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101Walterton wrote:
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eumaas wrote:Why are we here? What is the meaning of life?
Even the greatest scientists are flummoxed by this one. I have no idea but I think the universe goes on forever.
The universe is still expanding however will eventually run out of energy and implode back to nothing. In fact this is not the first universe.
We don't know that for sure. I watch endless documentaries about the universe and even the greatest minds in science can't agree on this one.
What are you saying, you don't value my theory on the subject?
Oh, I thought you were stating fact. Yes, that's a very plausible theory.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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:mrgreen:

Actually it makes perfect sense to me.

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Which album do you think I should listen to tomorrow that will make me better appreciate your view of life?
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How would you survive inside the sealed packet with enough oxygen supply to finish eating your own leg?

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Dr. Medulla wrote:Which album do you think I should listen to tomorrow that will make me better appreciate your view of life?
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Rat Patrol wrote:How would you survive inside the sealed packet with enough oxygen supply to finish eating your own leg?
I'd find an air pocket underneath a layer of pastrami.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:Which album do you think I should listen to tomorrow that will make me better appreciate your view of life?
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I'm gonna listen to that tomorrow. I'm gonna treat it as insight into your worldview. Are you sure you're good with that?
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Whatever happened to that nice young Jewish boy Chaim Witz?
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When were you last in Chambers?

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Panic Report, Mk. II:

What's your QUEST, Wise MAN? :ugeek:

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101Walterton wrote:When were you last in Chambers?
I don't know anyone called Chambers.
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JennyB wrote:Whatever happened to that nice young Jewish boy Chaim Witz?
Testosterone.
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Rat Patrol wrote:Panic Report, Mk. II:

What's your QUEST, Wise MAN? :ugeek:
My quest is to find Herman (Young Wagner), and ask him the meaning of life.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
Heston wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:Which album do you think I should listen to tomorrow that will make me better appreciate your view of life?
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I'm gonna listen to that tomorrow. I'm gonna treat it as insight into your worldview. Are you sure you're good with that?
Yes, you might even just enjoy it.
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Do you actually think that I'll enjoy The Elder?
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