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Oh Canada!

Posted: 14 Jul 2016, 2:26pm
by BostonBeaneater
I STAND ON GUARD FOR THEE!


Canadian Woman's Funeral Procession Makes One Final Stop At Tim Hortons

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/windsor/t ... -1.3677459

Re: Oh Canada!

Posted: 14 Jul 2016, 2:36pm
by Dr. Medulla
The affection for and devotion to Tim's is something I will never understand about this goddamned country. It's fucking doughnuts and coffee, that's all.

Re: Oh Canada!

Posted: 14 Jul 2016, 3:16pm
by BostonBeaneater
Dr. Medulla wrote:The affection for and devotion to Tim's is something I will never understand about this goddamned country. It's fucking doughnuts and coffee, that's all.
I always stop for a coffee and a maple donut when I am in the great white north. Time Horton is a fun figure too; Hockey player, donut mogul, and drunk driver!

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I gotta get drunk and drive my De Tomaso Pantera just like Timmy!

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Re: Oh Canada!

Posted: 14 Jul 2016, 3:28pm
by Spiff
Dr. Medulla wrote:The affection for and devotion to Tim's is something I will never understand about this goddamned country. It's fucking doughnuts and coffee, that's all.
Doughnuts?

Timbits or GTFO!

Re: Oh Canada!

Posted: 14 Jul 2016, 3:36pm
by BostonBeaneater
Spiff wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:The affection for and devotion to Tim's is something I will never understand about this goddamned country. It's fucking doughnuts and coffee, that's all.
Doughnuts?

Timbits or GTFO!
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Re: Oh Canada!

Posted: 14 Jul 2016, 3:38pm
by Dr. Medulla
Spiff wrote:Doughnuts?

Timbits or GTFO!
Shit's all the same, just in different form and size. Taste the same going in and widens the waistline in the same areas. Totally don't get any of that stuff.

Re: Oh Canada!

Posted: 14 Jul 2016, 3:40pm
by BostonBeaneater

Re: Oh Canada!

Posted: 15 Jul 2016, 9:40am
by Spiff
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Spiff wrote:Doughnuts?

Timbits or GTFO!
Shit's all the same, just in different form and size. Taste the same going in and widens the waistline in the same areas. Totally don't get any of that stuff.
Losing your girlish figure, eh? :mrgreen:

Re: Oh Canada!

Posted: 15 Jul 2016, 9:57am
by BostonBeaneater
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Spiff wrote:Doughnuts?

Timbits or GTFO!
Shit's all the same, just in different form and size. Taste the same going in and widens the waistline in the same areas. Totally don't get any of that stuff.
This statement is unabashed horseshit.

Re: Oh Canada!

Posted: 15 Jul 2016, 10:13am
by Dr. Medulla
Spiff wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Spiff wrote:Doughnuts?

Timbits or GTFO!
Shit's all the same, just in different form and size. Taste the same going in and widens the waistline in the same areas. Totally don't get any of that stuff.
Losing your girlish figure, eh? :mrgreen:
:mad: Actually, I have been consciously losing weight over the past month. In the past six years, I've gained about a dozen pounds, so I'm getting back down (five pounds so far). I told B that by the time of my dissertation defence in the fall, I want to look emaciated. No one's going to give a hard time to someone with wasting disease, right?
BostonBeaneater wrote:This statement is unabashed horseshit.
You tell me the difference between a doughnut and a doughnut hole (aka Timbit).

Re: Oh Canada!

Posted: 15 Jul 2016, 11:01am
by Spiff
Dr. Medulla wrote: :mad: Actually, I have been consciously losing weight over the past month. In the past six years, I've gained about a dozen pounds, so I'm getting back down (five pounds so far). I told B that by the time of my dissertation defence in the fall, I want to look emaciated. No one's going to give a hard time to someone with wasting disease, right?
Wear your "World's Sexiest Grandma" T-shirt and you'll be golden!

Re: Oh Canada!

Posted: 15 Jul 2016, 11:04am
by Heston
Spiff wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote: :mad: Actually, I have been consciously losing weight over the past month. In the past six years, I've gained about a dozen pounds, so I'm getting back down (five pounds so far). I told B that by the time of my dissertation defence in the fall, I want to look emaciated. No one's going to give a hard time to someone with wasting disease, right?
Wear your "World's Sexiest Grandma" T-shirt and you'll be golden!
What! Above the CTC sweatshirt?

Re: Oh Canada!

Posted: 15 Jul 2016, 11:09am
by BostonBeaneater
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Spiff wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Spiff wrote:Doughnuts?

Timbits or GTFO!
Shit's all the same, just in different form and size. Taste the same going in and widens the waistline in the same areas. Totally don't get any of that stuff.
Losing your girlish figure, eh? :mrgreen:
:mad: Actually, I have been consciously losing weight over the past month. In the past six years, I've gained about a dozen pounds, so I'm getting back down (five pounds so far). I told B that by the time of my dissertation defence in the fall, I want to look emaciated. No one's going to give a hard time to someone with wasting disease, right?
BostonBeaneater wrote:This statement is unabashed horseshit.
You tell me the difference between a doughnut and a doughnut hole (aka Timbit).
Holes/Timbits/Munchkins:
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Donuts:
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Re: Oh Canada!

Posted: 15 Jul 2016, 11:13am
by BostonBeaneater
Hortons, Dunkie, and Krispy Kreme all kind of suck. Good donuts are made at small shops in little towns. I probably have 6 donuts a year and feel nothing but joy when I eat them. This place rules:
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The PB&J is sublime:
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Re: Oh Canada!

Posted: 15 Jul 2016, 11:17am
by eumaas
it me, the only southerner who prefers cake donuts