I saw Tep today, a little worried about him...

[Kory]

Yet every damned one on your employee evaluations specifically mentions "Stayed alive during the entire previous fiscal year. Tied for first in the company."

I'm the most alive one, somehow.

If it were a Twilight Zone episode, at the end you'd smile and decide you wanted to live, and then you'd get run over by a moped and knocked into a raging river.

THERE WAS TIME NOW

I want to reiterate that I am officially against that episode. The essence of most TZ—the best TZ—is of a kind of poetic justice, where the good eventually get their reward, the assholes get the shiv. But the Penguin wasn't doing anything wrong. All he wanted to do was be left alone to enjoy reading, hectored and harassed by a shew of a wife and a prick of a boss. And when he finally gets his chance, bad luck fucks him one last time. It's just a relentless picking-on-the-nerd episode. It bugs me that it's regarded as inner-circle TZ when it's just mean spirited.

Hey we don't know what the hell that guy did behind closed doors. Or what kind of books he was really reading.

[Dr. Medulla]

I'm the most alive one, somehow.

If it were a Twilight Zone episode, at the end you'd smile and decide you wanted to live, and then you'd get run over by a moped and knocked into a raging river.

THERE WAS TIME NOW

I want to reiterate that I am officially against that episode. The essence of most TZ—the best TZ—is of a kind of poetic justice, where the good eventually get their reward, the assholes get the shiv. But the Penguin wasn't doing anything wrong. All he wanted to do was be left alone to enjoy reading, hectored and harassed by a shew of a wife and a prick of a boss. And when he finally gets his chance, bad luck fucks him one last time. It's just a relentless picking-on-the-nerd episode. It bugs me that it's regarded as inner-circle TZ when it's just mean spirited.

Hey we don't know what the hell that guy did behind closed doors. Or what kind of books he was really reading.

Rod Serling wouldn't have hesitated to tell us that in a thick cloud of cigarette smoke.

[Dr. Medulla]

The system works!

[Kory]

The system works!

Shit, is this the answer to all my problems?

[Dr. Medulla]

The system works!

Shit, is this the answer to all my problems?

Depends on how creative you are with your self-assault.

[Kory]

The system works!

Shit, is this the answer to all my problems?

Depends on how creative you are with your self-assault.

Well I hate myself, so that should be easy.

[Dr. Medulla]

https://preview.redd.it/20tsmkio67rc1.j ... 61a2bf6413
The system works!

Shit, is this the answer to all my problems?

Depends on how creative you are with your self-assault.

Well I hate myself, so that should be easy.

Ah, but you have to balance that with seeking to materially reward yourself with the self-assault. Otherwise you're just a boring old masochist.

Also:

[tepista]

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[Dr. Medulla]

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Totally stealing that to use as a slide in my disco lecture!

edit: Also …

[tepista]

is the sound guy Sonny Bono?

[Kory]

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Totally stealing that to use as a slide in my disco lecture!

edit: Also …

I've never been able to get over them calling the crust "tender" in these ads.

[Dr. Medulla]

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Totally stealing that to use as a slide in my disco lecture!

edit: Also …

I've never been able to get over them calling the crust "tender" in these ads.

That might be among the less offensive lies in it all.

[Kory]

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Totally stealing that to use as a slide in my disco lecture!

edit: Also …

I've never been able to get over them calling the crust "tender" in these ads.

That might be among the less offensive lies in it all.

I just don't like the word, especially when it's describing something other than steak.

[Dr. Medulla]

.

Totally stealing that to use as a slide in my disco lecture!

edit: Also …

I've never been able to get over them calling the crust "tender" in these ads.

That might be among the less offensive lies in it all.

I just don't like the word, especially when it's describing something other than steak.

[Kory]

Totally stealing that to use as a slide in my disco lecture!

edit: Also …

I've never been able to get over them calling the crust "tender" in these ads.

That might be among the less offensive lies in it all.

I just don't like the word, especially when it's describing something other than steak.

>shudder<