The Good Tweets Thread

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revbob wrote:
29 Mar 2023, 11:06am
Sparky wrote:
29 Mar 2023, 8:26am
Kimmelweck wrote:
28 Mar 2023, 9:45pm
Selling slippers out of his car. Poor bastard. :mrgreen:

Sorry Mike, it's called free enterprise, the people & retailers have spoken by voting with wallets.
No, its Socialism and he has the packet captures to prove it!
It's kinda fun seeing all the right-wing assholes coming around to state-supported guarantees of result. Our asshole books and movies and tv shows shouldn't be shunned by audiences! They should have a guaranteed showing. And my products should be immune to markets demands—I should be assured a means of selling them! Everyone loves the free market when it's to their benefit, everyone hates it when it isn't. Almost like they're fundamentally concerned with ends, not means …
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gkbill wrote:
29 Mar 2023, 11:17am
revbob wrote:
29 Mar 2023, 11:06am
Sparky wrote:
29 Mar 2023, 8:26am
Kimmelweck wrote:
28 Mar 2023, 9:45pm
Selling slippers out of his car. Poor bastard. :mrgreen:

Sorry Mike, it's called free enterprise, the people & retailers have spoken by voting with wallets.
No, its Socialism and he has the packet captures to prove it!
Hello,

Wait, so Dominion is making pillows now?
They're called Dominion for a reason

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
29 Mar 2023, 11:18am
revbob wrote:
29 Mar 2023, 11:06am
Sparky wrote:
29 Mar 2023, 8:26am
Kimmelweck wrote:
28 Mar 2023, 9:45pm
Selling slippers out of his car. Poor bastard. :mrgreen:

Sorry Mike, it's called free enterprise, the people & retailers have spoken by voting with wallets.
No, its Socialism and he has the packet captures to prove it!
It's kinda fun seeing all the right-wing assholes coming around to state-supported guarantees of result. Our asshole books and movies and tv shows shouldn't be shunned by audiences! They should have a guaranteed showing. And my products should be immune to markets demands—I should be assured a means of selling them! Everyone loves the free market when it's to their benefit, everyone hates it when it isn't. Almost like they're fundamentally concerned with ends, not means …
Imagine how much this guy could just be enjoying life with all his pillow money, and how much good he could do with it. Instead, out of greed and a desire for attention, he throws his lot in with Trump, and now he’s begging people to buy slippers from the drive-thru of the Chick-Fil-A. Such an idiot.
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Kimmelweck wrote:
29 Mar 2023, 11:42am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
29 Mar 2023, 11:18am
revbob wrote:
29 Mar 2023, 11:06am
Sparky wrote:
29 Mar 2023, 8:26am
Kimmelweck wrote:
28 Mar 2023, 9:45pm
Selling slippers out of his car. Poor bastard. :mrgreen:

Sorry Mike, it's called free enterprise, the people & retailers have spoken by voting with wallets.
No, its Socialism and he has the packet captures to prove it!
It's kinda fun seeing all the right-wing assholes coming around to state-supported guarantees of result. Our asshole books and movies and tv shows shouldn't be shunned by audiences! They should have a guaranteed showing. And my products should be immune to markets demands—I should be assured a means of selling them! Everyone loves the free market when it's to their benefit, everyone hates it when it isn't. Almost like they're fundamentally concerned with ends, not means …
Imagine how much this guy could just be enjoying life with all his pillow money, and how much good he could do with it. Instead, out of greed and a desire for attention, he throws his lot in with Trump, and now he’s begging people to buy slippers from the drive-thru of the Chick-Fil-A. Such an idiot.
It's neat, tho, see stupidly rich people prove the adage that money can't buy happiness. They're materially prosperous in ways most of us can only dream of, yet there's a hollowness, a misery there.
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These always crack me up.

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JennyB wrote:
31 Mar 2023, 10:51am
These always crack me up.

Lots of good memes floating around right now. :approve:

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Wait for it.....


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"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
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Hello,

True.

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
10 May 2023, 2:34pm
Say what now?
From what I see there's still a little hope
That's if we don't hang from too much rope

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weller259 wrote:
10 May 2023, 3:03pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
10 May 2023, 2:34pm
Say what now?
The follow-up is the prof who assigns the article to their class and gets pissed off when everyone is confused by what the hell it's about (and it's likely that no student is bold enough to say it's a lot of bullshit).
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
10 May 2023, 3:07pm
weller259 wrote:
10 May 2023, 3:03pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
10 May 2023, 2:34pm
Say what now?
The follow-up is the prof who assigns the article to their class and gets pissed off when everyone is confused by what the hell it's about (and it's likely that no student is bold enough to say it's a lot of bullshit).
I'm very familiar with this type of title from my time working with the EBF. Very frustrating stuff for a designer.
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Kory wrote:
12 May 2023, 1:06pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
10 May 2023, 3:07pm
weller259 wrote:
10 May 2023, 3:03pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
10 May 2023, 2:34pm
Say what now?
The follow-up is the prof who assigns the article to their class and gets pissed off when everyone is confused by what the hell it's about (and it's likely that no student is bold enough to say it's a lot of bullshit).
I'm very familiar with this type of title from my time working with the EBF. Very frustrating stuff for a designer.
"Make the book cover sexy! Make it … you know … pop!"
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
12 May 2023, 1:15pm
Kory wrote:
12 May 2023, 1:06pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
10 May 2023, 3:07pm
weller259 wrote:
10 May 2023, 3:03pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
10 May 2023, 2:34pm
Say what now?
The follow-up is the prof who assigns the article to their class and gets pissed off when everyone is confused by what the hell it's about (and it's likely that no student is bold enough to say it's a lot of bullshit).
I'm very familiar with this type of title from my time working with the EBF. Very frustrating stuff for a designer.
"Make the book cover sexy! Make it … you know … pop!"
A recent one that I've heard a lot from a particular manager at work is "could you make it more design-y?"
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Kory wrote:
12 May 2023, 1:40pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
12 May 2023, 1:15pm
Kory wrote:
12 May 2023, 1:06pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
10 May 2023, 3:07pm
weller259 wrote:
10 May 2023, 3:03pm
Say what now?
The follow-up is the prof who assigns the article to their class and gets pissed off when everyone is confused by what the hell it's about (and it's likely that no student is bold enough to say it's a lot of bullshit).
I'm very familiar with this type of title from my time working with the EBF. Very frustrating stuff for a designer.
"Make the book cover sexy! Make it … you know … pop!"
A recent one that I've heard a lot from a particular manager at work is "could you make it more design-y?"
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"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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