It's kinda fun seeing all the right-wing assholes coming around to state-supported guarantees of result. Our asshole books and movies and tv shows shouldn't be shunned by audiences! They should have a guaranteed showing. And my products should be immune to markets demands—I should be assured a means of selling them! Everyone loves the free market when it's to their benefit, everyone hates it when it isn't. Almost like they're fundamentally concerned with ends, not means …
The Good Tweets Thread
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They're called Dominion for a reasongkbill wrote: ↑29 Mar 2023, 11:17amHello,
Wait, so Dominion is making pillows now?
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Imagine how much this guy could just be enjoying life with all his pillow money, and how much good he could do with it. Instead, out of greed and a desire for attention, he throws his lot in with Trump, and now he’s begging people to buy slippers from the drive-thru of the Chick-Fil-A. Such an idiot.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑29 Mar 2023, 11:18amIt's kinda fun seeing all the right-wing assholes coming around to state-supported guarantees of result. Our asshole books and movies and tv shows shouldn't be shunned by audiences! They should have a guaranteed showing. And my products should be immune to markets demands—I should be assured a means of selling them! Everyone loves the free market when it's to their benefit, everyone hates it when it isn't. Almost like they're fundamentally concerned with ends, not means …
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It's neat, tho, see stupidly rich people prove the adage that money can't buy happiness. They're materially prosperous in ways most of us can only dream of, yet there's a hollowness, a misery there.Kimmelweck wrote: ↑29 Mar 2023, 11:42amImagine how much this guy could just be enjoying life with all his pillow money, and how much good he could do with it. Instead, out of greed and a desire for attention, he throws his lot in with Trump, and now he’s begging people to buy slippers from the drive-thru of the Chick-Fil-A. Such an idiot.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑29 Mar 2023, 11:18amIt's kinda fun seeing all the right-wing assholes coming around to state-supported guarantees of result. Our asshole books and movies and tv shows shouldn't be shunned by audiences! They should have a guaranteed showing. And my products should be immune to markets demands—I should be assured a means of selling them! Everyone loves the free market when it's to their benefit, everyone hates it when it isn't. Almost like they're fundamentally concerned with ends, not means …
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These always crack me up.
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Wait for it.....
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Say what now?
From what I see there's still a little hope
That's if we don't hang from too much rope
That's if we don't hang from too much rope
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The follow-up is the prof who assigns the article to their class and gets pissed off when everyone is confused by what the hell it's about (and it's likely that no student is bold enough to say it's a lot of bullshit).
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I'm very familiar with this type of title from my time working with the EBF. Very frustrating stuff for a designer.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑10 May 2023, 3:07pmThe follow-up is the prof who assigns the article to their class and gets pissed off when everyone is confused by what the hell it's about (and it's likely that no student is bold enough to say it's a lot of bullshit).
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"Make the book cover sexy! Make it … you know … pop!"Kory wrote: ↑12 May 2023, 1:06pmI'm very familiar with this type of title from my time working with the EBF. Very frustrating stuff for a designer.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑10 May 2023, 3:07pmThe follow-up is the prof who assigns the article to their class and gets pissed off when everyone is confused by what the hell it's about (and it's likely that no student is bold enough to say it's a lot of bullshit).
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A recent one that I've heard a lot from a particular manager at work is "could you make it more design-y?"Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑12 May 2023, 1:15pm"Make the book cover sexy! Make it … you know … pop!"Kory wrote: ↑12 May 2023, 1:06pmI'm very familiar with this type of title from my time working with the EBF. Very frustrating stuff for a designer.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑10 May 2023, 3:07pmThe follow-up is the prof who assigns the article to their class and gets pissed off when everyone is confused by what the hell it's about (and it's likely that no student is bold enough to say it's a lot of bullshit).
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Kory wrote: ↑12 May 2023, 1:40pmA recent one that I've heard a lot from a particular manager at work is "could you make it more design-y?"Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑12 May 2023, 1:15pm"Make the book cover sexy! Make it … you know … pop!"Kory wrote: ↑12 May 2023, 1:06pmI'm very familiar with this type of title from my time working with the EBF. Very frustrating stuff for a designer.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑10 May 2023, 3:07pmThe follow-up is the prof who assigns the article to their class and gets pissed off when everyone is confused by what the hell it's about (and it's likely that no student is bold enough to say it's a lot of bullshit).
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