The Simpsons pancakes quote was funny (I've used it myself, usually to ruin the missuz' recounting her day). The Simpsons is so weak now, tho, that even the funny lines from the past make me kinda sad.tepista wrote:Wait a minute, when I used a Simpsons reference, you said "remember when Simpsons quotes were funny?" or something. It's OK for you, though.Dr. Medulla wrote:Unicorns always remind me of the Simpsons Bible tales episode, where Homer & Marge (Adam & Eve) basically kill the last unicorn. Ned as God cradles the unicorn and says, "Oh, Gary, what have they done to you?"tepista wrote:If I had a unicorn, I would name him Sparkles.
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In Medullie's defense, I assumed he was just lamenting that there are no more genius quoted coming from the Simpsons, not slamming you for making a Simpson's reference.Dr. Medulla wrote:The Simpsons pancakes quote was funny (I've used it myself, usually to ruin the missuz' recounting her day). The Simpsons is so weak now, tho, that even the funny lines from the past make me kinda sad.tepista wrote:Wait a minute, when I used a Simpsons reference, you said "remember when Simpsons quotes were funny?" or something. It's OK for you, though.Dr. Medulla wrote:Unicorns always remind me of the Simpsons Bible tales episode, where Homer & Marge (Adam & Eve) basically kill the last unicorn. Ned as God cradles the unicorn and says, "Oh, Gary, what have they done to you?"tepista wrote:If I had a unicorn, I would name him Sparkles.
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Ah, OK. Sorry I had a cow, man
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Everything's coming up Wolter!tepista wrote:Ah, OK. Sorry I had a cow, man
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In the same way that 101 "has" sheep?tepista wrote:Ah, OK. Sorry I had a cow, man
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Dead unicorn sad, or inevitable progression from communism to fascism sad?Dr. Medulla wrote:even the funny lines from the past make me kinda sad.
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Former, latter, neither, both—I'm quantum.Gutterpoet wrote:Dead unicorn sad, or inevitable progression from communism to fascism sad?Dr. Medulla wrote:even the funny lines from the past make me kinda sad.
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Gypsys thinking we'll ever call them Roma sad.Gutterpoet wrote:Dead unicorn sad, or inevitable progression from communism to fascism sad?Dr. Medulla wrote:even the funny lines from the past make me kinda sad.
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Or the Prussian cavalry "had" horses?Dr. Medulla wrote:In the same way that 101 "has" sheep?tepista wrote:Ah, OK. Sorry I had a cow, man
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I hate you.Wolter wrote:Gypsys thinking we'll ever call them Roma sad.Gutterpoet wrote:Dead unicorn sad, or inevitable progression from communism to fascism sad?Dr. Medulla wrote:even the funny lines from the past make me kinda sad.
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I wonder ... do they feel gypped?Wolter wrote:Gypsys thinking we'll ever call them Roma sad.
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