What about dwarf lolputee porn does that exist?

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Re: UPCOMING DOWNTIME

Post by BostonBeaneater » 29 Oct 2018, 2:16pm

101Walterton wrote:
29 Oct 2018, 2:14pm
What about dwarf lolputee porn does that exist?
I will check tonight.
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Re: UPCOMING DOWNTIME

Post by WestwayKid » 29 Oct 2018, 2:18pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:
29 Oct 2018, 2:10pm
Silent Majority wrote:
29 Oct 2018, 1:49pm
revbob wrote:
29 Oct 2018, 12:17pm
Silent Majority wrote:
29 Oct 2018, 11:19am
I hope you'll all be spamming the IMCT Facebook group with distracting nonsense.
Does one need to be a facebook person to read this stuff?
Not sure. Have a go

m.facebook.com/groups/30455241709
It says it's closed to non-members. Exclusive prep school bastards. I'm sure you enjoy talking about tax cuts and what the little people are doing outside the gates.
I'm glad the first face that stood out of the Clash Verion 2.0 photo that serves as wallpaper is that of Greg "Vince" White!
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Re: UPCOMING DOWNTIME

Post by Dr. Medulla » 29 Oct 2018, 2:20pm

WestwayKid wrote:
29 Oct 2018, 2:18pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
29 Oct 2018, 2:10pm
Silent Majority wrote:
29 Oct 2018, 1:49pm
revbob wrote:
29 Oct 2018, 12:17pm
Silent Majority wrote:
29 Oct 2018, 11:19am
I hope you'll all be spamming the IMCT Facebook group with distracting nonsense.
Does one need to be a facebook person to read this stuff?
Not sure. Have a go

m.facebook.com/groups/30455241709
It says it's closed to non-members. Exclusive prep school bastards. I'm sure you enjoy talking about tax cuts and what the little people are doing outside the gates.
I'm glad the first face that stood out of the Clash Verion 2.0 photo that serves as wallpaper is that of Greg "Vince" White!
Clearly there to mock me.
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Re: UPCOMING DOWNTIME

Post by Silent Majority » 29 Oct 2018, 2:26pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:
29 Oct 2018, 2:10pm
Silent Majority wrote:
29 Oct 2018, 1:49pm
revbob wrote:
29 Oct 2018, 12:17pm
Silent Majority wrote:
29 Oct 2018, 11:19am
I hope you'll all be spamming the IMCT Facebook group with distracting nonsense.
Does one need to be a facebook person to read this stuff?
Not sure. Have a go

m.facebook.com/groups/30455241709
It says it's closed to non-members. Exclusive prep school bastards. I'm sure you enjoy talking about tax cuts and what the little people are doing outside the gates.
Get back to shining my shoes, townie.
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Re: UPCOMING DOWNTIME

Post by Rat Patrol » 29 Oct 2018, 2:38pm

BostonBeaneater wrote:
29 Oct 2018, 2:16pm
101Walterton wrote:
29 Oct 2018, 2:14pm
What about dwarf lolputee porn does that exist?
I will check tonight.
I'll spoil the suspense preemptively: yes, yes, and YES.
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Re: UPCOMING DOWNTIME

Post by Dr. Medulla » 29 Oct 2018, 2:45pm

Silent Majority wrote:
29 Oct 2018, 2:26pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
29 Oct 2018, 2:10pm
Silent Majority wrote:
29 Oct 2018, 1:49pm
revbob wrote:
29 Oct 2018, 12:17pm
Silent Majority wrote:
29 Oct 2018, 11:19am
I hope you'll all be spamming the IMCT Facebook group with distracting nonsense.
Does one need to be a facebook person to read this stuff?
Not sure. Have a go

m.facebook.com/groups/30455241709
It says it's closed to non-members. Exclusive prep school bastards. I'm sure you enjoy talking about tax cuts and what the little people are doing outside the gates.
Get back to shining my shoes, townie.
Yes, m'lord. *inserts stiletto in waistband*
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