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Happy Birthday Weller259

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A very Happy Birthday to you Weller259, hope you have yourself a wonderful day today.
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Happy birthday, you old fart! I know you're doing the Walden Pond thing in rural Maine now, but to me you're our purest New Yorker. Be good, be happy (i.e., ignore the Jets and hope for the Mets), and be on the lookout for any of Stephen King's demon creatures over there.
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Hey! I'm a-celebrating yaw birthday heah!
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Happy Birthday dude. How do those crusty old Mainers like your accent?

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Re: Happy Birthday Weller259

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Hello,

Happy birthday!

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Re: Happy Birthday Weller259

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Wow, thank you all for the fun responses!
Doc, the only Stephen King things around here are the gated properties he owns and the little island that he also owns, plus he owns a rock station I listen to. Living here now, I can certainly understand how he comes up with such twisted tales, the scenery/environment here is conducive to that sort of thing.

Rev, I think my accent scares the locals, something to do with it sounding like intelligence or that damned "booklearnin'" concept. Hearing my voice come through a N-95 facemask sounds scary to them. But they think that's scary, they should see me without a mask, now THAT'S some scary shit right there. lol.

I am truly grateful for this place and you people. Making me feel so comfortable being here means the world to me. Thank you all from the bottom of my New Yawker heart.

And shit I never thought I would make it to 40. I've now hit 61 and nobody is more surprised than I am, lol.

Now could SOMEONE SOMEWHERE SOMEHOW find the footage of the Clash at Bonds and release it to us all? ffs

THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH for the kind wishes, I am truly grateful and quite humbled by them.
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All the best man, hope you're having a great day.
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Happy Geburtstag! Hope you have a great one!
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HBW!
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Happy birthday pal!
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happy bidet!

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Happy Birthday buddy!
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Happy birthday big guy!
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Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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matedog wrote:
05 Jan 2023, 7:58pm
Happy birthday big guy!
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Awesome!
Many thanks to everyone for the well wishes, I am truly grateful.
From what I see there's still a little hope
That's if we don't hang from too much rope

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Many Happy Returns.

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