Oh Canada!

[Wolter]

[Dr. Medulla]

Amongst NDPers, Mouseland is like a sacred fable, so … yeah.
https://www.cbc.ca/archives/entry/the-s ... l-allegory

[Kory]

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/an- ... 5XgNMIRtrg

AN FAQ ABOUT YOUR NEW BIRTH CONTROL: THE MUSIC OF RUSH
The music of Rush is marked by erratic signature changes, unconventional chord structures, heavy use of synthesizers and electronic effects, and, most importantly, lead vocals that sound like an ancient witch is being exorcised out of your body with live wires. In less clinical terms, imagine taking the most annoying parts of science fiction and Libertarianism, isolating them, and then somehow blending them up into a cursed musical slurry. Then, infuse that slurry with a distinctive incel vibe, and presto! You’ve got one of the most powerful contraception options on the market.

[Dr. Medulla]

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/an- ... 5XgNMIRtrg

AN FAQ ABOUT YOUR NEW BIRTH CONTROL: THE MUSIC OF RUSH
The music of Rush is marked by erratic signature changes, unconventional chord structures, heavy use of synthesizers and electronic effects, and, most importantly, lead vocals that sound like an ancient witch is being exorcised out of your body with live wires. In less clinical terms, imagine taking the most annoying parts of science fiction and Libertarianism, isolating them, and then somehow blending them up into a cursed musical slurry. Then, infuse that slurry with a distinctive incel vibe, and presto! You’ve got one of the most powerful contraception options on the market.

You're just hearing about this now? 2112 was conceived as a sterilization procedure but later ruled by the Supreme Court as too damaging to human tissue.

[Kory]

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/an- ... 5XgNMIRtrg

AN FAQ ABOUT YOUR NEW BIRTH CONTROL: THE MUSIC OF RUSH
The music of Rush is marked by erratic signature changes, unconventional chord structures, heavy use of synthesizers and electronic effects, and, most importantly, lead vocals that sound like an ancient witch is being exorcised out of your body with live wires. In less clinical terms, imagine taking the most annoying parts of science fiction and Libertarianism, isolating them, and then somehow blending them up into a cursed musical slurry. Then, infuse that slurry with a distinctive incel vibe, and presto! You’ve got one of the most powerful contraception options on the market.

You're just hearing about this now? 2112 was conceived as a sterilization procedure but later ruled by the Supreme Court as too damaging to human tissue.

It's just good to know that if I'm in the back of a red barchetta with some young buck, I'll be protected.

[Dr. Medulla]

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/an- ... 5XgNMIRtrg

AN FAQ ABOUT YOUR NEW BIRTH CONTROL: THE MUSIC OF RUSH
The music of Rush is marked by erratic signature changes, unconventional chord structures, heavy use of synthesizers and electronic effects, and, most importantly, lead vocals that sound like an ancient witch is being exorcised out of your body with live wires. In less clinical terms, imagine taking the most annoying parts of science fiction and Libertarianism, isolating them, and then somehow blending them up into a cursed musical slurry. Then, infuse that slurry with a distinctive incel vibe, and presto! You’ve got one of the most powerful contraception options on the market.

You're just hearing about this now? 2112 was conceived as a sterilization procedure but later ruled by the Supreme Court as too damaging to human tissue.

It's just good to know that if I'm in the back of a red barchetta with some young buck, I'll be protected.

Like five condoms at once.

[revbob]

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/an- ... 5XgNMIRtrg

AN FAQ ABOUT YOUR NEW BIRTH CONTROL: THE MUSIC OF RUSH
The music of Rush is marked by erratic signature changes, unconventional chord structures, heavy use of synthesizers and electronic effects, and, most importantly, lead vocals that sound like an ancient witch is being exorcised out of your body with live wires. In less clinical terms, imagine taking the most annoying parts of science fiction and Libertarianism, isolating them, and then somehow blending them up into a cursed musical slurry. Then, infuse that slurry with a distinctive incel vibe, and presto! You’ve got one of the most powerful contraception options on the market.

You're just hearing about this now? 2112 was conceived as a sterilization procedure but later ruled by the Supreme Court as too damaging to human tissue.

It's just good to know that if I'm in the back of a red barchetta with some young buck, I'll be protected.

Only if you make it to the one lane bridge in time.

[JennyB]

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/an- ... 5XgNMIRtrg

AN FAQ ABOUT YOUR NEW BIRTH CONTROL: THE MUSIC OF RUSH
The music of Rush is marked by erratic signature changes, unconventional chord structures, heavy use of synthesizers and electronic effects, and, most importantly, lead vocals that sound like an ancient witch is being exorcised out of your body with live wires. In less clinical terms, imagine taking the most annoying parts of science fiction and Libertarianism, isolating them, and then somehow blending them up into a cursed musical slurry. Then, infuse that slurry with a distinctive incel vibe, and presto! You’ve got one of the most powerful contraception options on the market.

Is it a contraceptive for women or is it more like a condom? Because I can't imagine any woman actually purposefully listening to Rush, thereby rendering it ineffective if it's the former. I guess it's an effective birth control method in the sense that I would never sleep with a Rush fan.

