Happy Birthday Flex!
Happy Birthday Flex!
Wishing you a very Happy Birthday today Flex!
God, what a mess, on the ladder of success
Where you take one step and miss the whole first rung
Where you take one step and miss the whole first rung
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Dr. Medulla
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Re: Happy Birthday Flex!
Happy birthday to America's mayor!
What the hell can a person say about what you bring to the lives of the people here? A bold and humane ethical core that shapes your interaction with everyone here. A wry sense of life that manifests itself in wonderful silliness. A love of the finest team that plays the finest sport. Thought Police emeritus of the highest standing. A very mixed bag in terms of favourite music (no, not even on your birthday can I ignore that). I don't think there's a single person here who thinks of themselves as an active member of this community that does not regard you fondly and with serious respect. It's damned near impossible to find unanimity amongst this batch of jerks, but I'd bet the deed to Olaf's racoon ranch that you could pull it off on that point. Play your music loud today (but please play something good.)
"Ah-ha-ha! Ever get the feeling you've been cheated? Good night." - Abraham Lincoln, Ford's Theatre, 14 April 1865
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Kimmelweck
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Re: Happy Birthday Flex!
Happy Birthday Flex!
Jackrabbits. I love them…big ears and big back feet. Jackrabbits man…they’re happenin’. – Mick Jones
…like I was saying, I can’t speak for Monty, but speaking for myself, Monty pitches and I catch. The money won’t change us!
– Spike Nolan
…like I was saying, I can’t speak for Monty, but speaking for myself, Monty pitches and I catch. The money won’t change us!
– Spike Nolan
Re: Happy Birthday Flex!
Happiest Birthday Flex.
Re: Happy Birthday Flex!
Happy Birthday Flex
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Silent Majority
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Re: Happy Birthday Flex!
Happy birthday with the very best wishes to your wonderful family and unending gratitude for your friendship and the ever-positive impact you've had on my life and processes of thought. You're one of the best guys. Go sox, have a brilliant day.
Re: Happy Birthday Flex!
Hello,
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday!
Re: Happy Birthday Flex!
Mayor's smoking crack is a time honored tradition.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑16 Mar 2023, 9:07am
Happy birthday to America's mayor!
What the hell can a person say about what you bring to the lives of the people here? A bold and humane ethical core that shapes your interaction with everyone here. A wry sense of life that manifests itself in wonderful silliness. A love of the finest team that plays the finest sport. Thought Police emeritus of the highest standing. A very mixed bag in terms of favourite music (no, not even on your birthday can I ignore that). I don't think there's a single person here who thinks of themselves as an active member of this community that does not regard you fondly and with serious respect. It's damned near impossible to find unanimity amongst this batch of jerks, but I'd bet the deed to Olaf's racoon ranch that you could pull it off on that point. Play your music loud today (but please play something good.)
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Dr. Medulla
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Re: Happy Birthday Flex!
Everyone sees the giant scissors; only those on the inside see the mayor's giant crackpipe.
"Ah-ha-ha! Ever get the feeling you've been cheated? Good night." - Abraham Lincoln, Ford's Theatre, 14 April 1865
Re: Happy Birthday Flex!
Happy birthday, Flex-o!
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WestwayKid
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Re: Happy Birthday Flex!
Happy Birthday, Flex!!
"Geoff who takes kids camping is dead all the boys except Rusty are missing." - revbob
"Rock on George, one time for Ringo." - Ringo Starr
"Rock on George, one time for Ringo." - Ringo Starr
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Heston
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Re: Happy Birthday Flex!
Your love of the Exploited bemuses me but I shall wish you the happiest of days anyway.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board
Re: Happy Birthday Flex!
Happy birthday to my favorite robot mayor!
Got a Rake? Sure!
IMCT: Inane Middle-Class Twats - Dr. M
" *sigh* it's right when they throw the penis pump out the window." -Hoy
IMCT: Inane Middle-Class Twats - Dr. M
" *sigh* it's right when they throw the penis pump out the window." -Hoy
Re: Happy Birthday Flex!
Have a great day!
Re: Happy Birthday Flex!
Happy Birthday Sexy Flexy. Mike Love is off of Cameo now, unfortunately. I thought about getting the shitty white reggae Mike Love to do one as if he were Beach Boy Mike Love, but figured he probably wouldn't go for that.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.