The Bold Statements Thread

[eumaas]

The good Doc. has accepted the challenge.

Two cans of this curious concoction just arrived. I'm waiting for the boss to come home to share the initial experience. Many, many thanks to Uncle Beaneater. Will report on our reaction later today.

Cut a few 1" slices, wrap em in for, put 'em in the oven for 20minutes or so, and finish em with a nice pat of butter or jam. Good eatin'.

My favorite comfort food is a bowl of beans with chopped up franks, some brown bread, and a pint of whole milk.

I hereby pronounce this bread … tasty. Very tasty. I've had it before, tho I can't say when and where, perhaps as molasses cake or something like that. But, yeah, this is pretty damned good. Grudging apologies to Beaneater and (ugh) Flex for questioning your tastes.

Told you! It's weird, but so good.

[Wolter]

Bah. I'll never eat anything that weird.

*scoops boiled peanuts and fried okra onto a styrofoam plate*

[Rat Patrol]

Save for 3 regrettable years in the wilderness during college with a mushy piece of shit Logitech generic, every ASCII character I have ever typed into a Personal Flex-puter in a non-workplace setting in my entire life from December 1986 to this post has been on this singular object:



Manufacture date on the back: 07 OCT 86.


It's loud like the world is coming to an end when I'm banging out a rant, ergonomically perfect, dishwasher-safe, does not have a single faded keycap, has taken literally gallons of coffee and soda spills, has been puked on, has outlived 8 PC's and every version of Windows since Version 1.06, and is heavy enough to crack your fucking skull wide open if swung as a deadly weapon...and then calmly be returned to the desktop so I can write about how it was justified. AND I WILL BE BURIED WITH IT. YOU VULTURES CANNOT HAVE MY MODEL M!

[eumaas]

I miss keyboards like that, actually.

[Wolter]

I miss keyboards like that, actually.

I can't remember the last time I had a keyboard I enjoyed. Possibly never?

[Kory]

The good Doc. has accepted the challenge.

Two cans of this curious concoction just arrived. I'm waiting for the boss to come home to share the initial experience. Many, many thanks to Uncle Beaneater. Will report on our reaction later today.

Cut a few 1" slices, wrap em in for, put 'em in the oven for 20minutes or so, and finish em with a nice pat of butter or jam. Good eatin'.

My favorite comfort food is a bowl of beans with chopped up franks, some brown bread, and a pint of whole milk.

I hereby pronounce this bread … tasty. Very tasty. I've had it before, tho I can't say when and where, perhaps as molasses cake or something like that. But, yeah, this is pretty damned good. Grudging apologies to Beaneater and (ugh) Flex for questioning your tastes.

Told you! It's weird, but so good.

Holy christ that looks good.

[Kory]

I miss keyboards like that, actually.

I can't remember the last time I had a keyboard I enjoyed. Possibly never?

Yeah, fuck keyboards. When the hell are those laser projected ones going to come out? Anything else is an ergonomic nightmare from where I sit.

[BostonBeaneater]

All of you Star Wars people are sick, sad, and demented. I want you to take a moment and feel shame. You can't even screw a prostitute in Old San Juan anymore without Star Wars getting their grubby little fingers involved.

[Dr. Medulla]

I miss keyboards like that, actually.

I can't remember the last time I had a keyboard I enjoyed. Possibly never?

Yeah, fuck keyboards. When the hell are those laser projected ones going to come out? Anything else is an ergonomic nightmare from where I sit.

They've been on the market for awhile now. The reviews I've read suggest they're glitchy. Hard on your fingertips and if you're working under fluorescent lighting, the accuracy is sporadic.

[revbob]

I miss keyboards like that, actually.

I can't remember the last time I had a keyboard I enjoyed. Possibly never?

Yeah, fuck keyboards. When the hell are those laser projected ones going to come out? Anything else is an ergonomic nightmare from where I sit.

They've been on the market for awhile now. The reviews I've read suggest they're glitchy. Hard on your fingertips and if you're working under fluorescent lighting, the accuracy is sporadic.

Yeah I also don't see them being an improvement front an ergonomic standpoint.

[BostonBeaneater]

All of you Star Wars people are sick, sad, and demented. I want you to take a moment and feel shame. You can't even screw a prostitute in Old San Juan anymore without Star Wars getting their grubby little fingers involved.

Get a fuckin life you slack jawed inbreds. I can'1 take one more friggin Start Wars in joke. You people are as bad as ISIS. Well, maybe not that bad but certainly less entertaining.

[Marky Dread]

All of you Star Wars people are sick, sad, and demented. I want you to take a moment and feel shame. You can't even screw a prostitute in Old San Juan anymore without Star Wars getting their grubby little fingers involved.

Get a fuckin life you slack jawed inbreds. I can'1 take one more friggin Start Wars in joke. You people are as bad as ISIS. Well, maybe not that bad but certainly less entertaining.

these are not the condoms you are looking for.

[Wolter]

A bold statement: chill out, Beaneater.

[revbob]

All of you Star Wars people are sick, sad, and demented. I want you to take a moment and feel shame. You can't even screw a prostitute in Old San Juan anymore without Star Wars getting their grubby little fingers involved.

Get a fuckin life you slack jawed inbreds. I can'1 take one more friggin Start Wars in joke. You people are as bad as ISIS. Well, maybe not that bad but certainly less entertaining.

these are not the condoms you are looking for.

Line of the day.

[BostonBeaneater]

A bold statement: chill out, Beaneater.

I need to chill out? You're the one who got the tattoo.