[revbob]

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/an- ... 5XgNMIRtrg

AN FAQ ABOUT YOUR NEW BIRTH CONTROL: THE MUSIC OF RUSH
The music of Rush is marked by erratic signature changes, unconventional chord structures, heavy use of synthesizers and electronic effects, and, most importantly, lead vocals that sound like an ancient witch is being exorcised out of your body with live wires. In less clinical terms, imagine taking the most annoying parts of science fiction and Libertarianism, isolating them, and then somehow blending them up into a cursed musical slurry. Then, infuse that slurry with a distinctive incel vibe, and presto! You’ve got one of the most powerful contraception options on the market.

Is it a contraceptive for women or is it more like a condom? Because I can't imagine any woman actually purposefully listening to Rush, thereby rendering it ineffective if it's the former. I guess it's an effective birth control method in the sense that I would never sleep with a Rush fan.

Yeah I think that's how it works.

[JennyB]

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/an- ... 5XgNMIRtrg

AN FAQ ABOUT YOUR NEW BIRTH CONTROL: THE MUSIC OF RUSH
The music of Rush is marked by erratic signature changes, unconventional chord structures, heavy use of synthesizers and electronic effects, and, most importantly, lead vocals that sound like an ancient witch is being exorcised out of your body with live wires. In less clinical terms, imagine taking the most annoying parts of science fiction and Libertarianism, isolating them, and then somehow blending them up into a cursed musical slurry. Then, infuse that slurry with a distinctive incel vibe, and presto! You’ve got one of the most powerful contraception options on the market.

Is it a contraceptive for women or is it more like a condom? Because I can't imagine any woman actually purposefully listening to Rush, thereby rendering it ineffective if it's the former. I guess it's an effective birth control method in the sense that I would never sleep with a Rush fan.

Yeah I think that's how it works.

Indeed. And it's not like my standards are that high. My husband is Van Hagar, FFS.

[revbob]

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/an- ... 5XgNMIRtrg

AN FAQ ABOUT YOUR NEW BIRTH CONTROL: THE MUSIC OF RUSH
The music of Rush is marked by erratic signature changes, unconventional chord structures, heavy use of synthesizers and electronic effects, and, most importantly, lead vocals that sound like an ancient witch is being exorcised out of your body with live wires. In less clinical terms, imagine taking the most annoying parts of science fiction and Libertarianism, isolating them, and then somehow blending them up into a cursed musical slurry. Then, infuse that slurry with a distinctive incel vibe, and presto! You’ve got one of the most powerful contraception options on the market.

Is it a contraceptive for women or is it more like a condom? Because I can't imagine any woman actually purposefully listening to Rush, thereby rendering it ineffective if it's the former. I guess it's an effective birth control method in the sense that I would never sleep with a Rush fan.

Yeah I think that's how it works.

Indeed. And it's not like my standards are that high. My husband is Van Hagar, FFS.

I figure his other qualities must be OUTSTANDING.

[JennyB]

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/an- ... 5XgNMIRtrg

Is it a contraceptive for women or is it more like a condom? Because I can't imagine any woman actually purposefully listening to Rush, thereby rendering it ineffective if it's the former. I guess it's an effective birth control method in the sense that I would never sleep with a Rush fan.

Yeah I think that's how it works.

Indeed. And it's not like my standards are that high. My husband is Van Hagar, FFS.

I figure his other qualities must be OUTSTANDING.

Eh. He could help with the dishes some more.

[Dr. Medulla]

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/an- ... 5XgNMIRtrg

AN FAQ ABOUT YOUR NEW BIRTH CONTROL: THE MUSIC OF RUSH
The music of Rush is marked by erratic signature changes, unconventional chord structures, heavy use of synthesizers and electronic effects, and, most importantly, lead vocals that sound like an ancient witch is being exorcised out of your body with live wires. In less clinical terms, imagine taking the most annoying parts of science fiction and Libertarianism, isolating them, and then somehow blending them up into a cursed musical slurry. Then, infuse that slurry with a distinctive incel vibe, and presto! You’ve got one of the most powerful contraception options on the market.

Is it a contraceptive for women or is it more like a condom? Because I can't imagine any woman actually purposefully listening to Rush, thereby rendering it ineffective if it's the former. I guess it's an effective birth control method in the sense that I would never sleep with a Rush fan.

I can't help but think that Rush perform in a sonic register that can't be detected by women or men in a relationship.

[JennyB]

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/an- ... 5XgNMIRtrg

AN FAQ ABOUT YOUR NEW BIRTH CONTROL: THE MUSIC OF RUSH
The music of Rush is marked by erratic signature changes, unconventional chord structures, heavy use of synthesizers and electronic effects, and, most importantly, lead vocals that sound like an ancient witch is being exorcised out of your body with live wires. In less clinical terms, imagine taking the most annoying parts of science fiction and Libertarianism, isolating them, and then somehow blending them up into a cursed musical slurry. Then, infuse that slurry with a distinctive incel vibe, and presto! You’ve got one of the most powerful contraception options on the market.

Is it a contraceptive for women or is it more like a condom? Because I can't imagine any woman actually purposefully listening to Rush, thereby rendering it ineffective if it's the former. I guess it's an effective birth control method in the sense that I would never sleep with a Rush fan.

I can't help but think that Rush perform in a sonic register that can't be detected by women or men in a relationship.

Ha!!!

[Silent Majority]

I went home with a woman once, who's roommate was watching a Rush documentary. Drunk, in his house, I slated him so much I'm surprised I wasn't asked to leave.