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Flex wrote:
11 May 2022, 1:30pm
I've seen this one before, it's a classic.
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I'll toot my own horn here:
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead

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Flex wrote:
17 May 2022, 4:47pm
I'll toot my own horn here:
You're speaking for the angels and God. :cool:
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"Grab some wood, bub.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Flex wrote:
17 May 2022, 4:47pm
I'll toot my own horn here:
High 5's

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"Grab some wood, bub.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead

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It's freaky how clearly a person can hear that in one's head.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
30 May 2022, 8:06am
It's freaky how clearly a person can hear that in one's head.
And it's perfect.
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Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead

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This is several years old, but it's a hilarious thread from a lawyer mocking Giuliani's courtroom skillz:
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If this doesn't prove Joe's feelings for Paul...


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