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Re: Happy Birthday JennyB!!

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JennyB wrote:
06 Aug 2022, 7:05pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
06 Aug 2022, 10:36am
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Birthday pizza!

Ah, Jen, my best friend from high school in an alternate universe (clearly a better universe). For your birthday, I want you to appreciate how legitimately awesome you are. A cool mom who is raising her son to be kind, socially conscious, and with an excellent sense of music's past. Someone fighting the good fight on vital social issues, actually getting into the pit with the vipers in the state legislature to advocate for the rights of women and kids. Most of us talk shit to death, but you're doing the work every day. You accept the presence of Sammy Hagar's voice and image in your home because you otherwise understand your husband's worth it. And you keep coming back here to share your life with us. That's a seriously awesome person. :cool:
You had to ruin this beautiful sentiment with that picture, didn't you.
Nobody gets out of here alive. Especially after eating that. :yuck:
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Re: Happy Birthday JennyB!!

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
06 Aug 2022, 7:11pm
JennyB wrote:
06 Aug 2022, 7:05pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
06 Aug 2022, 10:36am
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Birthday pizza!

Ah, Jen, my best friend from high school in an alternate universe (clearly a better universe). For your birthday, I want you to appreciate how legitimately awesome you are. A cool mom who is raising her son to be kind, socially conscious, and with an excellent sense of music's past. Someone fighting the good fight on vital social issues, actually getting into the pit with the vipers in the state legislature to advocate for the rights of women and kids. Most of us talk shit to death, but you're doing the work every day. You accept the presence of Sammy Hagar's voice and image in your home because you otherwise understand your husband's worth it. And you keep coming back here to share your life with us. That's a seriously awesome person. :cool:
You had to ruin this beautiful sentiment with that picture, didn't you.
Nobody gets out of here alive. Especially after eating that. :yuck:
Is there anything more disgusting in this world than overcooked American cheese?
Got a Rake? Sure!

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Re: Happy Birthday JennyB!!

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JennyB wrote:
06 Aug 2022, 7:13pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
06 Aug 2022, 7:11pm
JennyB wrote:
06 Aug 2022, 7:05pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
06 Aug 2022, 10:36am
Image
Birthday pizza!

Ah, Jen, my best friend from high school in an alternate universe (clearly a better universe). For your birthday, I want you to appreciate how legitimately awesome you are. A cool mom who is raising her son to be kind, socially conscious, and with an excellent sense of music's past. Someone fighting the good fight on vital social issues, actually getting into the pit with the vipers in the state legislature to advocate for the rights of women and kids. Most of us talk shit to death, but you're doing the work every day. You accept the presence of Sammy Hagar's voice and image in your home because you otherwise understand your husband's worth it. And you keep coming back here to share your life with us. That's a seriously awesome person. :cool:
You had to ruin this beautiful sentiment with that picture, didn't you.
Nobody gets out of here alive. Especially after eating that. :yuck:
Is there anything more disgusting in this world than overcooked American cheese?
Putting it on an unsalted cracker with Sam's Club ketchup? (You're making me feel bad for being a jerk on your birthday, but at my age I can't pass up fat pitches down the middle of the plate.)
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Re: Happy Birthday JennyB!!

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JennyB wrote:
06 Aug 2022, 7:13pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
06 Aug 2022, 7:11pm
JennyB wrote:
06 Aug 2022, 7:05pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
06 Aug 2022, 10:36am
Image
Birthday pizza!

Ah, Jen, my best friend from high school in an alternate universe (clearly a better universe). For your birthday, I want you to appreciate how legitimately awesome you are. A cool mom who is raising her son to be kind, socially conscious, and with an excellent sense of music's past. Someone fighting the good fight on vital social issues, actually getting into the pit with the vipers in the state legislature to advocate for the rights of women and kids. Most of us talk shit to death, but you're doing the work every day. You accept the presence of Sammy Hagar's voice and image in your home because you otherwise understand your husband's worth it. And you keep coming back here to share your life with us. That's a seriously awesome person. :cool:
You had to ruin this beautiful sentiment with that picture, didn't you.
Nobody gets out of here alive. Especially after eating that. :yuck:
Is there anything more disgusting in this world than overcooked American cheese?
Velveeta? :mrgreen:
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Re: Happy Birthday JennyB!!

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Happy Birthday! Thank you for all that you do!

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Happy birthday, I hope you had a lovely day.

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Re: Happy Birthday JennyB!!

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
06 Aug 2022, 7:50pm
JennyB wrote:
06 Aug 2022, 7:13pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
06 Aug 2022, 7:11pm
JennyB wrote:
06 Aug 2022, 7:05pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
06 Aug 2022, 10:36am
Image
Birthday pizza!

Ah, Jen, my best friend from high school in an alternate universe (clearly a better universe). For your birthday, I want you to appreciate how legitimately awesome you are. A cool mom who is raising her son to be kind, socially conscious, and with an excellent sense of music's past. Someone fighting the good fight on vital social issues, actually getting into the pit with the vipers in the state legislature to advocate for the rights of women and kids. Most of us talk shit to death, but you're doing the work every day. You accept the presence of Sammy Hagar's voice and image in your home because you otherwise understand your husband's worth it. And you keep coming back here to share your life with us. That's a seriously awesome person. :cool:
You had to ruin this beautiful sentiment with that picture, didn't you.
Nobody gets out of here alive. Especially after eating that. :yuck:
Is there anything more disgusting in this world than overcooked American cheese?
Putting it on an unsalted cracker with Sam's Club ketchup? (You're making me feel bad for being a jerk on your birthday, but at my age I can't pass up fat pitches down the middle of the plate.)
No need to apologize - I hate St. Louis and its "pizza" as much as anyone.
Got a Rake? Sure!

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Re: Happy Birthday JennyB!!

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Jeopardy, rescue dogs, Jewish, St. Louis, Jack Ruby/Lisa Loeb, Depeche Mode.

Happy birthday to one of my favorite people!
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Happy belated, I'm so glad you're here!
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matedog wrote:
08 Aug 2022, 1:18pm
Jeopardy, rescue dogs, Jewish, St. Louis, Jack Ruby/Lisa Loeb, Depeche Mode.

Happy birthday to one of my favorite people!
That is the world's strangest poem.

Thanks, Hoy!
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Kory wrote:
08 Aug 2022, 3:01pm
Happy belated, I'm so glad you're here!
Thank you - back atcha.
Got a Rake? Sure!

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Happy Birthday JB

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Happy belated birthday, Jenny, I hope the day was brilliant for you.
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Happy belated JB!
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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Thanks again, all!
Got a Rake? Sure!

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