Hey we don't know what the hell that guy did behind closed doors. Or what kind of books he was really reading.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑26 Mar 2024, 7:50pmI want to reiterate that I am officially against that episode. The essence of most TZ—the best TZ—is of a kind of poetic justice, where the good eventually get their reward, the assholes get the shiv. But the Penguin wasn't doing anything wrong. All he wanted to do was be left alone to enjoy reading, hectored and harassed by a shew of a wife and a prick of a boss. And when he finally gets his chance, bad luck fucks him one last time. It's just a relentless picking-on-the-nerd episode. It bugs me that it's regarded as inner-circle TZ when it's just mean spirited.Kory wrote: ↑26 Mar 2024, 7:45pmTHERE WAS TIME NOWDr. Medulla wrote: ↑26 Mar 2024, 5:52pmIf it were a Twilight Zone episode, at the end you'd smile and decide you wanted to live, and then you'd get run over by a moped and knocked into a raging river.Kory wrote: ↑26 Mar 2024, 5:33pmI'm the most alive one, somehow.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑26 Mar 2024, 4:11pm
Yet every damned one on your employee evaluations specifically mentions "Stayed alive during the entire previous fiscal year. Tied for first in the company."
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Rod Serling wouldn't have hesitated to tell us that in a thick cloud of cigarette smoke.Kory wrote: ↑27 Mar 2024, 1:44pmHey we don't know what the hell that guy did behind closed doors. Or what kind of books he was really reading.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑26 Mar 2024, 7:50pmI want to reiterate that I am officially against that episode. The essence of most TZ—the best TZ—is of a kind of poetic justice, where the good eventually get their reward, the assholes get the shiv. But the Penguin wasn't doing anything wrong. All he wanted to do was be left alone to enjoy reading, hectored and harassed by a shew of a wife and a prick of a boss. And when he finally gets his chance, bad luck fucks him one last time. It's just a relentless picking-on-the-nerd episode. It bugs me that it's regarded as inner-circle TZ when it's just mean spirited.Kory wrote: ↑26 Mar 2024, 7:45pmTHERE WAS TIME NOWDr. Medulla wrote: ↑26 Mar 2024, 5:52pmIf it were a Twilight Zone episode, at the end you'd smile and decide you wanted to live, and then you'd get run over by a moped and knocked into a raging river.
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The system works!
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Shit, is this the answer to all my problems?
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Depends on how creative you are with your self-assault.
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Well I hate myself, so that should be easy.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑29 Mar 2024, 3:39pmDepends on how creative you are with your self-assault.
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Ah, but you have to balance that with seeking to materially reward yourself with the self-assault. Otherwise you're just a boring old masochist.Kory wrote: ↑29 Mar 2024, 4:14pmWell I hate myself, so that should be easy.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑29 Mar 2024, 3:39pmDepends on how creative you are with your self-assault.Kory wrote: ↑29 Mar 2024, 2:56pmShit, is this the answer to all my problems?Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑29 Mar 2024, 5:29amhttps://preview.redd.it/20tsmkio67rc1.j ... 61a2bf6413
The system works!
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Totally stealing that to use as a slide in my disco lecture!
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is the sound guy Sonny Bono?
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I've never been able to get over them calling the crust "tender" in these ads.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑31 Mar 2024, 10:45amTotally stealing that to use as a slide in my disco lecture!
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That might be among the less offensive lies in it all.
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I just don't like the word, especially when it's describing something other than steak.
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Kory wrote: ↑01 Apr 2024, 1:37pmI just don't like the word, especially when it's describing something other than steak.
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>shudder<Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑01 Apr 2024, 2:10pmKory wrote: ↑01 Apr 2024, 1:37pmI just don't like the word, especially when it's describing something other than steak.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑01 Apr 2024, 1:29pmThat might be among the less offensive lies in it all.Kory wrote: ↑01 Apr 2024, 1:27pmI've never been able to get over them calling the crust "tender" in these ads.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑31 Mar 2024, 10:45am
Totally stealing that to use as a slide in my disco lecture!
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