IMCT is 20! Great Threads (2012-2022)

[Flex]

I still get literal shivers thinking of the occasional plague of the descending green worms.

This is far worse.

Like "Flex hops in your car and pops in a Dave Matthews cd" worse?

I read this as “poops” in your car, but to be honest, even before the Chicago incident, I associated that band with a huge pile of shit.

"During a heated town council debate Monday evening, Mayor Flex told local banker Ed Sanderson, 'Listen, buddy, I've got Dave cd's in my stool every morning. I piss Smashmouth, you got me? You don't scare me, jive turkey.' Sanderson withdrew his motion to have the mayor's giant scissors confiscated and has since moved out of state."

It's a little thing called "statesmanship", look it up!

[matedog]

The beer forum I'm active on has a 63 page and counting Phish Thread

We have a KISS thread at 242 pages, so we're not in a position to point and ask who farted.

That’s a fair point.

[Dr. Medulla]

This is far worse.

Like "Flex hops in your car and pops in a Dave Matthews cd" worse?

I read this as “poops” in your car, but to be honest, even before the Chicago incident, I associated that band with a huge pile of shit.

"During a heated town council debate Monday evening, Mayor Flex told local banker Ed Sanderson, 'Listen, buddy, I've got Dave cd's in my stool every morning. I piss Smashmouth, you got me? You don't scare me, jive turkey.' Sanderson withdrew his motion to have the mayor's giant scissors confiscated and has since moved out of state."

It's a little thing called "statesmanship", look it up!

Funny enough, Huey P. Newton's Guide to Statesmanship does, in fact, contain the phrase "jive turkey" (multiple times, no less!).

[Kory]

They played a nice small venue in my old neighborhood in SF. I thought briefly about going to see them and probably should have.

They have two drummers, just for you.

Like the Grateful Dead?

Yeah, but good.

So like this instead?:

Well, closer, anyway.

[revbob]

You're shitting caterpillars? That calls for a doctor's visit.

Pfft doctors. What do they know about caterpillars .

But seriously it was literally raining caterpillar shit from the tree canopy for a week or so.

I still get literal shivers thinking of the occasional plague of the descending green worms.

This is far worse.

Like "Flex hops in your car and pops in a Dave Matthews cd" worse?

Legit worse

[Dr. Medulla]

Pfft doctors. What do they know about caterpillars .

But seriously it was literally raining caterpillar shit from the tree canopy for a week or so.

I still get literal shivers thinking of the occasional plague of the descending green worms.

This is far worse.

Like "Flex hops in your car and pops in a Dave Matthews cd" worse?

Legit worse

I'm skeptical.

[revbob]

I still get literal shivers thinking of the occasional plague of the descending green worms.

This is far worse.

Like "Flex hops in your car and pops in a Dave Matthews cd" worse?

Legit worse

I'm skeptical.

So that brownish stuff that looks like dirt or sand, clay etc is caterpillar shit after a rain and then drying out. And that wasn't the worst of it. You could actually hear thevshit falling from the trees.

[Dr. Medulla]

So that brownish stuff that looks like dirt or sand, clay etc is caterpillar shit after a rain and then drying out. And that wasn't the worst of it. You could actually hear thevshit falling from the trees.

Wow. That's remarkable. Gross, but remarkable.

[revbob]

So that brownish stuff that looks like dirt or sand, clay etc is caterpillar shit after a rain and then drying out. And that wasn't the worst of it. You could actually hear thevshit falling from the trees.

Wow. That's remarkable. Gross, but remarkable.

The pictures don't do it justice. It was horrid.

[Dr. Medulla]

So that brownish stuff that looks like dirt or sand, clay etc is caterpillar shit after a rain and then drying out. And that wasn't the worst of it. You could actually hear thevshit falling from the trees.

Wow. That's remarkable. Gross, but remarkable.

The pictures don't do it justice. It was horrid.

I've also now learned that caterpillar shit is called frass. Now it's just a matter of the right cocktail party to unleash that wisdom.

[revbob]

So that brownish stuff that looks like dirt or sand, clay etc is caterpillar shit after a rain and then drying out. And that wasn't the worst of it. You could actually hear thevshit falling from the trees.

Wow. That's remarkable. Gross, but remarkable.

The pictures don't do it justice. It was horrid.

I've also now learned that caterpillar shit is called frass. Now it's just a matter of the right cocktail party to unleash that wisdom.

Ive filed that bit away for the future.

[Dr. Medulla]

So that brownish stuff that looks like dirt or sand, clay etc is caterpillar shit after a rain and then drying out. And that wasn't the worst of it. You could actually hear thevshit falling from the trees.

Wow. That's remarkable. Gross, but remarkable.

The pictures don't do it justice. It was horrid.

I've also now learned that caterpillar shit is called frass. Now it's just a matter of the right cocktail party to unleash that wisdom.

Ive filed that bit away for the future.

"Say, Kathleen Hanna, did you know that caterpillar shit is called frass?"
"Really? Tell me more …"

[revbob]

Wow. That's remarkable. Gross, but remarkable.

The pictures don't do it justice. It was horrid.

I've also now learned that caterpillar shit is called frass. Now it's just a matter of the right cocktail party to unleash that wisdom.

Ive filed that bit away for the future.

"Say, Kathleen Hanna, did you know that caterpillar shit is called frass?"
"Really? Tell me more …"

I'll bet Adam Horovitz doesn't know that.

[Dr. Medulla]

The pictures don't do it justice. It was horrid.

I've also now learned that caterpillar shit is called frass. Now it's just a matter of the right cocktail party to unleash that wisdom.

Ive filed that bit away for the future.

"Say, Kathleen Hanna, did you know that caterpillar shit is called frass?"
"Really? Tell me more …"

I'll bet Adam Horovitz doesn't know that.

And that will haunt him after events unfold as they must.

[revbob]

I've also now learned that caterpillar shit is called frass. Now it's just a matter of the right cocktail party to unleash that wisdom.

Ive filed that bit away for the future.

"Say, Kathleen Hanna, did you know that caterpillar shit is called frass?"
"Really? Tell me more …"

I'll bet Adam Horovitz doesn't know that.

And that will haunt him after events unfold as they must.

Unfortunately my 7/16 date with Ms Hanna is being postponed again. Been waiting over 2 years for this.