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Re: I just noticed “Woody Allen” is still on my tag line thing.

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Silent Majority wrote:
28 Apr 2021, 10:53am
I must rewatch Defending Your Life this year.
Re-watched it a couple years ago. One thing that bugs me is that when AB and Meryl Streep are viewing their past lives, he's consistently a coward—makes sense—whereas she's heroic. So why are they in the same predicament? It's a weird inconsistency that nags.

But I loved his comment to the stand-up who asks how he died, “Like you, onstage.”
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
28 Apr 2021, 11:37am
Silent Majority wrote:
28 Apr 2021, 10:53am
I must rewatch Defending Your Life this year.
Re-watched it a couple years ago. One thing that bugs me is that when AB and Meryl Streep are viewing their past lives, he's consistently a coward—makes sense—whereas she's heroic. So why are they in the same predicament? It's a weird inconsistency that nags.

But I loved his comment to the stand-up who asks how he died, “Like you, onstage.”
Isn't the conceit that everyone has to go through the assessment?
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Re: I just noticed “Woody Allen” is still on my tag line thing.

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Kory wrote:
28 Apr 2021, 2:56pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
28 Apr 2021, 11:37am
Silent Majority wrote:
28 Apr 2021, 10:53am
I must rewatch Defending Your Life this year.
Re-watched it a couple years ago. One thing that bugs me is that when AB and Meryl Streep are viewing their past lives, he's consistently a coward—makes sense—whereas she's heroic. So why are they in the same predicament? It's a weird inconsistency that nags.

But I loved his comment to the stand-up who asks how he died, “Like you, onstage.”
Isn't the conceit that everyone has to go through the assessment?
But if she'd been so brave in her past life, why did she get sent back down to earth? He's a coward over and over, so that makes sense he'd have to go back and try again. But her past bravery should have earned her the eternal reward already.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Re: I just noticed “Woody Allen” is still on my tag line thing.

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
28 Apr 2021, 3:34pm
Kory wrote:
28 Apr 2021, 2:56pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
28 Apr 2021, 11:37am
Silent Majority wrote:
28 Apr 2021, 10:53am
I must rewatch Defending Your Life this year.
Re-watched it a couple years ago. One thing that bugs me is that when AB and Meryl Streep are viewing their past lives, he's consistently a coward—makes sense—whereas she's heroic. So why are they in the same predicament? It's a weird inconsistency that nags.

But I loved his comment to the stand-up who asks how he died, “Like you, onstage.”
Isn't the conceit that everyone has to go through the assessment?
But if she'd been so brave in her past life, why did she get sent back down to earth? He's a coward over and over, so that makes sense he'd have to go back and try again. But her past bravery should have earned her the eternal reward already.
Doesn't she get the eternal reward? Her bus is in the other lane so he has to jump on it, which is his redemption as far as the judges are concerned.
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Re: I just noticed “Woody Allen” is still on my tag line thing.

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Kory wrote:
28 Apr 2021, 4:32pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
28 Apr 2021, 3:34pm
Kory wrote:
28 Apr 2021, 2:56pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
28 Apr 2021, 11:37am
Silent Majority wrote:
28 Apr 2021, 10:53am
I must rewatch Defending Your Life this year.
Re-watched it a couple years ago. One thing that bugs me is that when AB and Meryl Streep are viewing their past lives, he's consistently a coward—makes sense—whereas she's heroic. So why are they in the same predicament? It's a weird inconsistency that nags.

But I loved his comment to the stand-up who asks how he died, “Like you, onstage.”
Isn't the conceit that everyone has to go through the assessment?
But if she'd been so brave in her past life, why did she get sent back down to earth? He's a coward over and over, so that makes sense he'd have to go back and try again. But her past bravery should have earned her the eternal reward already.
Doesn't she get the eternal reward? Her bus is in the other lane so he has to jump on it, which is his redemption as far as the judges are concerned.
That’s how I remember it.
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Kory wrote:
28 Apr 2021, 4:32pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
28 Apr 2021, 3:34pm
Kory wrote:
28 Apr 2021, 2:56pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
28 Apr 2021, 11:37am
Silent Majority wrote:
28 Apr 2021, 10:53am
I must rewatch Defending Your Life this year.
Re-watched it a couple years ago. One thing that bugs me is that when AB and Meryl Streep are viewing their past lives, he's consistently a coward—makes sense—whereas she's heroic. So why are they in the same predicament? It's a weird inconsistency that nags.

