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Heston,

Are there nudists in England?
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BostonBeaneater wrote:
22 Feb 2018, 10:48pm
Heston,

Are there nudists in England?
Pre-empting Hestons reply, I believe nudism is allowed in Scotland, Wales, Northern Ireland (as well as the Republic), and the Midlands and southern England.

I believe in northern England it is strictly illegal and punishable by heavy fines and in egregious cases, imprisonment.

Hes will have to clarify, though. :scared:
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BostonBeaneater wrote:
22 Feb 2018, 10:48pm
Heston,

Are there nudists in England?
Only when Spiff stayed over at my house. :shifty:
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Is this your worst nightmare?


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Y'know, I've made great strides in the past couple decades in taming my music snob qualities, but I say this to you all now: I hate everyone in that audience and especially everyone on that stage.
Back off, or I'll blow the roof off—with sound!

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So how did a boring ass band like Coldplay come to be? Did England decide it needed its own version of U2?

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
05 Apr 2018, 9:19pm
Y'know, I've made great strides in the past couple decades in taming my music snob qualities, but I say this to you all now: I hate everyone in that audience and especially everyone on that stage.
Harsh in the circumstances but an appalling version.

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101Walterton wrote:
05 Apr 2018, 9:00pm
Is this your worst nightmare?

I'm not going to listen to it cos I know it will be a shit version but I actually like the song itself. Very overplayed but I don't mind the Noel-sang stuff where Oasis are concerned. It's Liam that gets on my tits with that nasally whine.
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Heston wrote:
05 Apr 2018, 10:20pm
101Walterton wrote:
05 Apr 2018, 9:00pm
Is this your worst nightmare?

I'm not going to listen to it cos I know it will be a shit version but I actually like the song itself. Very overplayed but I don't mind the Noel-sang stuff where Oasis are concerned. It's Liam that gets on my tits with that nasally whine.
Yep I am with you on that one which is why I have never liked Wonderwall.
DLBIA is a great song just not this version.

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101Walterton wrote:
05 Apr 2018, 10:44pm
Heston wrote:
05 Apr 2018, 10:20pm
101Walterton wrote:
05 Apr 2018, 9:00pm
Is this your worst nightmare?

I'm not going to listen to it cos I know it will be a shit version but I actually like the song itself. Very overplayed but I don't mind the Noel-sang stuff where Oasis are concerned. It's Liam that gets on my tits with that nasally whine.
Yep I am with you on that one which is why I have never liked Wonderwall.
DLBIA is a great song just not this version.
Don't forget Noel has sung Wonderwall as well.
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Marky Dread wrote:
06 Apr 2018, 1:27am
101Walterton wrote:
05 Apr 2018, 10:44pm
Heston wrote:
05 Apr 2018, 10:20pm
101Walterton wrote:
05 Apr 2018, 9:00pm
Is this your worst nightmare?

I'm not going to listen to it cos I know it will be a shit version but I actually like the song itself. Very overplayed but I don't mind the Noel-sang stuff where Oasis are concerned. It's Liam that gets on my tits with that nasally whine.
Yep I am with you on that one which is why I have never liked Wonderwall.
DLBIA is a great song just not this version.
Don't forget Noel has sung Wonderwall as well.
To be fair it has a good intro it is just the chorus I hate and Liams vocals just highlight it.

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I disagree, I think Liam's belligerence makes the song more interesting than Noel's more explicitly downhearted take on Wonderwall.
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I hate it whoever sings it.
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Heston wrote:
06 Apr 2018, 7:08am
I hate it whoever sings it.
Even tho you have a case of salad cream in your closet, you're right. Maybe *that's* the worst song of the 90s, rather than that New Radicals lesion.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
06 Apr 2018, 7:26am
Heston wrote:
06 Apr 2018, 7:08am
I hate it whoever sings it.
Even tho you have a case of salad cream in your closet, you're right. Maybe *that's* the worst song of the 90s, rather than that New Radicals lesion.
I agree with this post.
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