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Silent Majority wrote:
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Despite mainstream media propaganda, one should NEVER feed a cat a lasagne. Even an orange one who has somehow gained an understanding of the days of the week and a distaste for one of those days.
Is it lasagna in particular or all pasta dishes? Would gluten-free lasagna be okay? I'm uncomfortable with such sweeping directives and would appreciate clarification. - Lasagnaholic in Los Cruces
My friend, a pasta dish should not be fed to any feline. It's both a waste, as cats are culinary philistines, and an insult to the hundreds of years of fine peasant Italian traditions that birthed those dishes.

A healthy cat's diet should be comprised entirely of mice that walk on two legs and that have been caught only after a years long struggle. The owner of the house can then make their own use of the tiny, mouse sized television that been left in their skirting board hole and has been blithely adding to the electric bill.
I would like to join your cult and call you master.
Sure. Sure. Level six members, and up, can call me master. You start on level forty eight but, with careful investment, we'll likely start promoting you to level forty seven in as little as three years.
Cool, lemme get you my banking info and I'll forge the missus' signature on the deed to our house.
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I just found out you're Canadian. Congratulations! I'm less keen that you're a mutie, but whatever.

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If a frog had wings, it wouldn't bump its booty. - Jimmy Carter to Menachem Begin and Anwar Sadat, 15 September 1978

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If a frog had wings, it wouldn't bump its booty. - Jimmy Carter to Menachem Begin and Anwar Sadat, 15 September 1978

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lol, yeah. saying that you spoke out against, uh, joe lieberman just doesn't pack quite the same punch now.
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lol, yeah. saying that you spoke out against, uh, joe lieberman just doesn't pack quite the same punch now.
But he didn’t want us to play Lethal Enforcers!

Ironically a game where you are a cop and kill a lot of people.
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Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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