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The Good Tweets Thread
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His brother was funny so he must be too.
On that note I seem to recall Dan Ackroyd's brother trying to make it at one point. Now Bill Murray's brother is funny but I dont think that funny gene is that common within the same generation.
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Bill's other acting brother, Joel Murray, was great in Mad Men, one of the few genuinely decent people in the show's narrative.revbob wrote: ↑24 Feb 2021, 7:37amHis brother was funny so he must be too.
On that note I seem to recall Dan Ackroyd's brother trying to make it at one point. Now Bill Murray's brother is funny but I dont think that funny gene is that common within the same generation.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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I can play Mozart with my zipper.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑24 Feb 2021, 7:40amBill's other acting brother, Joel Murray, was great in Mad Men, one of the few genuinely decent people in the show's narrative.revbob wrote: ↑24 Feb 2021, 7:37amHis brother was funny so he must be too.
On that note I seem to recall Dan Ackroyd's brother trying to make it at one point. Now Bill Murray's brother is funny but I dont think that funny gene is that common within the same generation.
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And damned if he could!Mimi wrote: ↑24 Feb 2021, 8:41amI can play Mozart with my zipper.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑24 Feb 2021, 7:40amBill's other acting brother, Joel Murray, was great in Mad Men, one of the few genuinely decent people in the show's narrative.revbob wrote: ↑24 Feb 2021, 7:37amHis brother was funny so he must be too.
On that note I seem to recall Dan Ackroyd's brother trying to make it at one point. Now Bill Murray's brother is funny but I dont think that funny gene is that common within the same generation.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Hoy just came.
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Got a one week ban for telling comics legend Jim Steranko he should be slapped for calling COVID the Chinese Disease.
EDIT: oops, he actually said CHINESE PANDEMIC in all caps.
EDIT: oops, he actually said CHINESE PANDEMIC in all caps.
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That's fucked UP. Though I'm not surprised. One week? That's insane.
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I googled him, he's pretty old. Perhaps he won't live to see your Twitter reinstatement.
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i decided to try my hand at a ban, out of curiosity, told him he was a racist who should fuck off and jump in a lake. that's apparently "promoting suicide" and i'm just about done with an 18 hour ban (tho i'm still allowed to view twitter, lol). maybe wolt is a repeat offender or something so he gets a bigger suspension
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If you had said something racist back to him, you'd have been totally scot-free.Flex wrote: ↑09 Mar 2021, 7:31pmi decided to try my hand at a ban, out of curiosity, told him he was a racist who should fuck off and jump in a lake. that's apparently "promoting suicide" and i'm just about done with an 18 hour ban (tho i'm still allowed to view twitter, lol). maybe wolt is a repeat offender or something so he gets a bigger suspension
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I got a 12 hour ban last year for using the word Butterface to Christopher Cooper, who had BOUGHT my Butterface pillow on Threadless (which is literally a face I found in a margarine container) That one was not an instant algorithm ban though. Someone reported me and for some reason twitter decided it was abuse.Flex wrote: ↑09 Mar 2021, 7:31pmi decided to try my hand at a ban, out of curiosity, told him he was a racist who should fuck off and jump in a lake. that's apparently "promoting suicide" and i'm just about done with an 18 hour ban (tho i'm still allowed to view twitter, lol). maybe wolt is a repeat offender or something so he gets a bigger suspension
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
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Wow. My brother has been censured a few times by Facebook for anti-trump/right wing postsWolter wrote: ↑09 Mar 2021, 8:00pmI got a 12 hour ban last year for using the word Butterface to Christopher Cooper, who had BOUGHT my Butterface pillow on Threadless (which is literally a face I found in a margarine container) That one was not an instant algorithm ban though. Someone reported me and for some reason twitter decided it was abuse.Flex wrote: ↑09 Mar 2021, 7:31pmi decided to try my hand at a ban, out of curiosity, told him he was a racist who should fuck off and jump in a lake. that's apparently "promoting suicide" and i'm just about done with an 18 hour ban (tho i'm still allowed to view twitter, lol). maybe wolt is a repeat offender or something so he gets a bigger suspension