I saw Tep today, a little worried about him...

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Read: He's been the recipient in many bukkake videos.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
12 Apr 2023, 8:27pm
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12 Apr 2023, 7:58pm
If I taught a fiction-writing seminar (meaning: everyone competent had died), I'd use that picture and tell the kids, "Write a story inspired by this."
Dear Penthouse...

Here's a story. I used to work with this man whore who was into the milf/cougar and perhaps gilf scene long before those were terms (1990 or so). Anyway he tells me this story of this older woman who he picked up at the bar. He says she went down on him and the sensation was very different, good but unlike anything before. So he reached his hand down and realized she had no teeth. She wore dentures but slipped them out to perform this particular task. So that almost fits the picture.

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revbob wrote:
13 Apr 2023, 7:36am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
12 Apr 2023, 8:27pm
revbob wrote:
12 Apr 2023, 7:58pm
If I taught a fiction-writing seminar (meaning: everyone competent had died), I'd use that picture and tell the kids, "Write a story inspired by this."
Dear Penthouse...

Here's a story. I used to work with this man whore who was into the milf/cougar and perhaps gilf scene long before those were terms (1990 or so). Anyway he tells me this story of this older woman who he picked up at the bar. He says she went down on him and the sensation was very different, good but unlike anything before. So he reached his hand down and realized she had no teeth. She wore dentures but slipped them out to perform this particular task. So that almost fits the picture.
In a Kids in the Hall episode, there was one of their little between-sketches pieces, this featuring Scott and Dave as prostitutes musing about cosmetic surgery. One says she's thinking about having her teeth taken out, the other says it's a smart career move.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
13 Apr 2023, 7:48am
revbob wrote:
13 Apr 2023, 7:36am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
12 Apr 2023, 8:27pm
revbob wrote:
12 Apr 2023, 7:58pm
If I taught a fiction-writing seminar (meaning: everyone competent had died), I'd use that picture and tell the kids, "Write a story inspired by this."
Dear Penthouse...

Here's a story. I used to work with this man whore who was into the milf/cougar and perhaps gilf scene long before those were terms (1990 or so). Anyway he tells me this story of this older woman who he picked up at the bar. He says she went down on him and the sensation was very different, good but unlike anything before. So he reached his hand down and realized she had no teeth. She wore dentures but slipped them out to perform this particular task. So that almost fits the picture.
In a Kids in the Hall episode, there was one of their little between-sketches pieces, this featuring Scott and Dave as prostitutes musing about cosmetic surgery. One says she's thinking about having her teeth taken out, the other says it's a smart career move.
:lol: I don't recall that one. Thry packed so much into those skits sometimes.

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So has Kaleb put on some weight?


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Party at Kaleb's

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Yeah, fuck it, I laughed.
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Anyone know when the Cthulhu Express is due?
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tepista wrote:
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Yeah, I think I remember that happening.
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead

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