The Good Tweets Thread

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
12 May 2023, 1:59pm
Kory wrote:
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
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Kory wrote:
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
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The follow-up is the prof who assigns the article to their class and gets pissed off when everyone is confused by what the hell it's about (and it's likely that no student is bold enough to say it's a lot of bullshit).
I'm very familiar with this type of title from my time working with the EBF. Very frustrating stuff for a designer.
"Make the book cover sexy! Make it … you know … pop!"
A recent one that I've heard a lot from a particular manager at work is "could you make it more design-y?"
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Gonna toot my own lower horn here as I accidentally made an IMCT joke in Gen Pop.
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Mimi wrote:
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That's perfect!
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In Saskatchewan, there are people who have a John Deere cap and there are people who don't. The latter are a minority.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
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In Saskatchewan, there are people who have a John Deere cap and there are people who don't. The latter are a minority.
The others have Bass Pro Shops hats?

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revbob wrote:
28 May 2023, 2:21pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
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Mimi wrote:
27 May 2023, 11:27am
In Saskatchewan, there are people who have a John Deere cap and there are people who don't. The latter are a minority.
The others have Bass Pro Shops hats?
Sports hats (NHL and CFL).
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revbob wrote:
28 May 2023, 4:04pm
It's too late. That kid is lost to the endless jam now.
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:lol:

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She's got a point. Like, do you remember rainbows when you were a kid?
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
02 Jun 2023, 10:40am
Mimi wrote:
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She's got a point. Like, do you remember rainbows when you were a kid?
And there was no trans water when I was a kid, either!
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JennyB wrote:
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
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Mimi wrote:
02 Jun 2023, 10:16am
She's got a point. Like, do you remember rainbows when you were a kid?
And there was no trans water when I was a kid, either!
Hell, who'd even heard of water fountains? That's some crazy one-world government shit at work.
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On a serious note: where was she during science class?

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