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tepista wrote:
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tepista wrote:If I had a unicorn, I would name him Sparkles.
Unicorns always remind me of the Simpsons Bible tales episode, where Homer & Marge (Adam & Eve) basically kill the last unicorn. Ned as God cradles the unicorn and says, "Oh, Gary, what have they done to you?"
Wait a minute, when I used a Simpsons reference, you said "remember when Simpsons quotes were funny?" or something. It's OK for you, though. :angry:
The Simpsons pancakes quote was funny (I've used it myself, usually to ruin the missuz' recounting her day). The Simpsons is so weak now, tho, that even the funny lines from the past make me kinda sad.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
tepista wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
tepista wrote:If I had a unicorn, I would name him Sparkles.
Unicorns always remind me of the Simpsons Bible tales episode, where Homer & Marge (Adam & Eve) basically kill the last unicorn. Ned as God cradles the unicorn and says, "Oh, Gary, what have they done to you?"
Wait a minute, when I used a Simpsons reference, you said "remember when Simpsons quotes were funny?" or something. It's OK for you, though. :angry:
The Simpsons pancakes quote was funny (I've used it myself, usually to ruin the missuz' recounting her day). The Simpsons is so weak now, tho, that even the funny lines from the past make me kinda sad.
In Medullie's defense, I assumed he was just lamenting that there are no more genius quoted coming from the Simpsons, not slamming you for making a Simpson's reference.
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Ah, OK. Sorry I had a cow, man
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tepista wrote:Ah, OK. Sorry I had a cow, man
Everything's coming up Wolter!
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tepista wrote:Ah, OK. Sorry I had a cow, man
In the same way that 101 "has" sheep?
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Dr. Medulla wrote:even the funny lines from the past make me kinda sad.
Dead unicorn sad, or inevitable progression from communism to fascism sad?
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Gutterpoet wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:even the funny lines from the past make me kinda sad.
Dead unicorn sad, or inevitable progression from communism to fascism sad?
Former, latter, neither, both—I'm quantum.
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Gutterpoet wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:even the funny lines from the past make me kinda sad.
Dead unicorn sad, or inevitable progression from communism to fascism sad?
Gypsys thinking we'll ever call them Roma sad.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
tepista wrote:Ah, OK. Sorry I had a cow, man
In the same way that 101 "has" sheep?
Or the Prussian cavalry "had" horses?
Who pfaffed the pfaff? Who got pfaffed tonight?

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Wolter wrote:
Gutterpoet wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:even the funny lines from the past make me kinda sad.
Dead unicorn sad, or inevitable progression from communism to fascism sad?
Gypsys thinking we'll ever call them Roma sad.
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Wolter wrote:Gypsys thinking we'll ever call them Roma sad.
I wonder ... do they feel gypped? :shifty:
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