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Let see who can get the shortest ban, try for like 2 hours.
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Wolter wrote:
09 Mar 2021, 8:00pm
Flex wrote:
09 Mar 2021, 7:31pm
i decided to try my hand at a ban, out of curiosity, told him he was a racist who should fuck off and jump in a lake. that's apparently "promoting suicide" and i'm just about done with an 18 hour ban (tho i'm still allowed to view twitter, lol). maybe wolt is a repeat offender or something so he gets a bigger suspension
I got a 12 hour ban last year for using the word Butterface to Christopher Cooper, who had BOUGHT my Butterface pillow on Threadless (which is literally a face I found in a margarine container) That one was not an instant algorithm ban though. Someone reported me and for some reason twitter decided it was abuse.
The actor? From one of my favorite movies, Lone Star?

I got banned for 18 hours for replying to Wolt and Flex "Skank you, skank you very much" in response to a ska Elvis tweet. They really have their priorities in check over at Twitter.
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JennyB wrote:
10 Mar 2021, 3:03pm
Wolter wrote:
09 Mar 2021, 8:00pm
Flex wrote:
09 Mar 2021, 7:31pm
i decided to try my hand at a ban, out of curiosity, told him he was a racist who should fuck off and jump in a lake. that's apparently "promoting suicide" and i'm just about done with an 18 hour ban (tho i'm still allowed to view twitter, lol). maybe wolt is a repeat offender or something so he gets a bigger suspension
I got a 12 hour ban last year for using the word Butterface to Christopher Cooper, who had BOUGHT my Butterface pillow on Threadless (which is literally a face I found in a margarine container) That one was not an instant algorithm ban though. Someone reported me and for some reason twitter decided it was abuse.
The actor? From one of my favorite movies, Lone Star?
The hot rod sexy devil girl artist. Goes by Coop.
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Wolter wrote:
10 Mar 2021, 3:04pm
JennyB wrote:
10 Mar 2021, 3:03pm
Wolter wrote:
09 Mar 2021, 8:00pm
Flex wrote:
09 Mar 2021, 7:31pm
i decided to try my hand at a ban, out of curiosity, told him he was a racist who should fuck off and jump in a lake. that's apparently "promoting suicide" and i'm just about done with an 18 hour ban (tho i'm still allowed to view twitter, lol). maybe wolt is a repeat offender or something so he gets a bigger suspension
I got a 12 hour ban last year for using the word Butterface to Christopher Cooper, who had BOUGHT my Butterface pillow on Threadless (which is literally a face I found in a margarine container) That one was not an instant algorithm ban though. Someone reported me and for some reason twitter decided it was abuse.
The actor? From one of my favorite movies, Lone Star?
The hot rod sexy devil girl artist. Goes by Coop.
That's cool too.
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JennyB wrote:
10 Mar 2021, 3:05pm
Wolter wrote:
10 Mar 2021, 3:04pm
JennyB wrote:
10 Mar 2021, 3:03pm
Wolter wrote:
09 Mar 2021, 8:00pm
Flex wrote:
09 Mar 2021, 7:31pm
i decided to try my hand at a ban, out of curiosity, told him he was a racist who should fuck off and jump in a lake. that's apparently "promoting suicide" and i'm just about done with an 18 hour ban (tho i'm still allowed to view twitter, lol). maybe wolt is a repeat offender or something so he gets a bigger suspension
I got a 12 hour ban last year for using the word Butterface to Christopher Cooper, who had BOUGHT my Butterface pillow on Threadless (which is literally a face I found in a margarine container) That one was not an instant algorithm ban though. Someone reported me and for some reason twitter decided it was abuse.
The actor? From one of my favorite movies, Lone Star?
The hot rod sexy devil girl artist. Goes by Coop.
That's cool too.
Yeah. It’s wild that we’ve become mutuals/FB friends considering how many posters/album covers of his I saw over the years.
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Wolter wrote:
10 Mar 2021, 3:07pm
JennyB wrote:
10 Mar 2021, 3:05pm
Wolter wrote:
10 Mar 2021, 3:04pm
JennyB wrote:
10 Mar 2021, 3:03pm
Wolter wrote:
09 Mar 2021, 8:00pm


I got a 12 hour ban last year for using the word Butterface to Christopher Cooper, who had BOUGHT my Butterface pillow on Threadless (which is literally a face I found in a margarine container) That one was not an instant algorithm ban though. Someone reported me and for some reason twitter decided it was abuse.
The actor? From one of my favorite movies, Lone Star?
The hot rod sexy devil girl artist. Goes by Coop.
That's cool too.
Yeah. It’s wild that we’ve become mutuals/FB friends considering how many posters/album covers of his I saw over the years.
And he bought your art!
Got a Rake? Sure!

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JennyB wrote:
10 Mar 2021, 3:08pm
Wolter wrote:
10 Mar 2021, 3:07pm
JennyB wrote:
10 Mar 2021, 3:05pm
Wolter wrote:
10 Mar 2021, 3:04pm
JennyB wrote:
10 Mar 2021, 3:03pm

The actor? From one of my favorite movies, Lone Star?
The hot rod sexy devil girl artist. Goes by Coop.
That's cool too.
Yeah. It’s wild that we’ve become mutuals/FB friends considering how many posters/album covers of his I saw over the years.
And he bought your art!
To be fair it was a terrifying thing that could only be for trolling houseguests.
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Wolter wrote:
10 Mar 2021, 3:10pm
JennyB wrote:
10 Mar 2021, 3:08pm
Wolter wrote:
10 Mar 2021, 3:07pm
JennyB wrote:
10 Mar 2021, 3:05pm
Wolter wrote:
10 Mar 2021, 3:04pm


The hot rod sexy devil girl artist. Goes by Coop.
That's cool too.
Yeah. It’s wild that we’ve become mutuals/FB friends considering how many posters/album covers of his I saw over the years.
And he bought your art!
To be fair it was a terrifying thing that could only be for trolling houseguests.
Just like Picasso!
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You know what? I’m proud of this one.
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Wolter wrote:
19 Apr 2021, 3:12pm
You know what? I’m proud of this one.
You should be.
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Kimmelweck wrote:
17 May 2021, 8:05pm
:mrgreen:

This has a very happy ending because she should know that guinea pigs should never be kept alone anyway. :naughty:
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