How much juice does he drink to make him a juice demon.
I saw Tep today, a little worried about him...
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We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
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Re: I saw Tep today, a little worried about him...
To invoke him, chant the chorus to "Queen of Hearts" three times.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
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We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
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Driving by a gentleman's venue today, they advertised that the world's smallest stripper will be booking an engagement next week. I was intrigued, so I programmed by Googlematic to seek information about her.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/archives/news/ ... boyfriend/
https://www.thesun.co.uk/archives/news/ ... boyfriend/
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑03 Aug 2019, 2:50pmDriving by a gentleman's venue today, they advertised that the world's smallest stripper will be booking an engagement next week. I was intrigued, so I programmed by Googlematic to seek information about her.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/archives/news/ ... boyfriend/
I find this visually troubling.
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Western society deserves the loathing of others.revbob wrote: ↑03 Aug 2019, 4:56pmDr. Medulla wrote: ↑03 Aug 2019, 2:50pmDriving by a gentleman's venue today, they advertised that the world's smallest stripper will be booking an engagement next week. I was intrigued, so I programmed by Googlematic to seek information about her.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/archives/news/ ... boyfriend/
I find this visually troubling.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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I’ve seen worse. No caesarian scar.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑03 Aug 2019, 5:29pmWestern society deserves the loathing of others.revbob wrote: ↑03 Aug 2019, 4:56pmDr. Medulla wrote: ↑03 Aug 2019, 2:50pmDriving by a gentleman's venue today, they advertised that the world's smallest stripper will be booking an engagement next week. I was intrigued, so I programmed by Googlematic to seek information about her.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/archives/news/ ... boyfriend/
I find this visually troubling.
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eumass?
We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
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Gene doesn't wait for a lady to announce that she's single to use that line.
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It's a shame that Gene's and my band never got off the ground. We had a logo, and everyone knows that's the most important part.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑05 Aug 2019, 5:58pmGene doesn't wait for a lady to announce that she's single to use that line.
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I would have bought your album. I may not have listened to it, but I would have bought it.Kory wrote: ↑05 Aug 2019, 7:28pmIt's a shame that Gene's and my band never got off the ground. We had a logo, and everyone knows that's the most important part.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑05 Aug 2019, 5:58pmGene doesn't wait for a lady to announce that she's single to use that line.
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Kinda like my actual albums (thank you).Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑05 Aug 2019, 7:33pmI would have bought your album. I may not have listened to it, but I would have bought it.Kory wrote: ↑05 Aug 2019, 7:28pmIt's a shame that Gene's and my band never got off the ground. We had a logo, and everyone knows that's the most important part.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑05 Aug 2019, 5:58pmGene doesn't wait for a lady to announce that she's single to use that line.
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Those I listened to! Which suggests that Gene would be the disqualifying side of your partnership.Kory wrote: ↑05 Aug 2019, 7:35pmKinda like my actual albums (thank you).Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑05 Aug 2019, 7:33pmI would have bought your album. I may not have listened to it, but I would have bought it.Kory wrote: ↑05 Aug 2019, 7:28pmIt's a shame that Gene's and my band never got off the ground. We had a logo, and everyone knows that's the most important part.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑05 Aug 2019, 5:58pmGene doesn't wait for a lady to announce that she's single to use that line.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft