Happy Birthday Heston

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Happy Birthday Heston

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First one on the dark side of the river. :mrgreen:

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white man wrote:
05 Dec 2022, 2:11am
First one on the dark side of the river. :mrgreen:
Happy birthday, I hope you will still be able to get your birthday Pot Noodle there. :)

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Geburtstagsgrüße from Germany!
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Happy birthday to the man who somehow stays a few steps ahead of the people with nets and straitjackets. Without a doubt, one of my favourite people on this globe because, apart from being truly kind and talented, you generate so much pleasing conversation. You're one of those essential fuels to any proper community, the person who steps up and takes things in strange, new directions just by being you. All the smiles of the world are for you today.
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Happy Birthday Heston you are one of the gods gifts to this place.

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Happy birthday! Assuming you didn’t accidentally enter your phone number into the birthday line.
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Happy birthday, you old so and so. Eat cake.

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Happy Birthday Heston! As a special added surprise, the Mats would like to sing you a song.

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Happy Birthday!
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Hello,

Happy birthday, Heston!

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Happy Birthday, Heston!

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Thanks everyone. Been a great day so far. A big steak and ale pie in a country pub, after which I nursed a double Jamesons whiskey and coke. Now lying flat out watching the world cup. Cheers again!
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Happy birthday Heston! Even though we've never met in person, I can genuinely say that you feel like a regular part of my life. You're a real rock and rollers, which is badass, and your insane musical tastes genuinely improve my day. Glad you're having a good day so far, and I hope it continues!
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Happy birthday Hes! Doc worded it best above, so I can't really add anything beyond a throwback crush:
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