The Good Tweets Thread
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Let see who can get the shortest ban, try for like 2 hours.
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Re: The Good Tweets Thread
The actor? From one of my favorite movies, Lone Star?Wolter wrote: ↑09 Mar 2021, 8:00pmI got a 12 hour ban last year for using the word Butterface to Christopher Cooper, who had BOUGHT my Butterface pillow on Threadless (which is literally a face I found in a margarine container) That one was not an instant algorithm ban though. Someone reported me and for some reason twitter decided it was abuse.Flex wrote: ↑09 Mar 2021, 7:31pmi decided to try my hand at a ban, out of curiosity, told him he was a racist who should fuck off and jump in a lake. that's apparently "promoting suicide" and i'm just about done with an 18 hour ban (tho i'm still allowed to view twitter, lol). maybe wolt is a repeat offender or something so he gets a bigger suspension
I got banned for 18 hours for replying to Wolt and Flex "Skank you, skank you very much" in response to a ska Elvis tweet. They really have their priorities in check over at Twitter.
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The hot rod sexy devil girl artist. Goes by Coop.JennyB wrote: ↑10 Mar 2021, 3:03pmThe actor? From one of my favorite movies, Lone Star?Wolter wrote: ↑09 Mar 2021, 8:00pmI got a 12 hour ban last year for using the word Butterface to Christopher Cooper, who had BOUGHT my Butterface pillow on Threadless (which is literally a face I found in a margarine container) That one was not an instant algorithm ban though. Someone reported me and for some reason twitter decided it was abuse.Flex wrote: ↑09 Mar 2021, 7:31pmi decided to try my hand at a ban, out of curiosity, told him he was a racist who should fuck off and jump in a lake. that's apparently "promoting suicide" and i'm just about done with an 18 hour ban (tho i'm still allowed to view twitter, lol). maybe wolt is a repeat offender or something so he gets a bigger suspension
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That's cool too.Wolter wrote: ↑10 Mar 2021, 3:04pmThe hot rod sexy devil girl artist. Goes by Coop.JennyB wrote: ↑10 Mar 2021, 3:03pmThe actor? From one of my favorite movies, Lone Star?Wolter wrote: ↑09 Mar 2021, 8:00pmI got a 12 hour ban last year for using the word Butterface to Christopher Cooper, who had BOUGHT my Butterface pillow on Threadless (which is literally a face I found in a margarine container) That one was not an instant algorithm ban though. Someone reported me and for some reason twitter decided it was abuse.Flex wrote: ↑09 Mar 2021, 7:31pmi decided to try my hand at a ban, out of curiosity, told him he was a racist who should fuck off and jump in a lake. that's apparently "promoting suicide" and i'm just about done with an 18 hour ban (tho i'm still allowed to view twitter, lol). maybe wolt is a repeat offender or something so he gets a bigger suspension
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Yeah. It’s wild that we’ve become mutuals/FB friends considering how many posters/album covers of his I saw over the years.JennyB wrote: ↑10 Mar 2021, 3:05pmThat's cool too.Wolter wrote: ↑10 Mar 2021, 3:04pmThe hot rod sexy devil girl artist. Goes by Coop.JennyB wrote: ↑10 Mar 2021, 3:03pmThe actor? From one of my favorite movies, Lone Star?Wolter wrote: ↑09 Mar 2021, 8:00pmI got a 12 hour ban last year for using the word Butterface to Christopher Cooper, who had BOUGHT my Butterface pillow on Threadless (which is literally a face I found in a margarine container) That one was not an instant algorithm ban though. Someone reported me and for some reason twitter decided it was abuse.Flex wrote: ↑09 Mar 2021, 7:31pmi decided to try my hand at a ban, out of curiosity, told him he was a racist who should fuck off and jump in a lake. that's apparently "promoting suicide" and i'm just about done with an 18 hour ban (tho i'm still allowed to view twitter, lol). maybe wolt is a repeat offender or something so he gets a bigger suspension
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Re: The Good Tweets Thread
And he bought your art!Wolter wrote: ↑10 Mar 2021, 3:07pmYeah. It’s wild that we’ve become mutuals/FB friends considering how many posters/album covers of his I saw over the years.JennyB wrote: ↑10 Mar 2021, 3:05pmThat's cool too.Wolter wrote: ↑10 Mar 2021, 3:04pmThe hot rod sexy devil girl artist. Goes by Coop.JennyB wrote: ↑10 Mar 2021, 3:03pmThe actor? From one of my favorite movies, Lone Star?Wolter wrote: ↑09 Mar 2021, 8:00pm
I got a 12 hour ban last year for using the word Butterface to Christopher Cooper, who had BOUGHT my Butterface pillow on Threadless (which is literally a face I found in a margarine container) That one was not an instant algorithm ban though. Someone reported me and for some reason twitter decided it was abuse.
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To be fair it was a terrifying thing that could only be for trolling houseguests.
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Just like Picasso!
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You know what? I’m proud of this one.
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"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
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Got a Rake? Sure!
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" *sigh* it's right when they throw the penis pump out the window." -Hoy
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" *sigh* it's right when they throw the penis pump out the window." -Hoy
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This has a very happy ending because she should know that guinea pigs should never be kept alone anyway.
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"Grab some wood, bub.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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