Mayonnaise - Nectar of the Gods or Himmler's knob cheese?

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Mayonnaise - Nectar of the Gods or Himmler's knob cheese?

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Rarely use it, but a chicken burger can pushed into the delicious stratosphere with the right amount of mayo. Time and place.
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Silent Majority wrote:Rarely use it, but a chicken burger can pushed into the delicious stratosphere with the right amount of mayo. Time and place.
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Silent Majority wrote:a chicken burger
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My people don't even like to talk about mayonnaise, much less eat it.
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JennyB wrote:My people don't even like to talk about mayonnaise, much less eat it.
I know that's the stereotype, but I've seen some Jews go to town on some mayo.
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Chicken and avacado sandwich needs mayonnaise and is delicious.
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JennyB wrote:My people don't even like to talk about mayonnaise, much less eat it.
I know that's the stereotype, but I've seen some Jews go to town on some mayo.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure everyone less orthodox than the Lubavitcher Rebbe uses mayo every now and then.
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JennyB wrote:My people don't even like to talk about mayonnaise, much less eat it.
:lol: Back in 1959, if you were Jewish there were two topics that were not discussed: The Holocaust and mayonnaise. Break the taboo!
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Wolter wrote:
eumaas wrote:
JennyB wrote:My people don't even like to talk about mayonnaise, much less eat it.
I know that's the stereotype, but I've seen some Jews go to town on some mayo.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure everyone less orthodox than the Lubavitcher Rebbe uses mayo every now and then.
Yeah, but in Hannah and Her Sisters when Woody Allen converts to Christianity, the first thing he did was break out the mayo!

I do eat mayo when it's mixed in with things like chicken or tuna salad. But that's about it.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
JennyB wrote:My people don't even like to talk about mayonnaise, much less eat it.
:lol: Back in 1959, if you were Jewish there were two topics that were not discussed: The Holocaust and mayonnaise. Break the taboo!
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Bumping this to get knob cheese in the lead hopefully. Mayo adds nothing except an eggy fart odour. Stick with salad cream, mustard, brown or red sauce, branston. The list is endless, mayo can sod off.
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BitterTom wrote: ↑
13 Jul 2019, 7:42am
 Bumping this to get knob cheese in the lead hopefully. Mayo adds nothing except an eggy fart odour. Stick with salad cream, mustard, brown or red sauce, branston. The list is endless, mayo can sod off.
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