Holy crap, eumaas is 35!

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Re: Holy crap, eumaas is 35!

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35?
Shit, I have unused condoms older than you.
However that is a different discussion.
Happy Birthday, young man. Keep going strong, these are the best days of your life. Take it from an old dude, the 30's are the best. Make it so.
From what I see there's still a little hope
That's if we don't hang from too much rope

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Re: Holy crap, eumaas is 35!

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weller259 wrote:
28 Feb 2022, 9:43pm
35?
Shit, I have unused condoms older than you.
However that is a different discussion.
Happy Birthday, young man. Keep going strong, these are the best days of your life. Take it from an old dude, the 30's are the best. Make it so.
I first read that as used and thought oh no another serial killer in our midst.

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Re: Holy crap, eumaas is 35!

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Happy 35th. Even though it's March already :meh:

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Re: Holy crap, eumaas is 35!

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revbob wrote:
28 Feb 2022, 11:42pm
weller259 wrote:
28 Feb 2022, 9:43pm
35?
Shit, I have unused condoms older than you.
However that is a different discussion.
Happy Birthday, young man. Keep going strong, these are the best days of your life. Take it from an old dude, the 30's are the best. Make it so.
I first read that as used and thought oh no another serial killer in our midst.
Now, we know that weller's a Mets and Jets fan, so that does indicate some level of attraction to pain and suffering. So let's not be so quick to move him into the "definitely not a serial killer" column.
"Grab some wood, bub.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Re: Holy crap, eumaas is 35!

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Thanks again, all. I think I made my account on the original board when I was 15, right after Joe died. That or maybe a little later. Wild to think it's been 20 years now.
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Re: Holy crap, eumaas is 35!

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revbob wrote:
28 Feb 2022, 11:42pm
weller259 wrote:
28 Feb 2022, 9:43pm
35?
Shit, I have unused condoms older than you.
However that is a different discussion.
Happy Birthday, young man. Keep going strong, these are the best days of your life. Take it from an old dude, the 30's are the best. Make it so.
I first read that as used and thought oh no another serial killer in our midst.
Nah, i'm not a killer, i'm a lover.
Looking at all these unused condoms over 35 years old, it seems i'm not a lover either.
From what I see there's still a little hope
That's if we don't hang from too much rope

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Re: Holy crap, eumaas is 35!

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weller259 wrote:
01 Mar 2022, 7:28pm
revbob wrote:
28 Feb 2022, 11:42pm
weller259 wrote:
28 Feb 2022, 9:43pm
35?
Shit, I have unused condoms older than you.
However that is a different discussion.
Happy Birthday, young man. Keep going strong, these are the best days of your life. Take it from an old dude, the 30's are the best. Make it so.
I first read that as used and thought oh no another serial killer in our midst.
Nah, i'm not a killer, i'm a lover.
Looking at all these unused condoms over 35 years old, it seems i'm not a lover either.
:lol: *old guy grunt of acknowledgement*
"Grab some wood, bub.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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