Mayonnaise - Nectar of the Gods or Himmler's knob cheese?
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Re: Mayonnaise - Nectar of the Gods or Himmler's knob cheese?
Good mayonnaise is very useful and delicious. Bad mayonnaise is basically a shitty way to moisten bread. Kind of a split decision on that.
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French fries: first the malt vinegar, then the salt, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh then the mayo.
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Re: Mayonnaise - Nectar of the Gods or Himmler's knob cheese?
It's no gentleman's relish.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board
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Re: Mayonnaise - Nectar of the Gods or Himmler's knob cheese?
Let's stick to good mayo. Like Kensington's.Wolter wrote:Good mayonnaise is very useful and delicious. Bad mayonnaise is basically a shitty way to moisten bread. Kind of a split decision on that.
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Nectar, then.BostonBeaneater wrote:Let's stick to good mayo. Like Kensington's.Wolter wrote:Good mayonnaise is very useful and delicious. Bad mayonnaise is basically a shitty way to moisten bread. Kind of a split decision on that.
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Around here, you get arrested for jacking off onto a sandwich.Heston wrote:It's no gentleman's relish.
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Re: Mayonnaise - Nectar of the Gods or Himmler's knob cheese?
Neutral on mayo. It's rarely something I think to use and don't feel the poorer for it, but if it shows up on a sandwich it's no great crime.
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Mayo is the most pointless thing I can think of in existence. It does the same thing as many other condiments except provides zero flavor and a shit ton of fat. It's baffling as to why it is a thing.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
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Total horseshit! Mayo is packed with creamy, lemony, eggy goodness. You west coast calorie counters are so damned boring sometimes.matedog wrote:Mayo is the most pointless thing I can think of in existence. It does the same thing as many other condiments except provides zero flavor and a shit ton of fat. It's baffling as to why it is a thing.
I'm going home to eat canned bread*:
*With mayo.
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Hoy has long-standing feud with mayonnaise, which means two things:BostonBeaneater wrote:Total horseshit! Mayo is packed with creamy, lemony, eggy goodness. You west coast calorie counters are so damned boring sometimes.matedog wrote:Mayo is the most pointless thing I can think of in existence. It does the same thing as many other condiments except provides zero flavor and a shit ton of fat. It's baffling as to why it is a thing.
A. He's never had good mayonnaise
B. Mayonnaise is by default good, since Hoy is wrong.
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Re: Mayonnaise - Nectar of the Gods or Himmler's knob cheese?
I love mayonnaise. My fave secret use is as dip for boiled artichokes.
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I steam my artichokes, but mayo is the base for my dip. I cut it with some Greek yogurt to make it less of a heart attack and add lemon juice and a mix of salt, pepper, garlic power, onion powder, dried parsley, dried dill, paprika, and turmeric. It ends up basically a lemony ranch aioli, and it's good as hell.tepista wrote:I love mayonnaise. My fave secret use is as dip for boiled artichokes.
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I read that first as anchovy and was like, "Hot diggity!".tepista wrote:I love mayonnaise. My fave secret use is as dip for boiled artichokes.
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Re: Mayonnaise - Nectar of the Gods or Himmler's knob cheese?
Miracle Whip isn't an edible food product, Señor Wrongthought.matedog wrote:Mayo is the most pointless thing I can think of in existence. It does the same thing as many other condiments except provides zero flavor and a shit ton of fat. It's baffling as to why it is a thing.