Mayonnaise - Nectar of the Gods or Himmler's knob cheese?

[Kory]

I'm going to have to stay out of this thread or I'll become sick. There wasn't an option for something worse than Himmler's knob cheese?

[Kory]

I will seriously eat almost anything at least once, but mayo is the most disgusting food product on earth.

[revbob]

I voted against but I'm ok with it sometimes on a sandwich, but sparingly. I would much rather have avocado on my sandwich than mayo.

[Mimi]

I've given up on mayo and have switched to dijon mustard, like a real American.

[Kory]

I've given up on mayo and have switched to dijon mustard, like a real American.

You know, one of the things I miss most about my youth is Grey Poupon commercials.

[Mimi]

I've given up on mayo and have switched to dijon mustard, like a real American.

You know, one of the things I miss most about my youth is Grey Poupon commercials.

The real deal, that stuff. Probably.

[matedog]

Matey Pro-Tip: Want to make a sandwich better? Don't use mayo.

[matedog]

I will seriously eat almost anything at least once, but mayo is the most disgusting food product on earth.

The ironic thing is that the culinarily crotchety non west coasters probably are cool with mayo as a pizza sauce.

[Kory]

Matey Pro-Tip: Want to make a sandwich better? Don't use mayo.

KorHoy.

[Kory]

I will seriously eat almost anything at least once, but mayo is the most disgusting food product on earth.

The ironic thing is that the culinarily crotchety non west coasters probably are cool with mayo as a pizza sauce.

Gag me with a spoon.

[Dr. Medulla]

Matey Pro-Tip: Want to make a sandwich better? Don't use mayo.

KorHoy.

No, no: Hory.

[BostonBeaneater]

I will seriously eat almost anything at least once, but mayo is the most disgusting food product on earth.

The ironic thing is that the culinarily crotchety non west coasters probably are cool with mayo as a pizza sauce.

Gag me with a spoon.

MAYO does not belong on pizza? What are we in Korea?

[matedog]

Mayo is the most pointless thing I can think of in existence. It does the same thing as many other condiments except provides zero flavor and a shit ton of fat. It's baffling as to why it is a thing.

Total horseshit! Mayo is packed with creamy, lemony, eggy goodness. You west coast calorie counters are so damned boring sometimes.

Boring? Mayo is the epitome of boring.

Also, don't deny my Virginia heritage.

[tepista]

Total horseshit! Mayo is packed with creamy, lemony, eggy goodness. You west coast calorie counters are so damned boring sometimes.

Now I'm confused. I thought westies liked mayo more than easties.

[Kory]

Matey Pro-Tip: Want to make a sandwich better? Don't use mayo.

KorHoy.

No, no: Hory.

I didn't want to invite "whorey" jokes. You guys make fun of me enough.