The Good Tweets Thread

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Always be suspicious of people who seem to be building personal brands out of political and social issues.
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Flex wrote:
19 Nov 2022, 12:57pm
Always be suspicious of people who seem to be building personal brands out of political and social issues.
Like the campaign to make Dillon, CO, "Daveville USA"™?
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Flex wrote:
19 Nov 2022, 12:57pm
Always be suspicious of people who seem to be building personal brands out of political and social issues.
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"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
08 Dec 2022, 1:53pm
socialistdogmom/status/1599606116609949697
oh my god i'm dying laughing
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Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
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Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead

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Flex wrote:
16 Dec 2022, 5:11pm
The lyrics to that carol are remarkably messed up. Even metaphorically they seem like a descent into madness.
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Flex wrote:
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This is a fun watch, if you're not aware of it:

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
19 Nov 2022, 1:24pm
Flex wrote:
19 Nov 2022, 12:57pm
Always be suspicious of people who seem to be building personal brands out of political and social issues.
Like the campaign to make Dillon, CO, "Daveville USA"™?
How did I miss this?
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BostonBeaneater wrote:
19 Dec 2022, 4:59pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
19 Nov 2022, 1:24pm
Flex wrote:
19 Nov 2022, 12:57pm
Always be suspicious of people who seem to be building personal brands out of political and social issues.
Like the campaign to make Dillon, CO, "Daveville USA"™?
How did I miss this?
It ended when the fraud was exposed. Police are still looking for Xelf Xelferson, the head of the fundraising committee.
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Selling slippers out of his car. Poor bastard. :mrgreen:

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Kimmelweck wrote:
28 Mar 2023, 9:45pm
Selling slippers out of his car. Poor bastard. :mrgreen:

Sorry Mike, it's called free enterprise, the people & retailers have spoken by voting with wallets.
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Sparky wrote:
29 Mar 2023, 8:26am
Kimmelweck wrote:
28 Mar 2023, 9:45pm
Selling slippers out of his car. Poor bastard. :mrgreen:

Sorry Mike, it's called free enterprise, the people & retailers have spoken by voting with wallets.
No, its Socialism and he has the packet captures to prove it!

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revbob wrote:
29 Mar 2023, 11:06am
Sparky wrote:
29 Mar 2023, 8:26am
Kimmelweck wrote:
28 Mar 2023, 9:45pm
Selling slippers out of his car. Poor bastard. :mrgreen:

Sorry Mike, it's called free enterprise, the people & retailers have spoken by voting with wallets.
No, its Socialism and he has the packet captures to prove it!
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Wait, so Dominion is making pillows now?

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