Mayonnaise - Nectar of the Gods or Himmler's knob cheese?

[Kory]

Total horseshit! Mayo is packed with creamy, lemony, eggy goodness. You west coast calorie counters are so damned boring sometimes.

Now I'm confused. I thought westies liked mayo more than easties.

It's a big midwestern thing, isn't it?

[BostonBeaneater]

Total horseshit! Mayo is packed with creamy, lemony, eggy goodness. You west coast calorie counters are so damned boring sometimes.

Now I'm confused. I thought westies liked mayo more than easties.

If it's kale and soy based they love it.

[Dr. Medulla]

Matey Pro-Tip: Want to make a sandwich better? Don't use mayo.

KorHoy.

No, no: Hory.

I didn't want to invite "whorey" jokes. You guys make fun of me enough.

Allying oneself with Hoy carries a price. Poor Heston was once a semblance of a man before this Hoyston nonsense.

[Kory]

Matey Pro-Tip: Want to make a sandwich better? Don't use mayo.

KorHoy.

No, no: Hory.

I didn't want to invite "whorey" jokes. You guys make fun of me enough.

Allying oneself with Hoy carries a price. Poor Heston was once a semblance of a man before this Hoyston nonsense.

Now he's but a husk. Poor devil.

Spirit, is this a vision of what will be, or only what may be?

[Dr. Medulla]

KorHoy.

No, no: Hory.

I didn't want to invite "whorey" jokes. You guys make fun of me enough.

Allying oneself with Hoy carries a price. Poor Heston was once a semblance of a man before this Hoyston nonsense.

Now he's but a husk. Poor devil.

Spirit, is this a vision of what will be, or only what may be?

If you look into the void and see Gene Simmons staring back, yeah, just jump right the fuck in and hope the end is quick.

[Kory]

No, no: Hory.

I didn't want to invite "whorey" jokes. You guys make fun of me enough.

Allying oneself with Hoy carries a price. Poor Heston was once a semblance of a man before this Hoyston nonsense.

Now he's but a husk. Poor devil.

Spirit, is this a vision of what will be, or only what may be?

If you look into the void and see Gene Simmons staring back, yeah, just jump right the fuck in and hope the end is quick.

What if it's Peter Criss?

[tepista]

Total horseshit! Mayo is packed with creamy, lemony, eggy goodness. You west coast calorie counters are so damned boring sometimes.

Now I'm confused. I thought westies liked mayo more than easties.

If it's kale and soy based they love it.

ya wanna start a Death Metal band together called Kale Satan that sings songs about the dark lord and eating healthy?

[Dr. Medulla]

I didn't want to invite "whorey" jokes. You guys make fun of me enough.

Allying oneself with Hoy carries a price. Poor Heston was once a semblance of a man before this Hoyston nonsense.

Now he's but a husk. Poor devil.

Spirit, is this a vision of what will be, or only what may be?

If you look into the void and see Gene Simmons staring back, yeah, just jump right the fuck in and hope the end is quick.

What if it's Peter Criss?

Not even the void would support such an absurdity.

[101Walterton]

Mayo is the most pointless thing I can think of in existence. It does the same thing as many other condiments except provides zero flavor and a shit ton of fat. It's baffling as to why it is a thing.

Total horseshit! Mayo is packed with creamy, lemony, eggy goodness. You west coast calorie counters are so damned boring sometimes.

Hoy has long-standing feud with mayonnaise, which means two things:

A. He's never had good mayonnaise
B. Mayonnaise is by default good, since Hoy is wrong.

This.

Mayo is delicious and bad mayo is not mayo. It is also a good sauce of Omega 3.

[revbob]

I will seriously eat almost anything at least once, but mayo is the most disgusting food product on earth.

The ironic thing is that the culinarily crotchety non west coasters probably are cool with mayo as a pizza sauce.

What? where? I've never cone across this.

[Heston]

There wasn't an option for something worse than Himmler's knob cheese?

Black Diamond

[Flex]

A tophat-and-monocle grade mayo (like most things on the excellently made end of the spectrum) is worthwhile, and obviously even a standard mayo may be a necessary component of a recipe or something. But, generally, I do not include mayo in my repertoire of condiments. For health reasons, if nothing else.

[eumaas]

I use mayo pretty regularly, though mayo can occasionally gross me out.

By the way, I'm not big on vegan substitute, but I like that grapeseed oil vegenaise shit. It's really tart, which is fun.

[Dr. Medulla]

There wasn't an option for something worse than Himmler's knob cheese?

Black Diamond

The KISS version.

[Wolter]

I use mayo pretty regularly, though mayo can occasionally gross me out.

By the way, I'm not big on vegan substitute, but I like that grapeseed oil vegenaise shit. It's really tart, which is fun.

That Just Mayo stuff is a pretty decent vegan substitute.