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Why are we here? What is the meaning of life?
I feel that there is a fascistic element, for example, in the Rolling Stones . . .
— Morton Feldman

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As of 16 August 2015, how deep are we, as a species, in the hoopla? Do you foresee the hoopla rising or falling over the next 5, 10, and 25 years?
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Why don't don't they just make the whole airplane out of the black box?
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eumaas wrote:Why are we here? What is the meaning of life?
Even the greatest scientists are flummoxed by this one. I have no idea but I think the universe goes on forever.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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Dr. Medulla wrote:As of 16 August 2015, how deep are we, as a species, in the hoopla? Do you foresee the hoopla rising or falling over the next 5, 10, and 25 years?
We will always be knee deep in the hoopla, as foretold in the WBTCORAR scrolls.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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Flex wrote:Why don't don't they just make the whole airplane out of the black box?
Because we need programmes like Aircrash Investigation where 20% of the show is trying to find the black box.
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Do you think poodle perms on men will ever make a comeback?
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Dr. Medulla wrote:Do you think poodle perms on men will ever make a comeback?
Where I live they never went away.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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Have you seen this? It's awesome:
http://scarfolk.blogspot.com/
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Heston wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:Do you think poodle perms on men will ever make a comeback?
Where I live they never went away.
Oh my god. :scared:
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Heston wrote:
eumaas wrote:Why are we here? What is the meaning of life?
Even the greatest scientists are flummoxed by this one. I have no idea but I think the universe goes on forever.
The universe is still expanding however will eventually run out of energy and implode back to nothing. In fact this is not the first universe.

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eumaas wrote:Have you seen this? It's awesome:
http://scarfolk.blogspot.com/
No I haven't but it seems startlingly familiar.
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101Walterton wrote:
Heston wrote:
eumaas wrote:Why are we here? What is the meaning of life?
Even the greatest scientists are flummoxed by this one. I have no idea but I think the universe goes on forever.
The universe is still expanding however will eventually run out of energy and implode back to nothing. In fact this is not the first universe.
We don't know that for sure. I watch endless documentaries about the universe and even the greatest minds in science can't agree on this one.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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Heston wrote:
101Walterton wrote:
Heston wrote:
eumaas wrote:Why are we here? What is the meaning of life?
Even the greatest scientists are flummoxed by this one. I have no idea but I think the universe goes on forever.
The universe is still expanding however will eventually run out of energy and implode back to nothing. In fact this is not the first universe.
We don't know that for sure. I watch endless documentaries about the universe and even the greatest minds in science can't agree on this one.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eternal_return
I feel that there is a fascistic element, for example, in the Rolling Stones . . .
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Heston wrote:
101Walterton wrote:
Heston wrote:
eumaas wrote:Why are we here? What is the meaning of life?
Even the greatest scientists are flummoxed by this one. I have no idea but I think the universe goes on forever.
The universe is still expanding however will eventually run out of energy and implode back to nothing. In fact this is not the first universe.
We don't know that for sure. I watch endless documentaries about the universe and even the greatest minds in science can't agree on this one.
What are you saying, you don't value my theory on the subject?

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