But I loved his comment to the stand-up who asks how he died, “Like you, onstage.”
Isn't the conceit that everyone has to go through the assessment?
But if she'd been so brave in her past life, why did she get sent back down to earth? He's a coward over and over, so that makes sense he'd have to go back and try again. But her past bravery should have earned her the eternal reward already.
Doesn't she get the eternal reward? Her bus is in the other lane so he has to jump on it, which is his redemption as far as the judges are concerned.
Right, she does, but she should have gotten it before her current life if she'd been so valiant in a past life. Her life as Meryl Streep shouldn't have happened at all if her earlier lives had been brave.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Re: I just noticed “Woody Allen” is still on my tag line thing.

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
28 Apr 2021, 4:51pm
Kory wrote:
28 Apr 2021, 4:32pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
28 Apr 2021, 3:34pm
Kory wrote:
28 Apr 2021, 2:56pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
28 Apr 2021, 11:37am


Re-watched it a couple years ago. One thing that bugs me is that when AB and Meryl Streep are viewing their past lives, he's consistently a coward—makes sense—whereas she's heroic. So why are they in the same predicament? It's a weird inconsistency that nags.

But I loved his comment to the stand-up who asks how he died, “Like you, onstage.”
Isn't the conceit that everyone has to go through the assessment?
But if she'd been so brave in her past life, why did she get sent back down to earth? He's a coward over and over, so that makes sense he'd have to go back and try again. But her past bravery should have earned her the eternal reward already.
Doesn't she get the eternal reward? Her bus is in the other lane so he has to jump on it, which is his redemption as far as the judges are concerned.
Right, she does, but she should have gotten it before her current life if she'd been so valiant in a past life. Her life as Meryl Streep shouldn't have happened at all if her earlier lives had been brave.
Maybe she had a shit defender, or the judges were fickle assholes. I certainly wouldn't expect that system to work any better than the ones down here.
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Kory wrote:
28 Apr 2021, 7:17pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
28 Apr 2021, 4:51pm
Kory wrote:
28 Apr 2021, 4:32pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
28 Apr 2021, 3:34pm
Kory wrote:
28 Apr 2021, 2:56pm


Isn't the conceit that everyone has to go through the assessment?
But if she'd been so brave in her past life, why did she get sent back down to earth? He's a coward over and over, so that makes sense he'd have to go back and try again. But her past bravery should have earned her the eternal reward already.
Doesn't she get the eternal reward? Her bus is in the other lane so he has to jump on it, which is his redemption as far as the judges are concerned.
Right, she does, but she should have gotten it before her current life if she'd been so valiant in a past life. Her life as Meryl Streep shouldn't have happened at all if her earlier lives had been brave.
Maybe she had a shit defender, or the judges were fickle assholes. I certainly wouldn't expect that system to work any better than the ones down here.
Now that's cynical!
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
28 Apr 2021, 7:19pm
Kory wrote:
28 Apr 2021, 7:17pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
28 Apr 2021, 4:51pm
Kory wrote:
28 Apr 2021, 4:32pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
28 Apr 2021, 3:34pm


But if she'd been so brave in her past life, why did she get sent back down to earth? He's a coward over and over, so that makes sense he'd have to go back and try again. But her past bravery should have earned her the eternal reward already.
Doesn't she get the eternal reward? Her bus is in the other lane so he has to jump on it, which is his redemption as far as the judges are concerned.
Right, she does, but she should have gotten it before her current life if she'd been so valiant in a past life. Her life as Meryl Streep shouldn't have happened at all if her earlier lives had been brave.
Maybe she had a shit defender, or the judges were fickle assholes. I certainly wouldn't expect that system to work any better than the ones down here.
Now that's cynical!
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Kory wrote:
28 Apr 2021, 7:30pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
28 Apr 2021, 7:19pm
Kory wrote:
28 Apr 2021, 7:17pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
28 Apr 2021, 4:51pm
Kory wrote:
28 Apr 2021, 4:32pm


Doesn't she get the eternal reward? Her bus is in the other lane so he has to jump on it, which is his redemption as far as the judges are concerned.
Right, she does, but she should have gotten it before her current life if she'd been so valiant in a past life. Her life as Meryl Streep shouldn't have happened at all if her earlier lives had been brave.
Maybe she had a shit defender, or the judges were fickle assholes. I certainly wouldn't expect that system to work any better than the ones down here.
Now that's cynical!
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Wolter wrote:
28 Apr 2021, 8:46am
Inder wrote:
27 Apr 2021, 5:37pm
JennyB wrote:
27 Apr 2021, 10:19am
Thoughts, Wolt? Also, Inder, May I request to change my tagline bacl to Mossad Van Driver? Thank you, kind sir!
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27 Apr 2021, 3:50pm
I’m for it. INDER! Replace Woody with Albert.
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