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matedog wrote:
24 Feb 2021, 1:29am
Also, Jim Belushi is profoundly unfunny.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
24 Feb 2021, 7:34am
matedog wrote:
24 Feb 2021, 1:29am
Also, Jim Belushi is profoundly unfunny.
How to have a career based solely on your last name.
His brother was funny so he must be too.

On that note I seem to recall Dan Ackroyd's brother trying to make it at one point. Now Bill Murray's brother is funny but I dont think that funny gene is that common within the same generation.

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revbob wrote:
24 Feb 2021, 7:37am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
24 Feb 2021, 7:34am
matedog wrote:
24 Feb 2021, 1:29am
Also, Jim Belushi is profoundly unfunny.
How to have a career based solely on your last name.
His brother was funny so he must be too.

On that note I seem to recall Dan Ackroyd's brother trying to make it at one point. Now Bill Murray's brother is funny but I dont think that funny gene is that common within the same generation.
Bill's other acting brother, Joel Murray, was great in Mad Men, one of the few genuinely decent people in the show's narrative.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
24 Feb 2021, 7:40am
revbob wrote:
24 Feb 2021, 7:37am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
24 Feb 2021, 7:34am
matedog wrote:
24 Feb 2021, 1:29am
Also, Jim Belushi is profoundly unfunny.
How to have a career based solely on your last name.
His brother was funny so he must be too.

On that note I seem to recall Dan Ackroyd's brother trying to make it at one point. Now Bill Murray's brother is funny but I dont think that funny gene is that common within the same generation.
Bill's other acting brother, Joel Murray, was great in Mad Men, one of the few genuinely decent people in the show's narrative.
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Mimi wrote:
24 Feb 2021, 8:41am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
24 Feb 2021, 7:40am
revbob wrote:
24 Feb 2021, 7:37am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
24 Feb 2021, 7:34am
matedog wrote:
24 Feb 2021, 1:29am
Also, Jim Belushi is profoundly unfunny.
How to have a career based solely on your last name.
His brother was funny so he must be too.

On that note I seem to recall Dan Ackroyd's brother trying to make it at one point. Now Bill Murray's brother is funny but I dont think that funny gene is that common within the same generation.
Bill's other acting brother, Joel Murray, was great in Mad Men, one of the few genuinely decent people in the show's narrative.
I can play Mozart with my zipper. :lol:
And damned if he could!
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Got a one week ban for telling comics legend Jim Steranko he should be slapped for calling COVID the Chinese Disease.

EDIT: oops, he actually said CHINESE PANDEMIC in all caps.
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Wolter wrote:
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Got a one week ban for telling comics legend Jim Steranko he should be slapped for calling COVID the Chinese Disease.

EDIT: oops, he actually said CHINESE PANDEMIC in all caps.
That's fucked UP. Though I'm not surprised. One week? That's insane.
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Wolter wrote:
08 Mar 2021, 11:18am
Got a one week ban for telling comics legend Jim Steranko he should be slapped for calling COVID the Chinese Disease.

EDIT: oops, he actually said CHINESE PANDEMIC in all caps.
I googled him, he's pretty old. Perhaps he won't live to see your Twitter reinstatement.
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i decided to try my hand at a ban, out of curiosity, told him he was a racist who should fuck off and jump in a lake. that's apparently "promoting suicide" and i'm just about done with an 18 hour ban (tho i'm still allowed to view twitter, lol). maybe wolt is a repeat offender or something so he gets a bigger suspension
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Flex wrote:
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i decided to try my hand at a ban, out of curiosity, told him he was a racist who should fuck off and jump in a lake. that's apparently "promoting suicide" and i'm just about done with an 18 hour ban (tho i'm still allowed to view twitter, lol). maybe wolt is a repeat offender or something so he gets a bigger suspension
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Flex wrote:
09 Mar 2021, 7:31pm
i decided to try my hand at a ban, out of curiosity, told him he was a racist who should fuck off and jump in a lake. that's apparently "promoting suicide" and i'm just about done with an 18 hour ban (tho i'm still allowed to view twitter, lol). maybe wolt is a repeat offender or something so he gets a bigger suspension
I got a 12 hour ban last year for using the word Butterface to Christopher Cooper, who had BOUGHT my Butterface pillow on Threadless (which is literally a face I found in a margarine container) That one was not an instant algorithm ban though. Someone reported me and for some reason twitter decided it was abuse.
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Wolter wrote:
09 Mar 2021, 8:00pm
Flex wrote:
09 Mar 2021, 7:31pm
i decided to try my hand at a ban, out of curiosity, told him he was a racist who should fuck off and jump in a lake. that's apparently "promoting suicide" and i'm just about done with an 18 hour ban (tho i'm still allowed to view twitter, lol). maybe wolt is a repeat offender or something so he gets a bigger suspension
I got a 12 hour ban last year for using the word Butterface to Christopher Cooper, who had BOUGHT my Butterface pillow on Threadless (which is literally a face I found in a margarine container) That one was not an instant algorithm ban though. Someone reported me and for some reason twitter decided it was abuse.
Wow. My brother has been censured a few times by Facebook for anti-trump/right wing posts

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