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Re: Where's Kimmelweck?

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Low Down Low wrote:
13 May 2022, 1:14pm
Olaf wrote:
13 May 2022, 12:58pm
This is a bit like choosing an Olymic host city... seems we have two candidates so far, Willenhall and Burlington.
I'd vote for whichever one is offering the best bribes.
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Re: Where's Kimmelweck?

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Low Down Low wrote:
13 May 2022, 1:14pm
Olaf wrote:
13 May 2022, 12:58pm
This is a bit like choosing an Olymic host city... seems we have two candidates so far, Willenhall and Burlington.
I'd vote for whichever one is offering the best bribes.
That depends are you also looking to make any real estate development deal?

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Re: Where's Kimmelweck?

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i don't know where the best spot to host is, but i do know to really get the most out of an IMCT meetup it has to be in international waters. for, uh, reasons.
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Re: Where's Kimmelweck?

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Flex wrote:
13 May 2022, 2:38pm
i don't know where the best spot to host is, but i do know to really get the most out of an IMCT meetup it has to be in international waters. for, uh, reasons.
Way ahead of you:
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How about here?
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WestwayKid wrote:
15 May 2022, 2:58pm
How about here?

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Re: Where's Kimmelweck?

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
15 May 2022, 3:53pm
WestwayKid wrote:
15 May 2022, 2:58pm
How about here?

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Did we ever solve this mystery?

Doc I think he falls under your jurisdiction, time to dial up the investigation.

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Re: Where's Kimmelweck?

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revbob wrote:
27 Jun 2022, 6:16pm
Did we ever solve this mystery?

Doc I think he falls under your jurisdiction, time to dial up the investigation.
I'm not a sleuth. Ratty was our best shamus and he's in Gitmo because of a Hartford Whaler vendetta spree. Without knowing K's real name, there's nowhere to go. But my PM to him is still in the Outbox, so it hasn't been read.
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Re: Where's Kimmelweck? *and JoseUnidos*

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Where is you, Jose?

(Also, that PM to Kimmelweck is still in my Outbox, so he hasn't read it. I hope he just got sick of our shit and got on with his life, but I've got a bad feeling.)
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Hi guys. Sorry I’ve been away for a while. Been a shitty year, but little bro (who lives downstairs), after a year or so, is finally cancer-free. Whoo-hoo! I’m really sorry to have just bailed out on this place for so long. You are all seriously my kind of people. Just needed a bit of time away from the internet, ie. the world. I feel horrible to have ghosted on you guys for so long and you deserve better (think of it as Kimmelweck’s Wilderness Year). I’ve missed you guys. :cry:
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While I'm sorry this has been a lousy year for you, as I said in the food thread, I'm relieved that you're alive and well. When people just disappear without a trace and without warning, well, that's where the mind wanders to.
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Kimmelweck wrote:
08 Dec 2022, 12:35pm
Hi guys. Sorry I’ve been away for a while. Been a shitty year, but little bro (who lives downstairs), after a year or so, is finally cancer-free. Whoo-hoo! I’m really sorry to have just bailed out on this place for so long. You are all seriously my kind of people. Just needed a bit of time away from the internet, ie. the world. I feel horrible to have ghosted on you guys for so long and you deserve better (think of it as Kimmelweck’s Wilderness Year). I’ve missed you guys. :cry:
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Aye, glad to hear you're okay I (and that your brother is as well!) We all have shitty patches and need time off, so no need to feel bad, but we're glad you're back around and we're always here for you, pal.
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Glad you are OK and that your brother is as well. We were all thinking of you.
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