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Re: Happy Birthday, Kory!

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Kory wrote:
13 Feb 2023, 5:12pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
13 Feb 2023, 5:09pm
Kory wrote:
13 Feb 2023, 5:07pm
Thanks everyone. My back hurts.
Yeah, you're 40 alright. It gets worse.
Wait, you mean this thing where my fitness has decreased every year since I turned 30 doesn't swing back?
It's more like the momentum you gain when you fall down the stairs. Also, it's like the pain when you fall down the stairs.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Kory!

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Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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Re: Happy Birthday, Kory!

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Kory wrote:
13 Feb 2023, 5:12pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
13 Feb 2023, 5:09pm
Kory wrote:
13 Feb 2023, 5:07pm
Thanks everyone. My back hurts.
Yeah, you're 40 alright. It gets worse.
Wait, you mean this thing where my fitness has decreased every year since I turned 30 doesn't swing back?
You get a second wind at 55. Wait, I meant you break wind more often at 55.

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Re: Happy Birthday, Kory!

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HBD Kory!

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HBK!
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Re: Happy Birthday, Kory!

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Mein lieber Scholli, Kory hat Geburtstag! Herzlichen Glückwunsch zum Vierzigsten!
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Re: Happy Birthday, Kory!

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Mimi wrote:
13 Feb 2023, 6:59pm
Kory wrote:
13 Feb 2023, 5:12pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
13 Feb 2023, 5:09pm
Kory wrote:
13 Feb 2023, 5:07pm
Thanks everyone. My back hurts.
Yeah, you're 40 alright. It gets worse.
Wait, you mean this thing where my fitness has decreased every year since I turned 30 doesn't swing back?
You get a second wind at 55. Wait, I meant you break wind more often at 55.
Part of my morning ritual

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Re: Happy Birthday, Kory!

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revbob wrote:
14 Feb 2023, 8:21am
Mimi wrote:
13 Feb 2023, 6:59pm
Kory wrote:
13 Feb 2023, 5:12pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
13 Feb 2023, 5:09pm
Kory wrote:
13 Feb 2023, 5:07pm
Thanks everyone. My back hurts.
Yeah, you're 40 alright. It gets worse.
Wait, you mean this thing where my fitness has decreased every year since I turned 30 doesn't swing back?
You get a second wind at 55. Wait, I meant you break wind more often at 55.
Part of my morning ritual
...morning...? :shifty:

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Re: Happy Birthday, Kory!

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Mimi wrote:
14 Feb 2023, 9:27am
revbob wrote:
14 Feb 2023, 8:21am
Mimi wrote:
13 Feb 2023, 6:59pm
Kory wrote:
13 Feb 2023, 5:12pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
13 Feb 2023, 5:09pm


Yeah, you're 40 alright. It gets worse.
Wait, you mean this thing where my fitness has decreased every year since I turned 30 doesn't swing back?
You get a second wind at 55. Wait, I meant you break wind more often at 55.
Part of my morning ritual
...morning...? :shifty:

There might be some other minor incidents throughout the day.

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Re: Happy Birthday, Kory!

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Also I didn't realize we were only a couple months apart in age. Why don't you ever join me n Flex' 90s circle jerk?
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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Re: Happy Birthday, Kory!

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matedog wrote:
14 Feb 2023, 11:15am
Also I didn't realize we were only a couple months apart in age. Why don't you ever join me n Flex' 90s circle jerk?
Kory's a big 311 fan iirc. He's one of us. :cool:
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Re: Happy Birthday, Kory!

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Flex wrote:
14 Feb 2023, 11:21am
matedog wrote:
14 Feb 2023, 11:15am
Also I didn't realize we were only a couple months apart in age. Why don't you ever join me n Flex' 90s circle jerk?
Kory's a big 311 fan iirc. He's one of us. :cool:
A notable difference is that I still have hope for him that he can be better. :shifty:
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Re: Happy Birthday, Kory!

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Happy Belated! Hope it was a great day!
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Re: Happy Birthday, Kory!

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matedog wrote:
14 Feb 2023, 11:15am
Also I didn't realize we were only a couple months apart in age. Why don't you ever join me n Flex' 90s circle jerk?
The hell are you talking about, I’m always backing you guys up!
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Re: Happy Birthday, Kory!

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Happy Belated mate

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