Against All Odds: Phil Collins Courtship of JennyB - A work of IMCT fan fiction.

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BitterTom wrote:
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JennyB wrote:
16 Sep 2019, 12:41pm
BitterTom wrote:
14 Sep 2019, 3:37pm
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God dammit, Tom.
Thankfully your comment started a new page so I don't have to see that picture again.

Can't remember if I told this PC story before but my sister used to live on the same road as PC's sister who was apparently a real busy-body who disliked anyone parking outside her house. She would scurry out and ask you to find another spot if she saw you parking there.

This annoyed my sister to the extent that she trained her dog to poo under the bush at PC's sisters house.
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oliver wrote:
16 Sep 2019, 2:27pm
JennyB wrote:
16 Sep 2019, 12:41pm
BitterTom wrote:
14 Sep 2019, 3:37pm
.
God dammit, Tom.
Thankfully your comment started a new page so I don't have to see that picture again.

Can't remember if I told this PC story before but my sister used to live on the same road as PC's sister who was apparently a real busy-body who disliked anyone parking outside her house. She would scurry out and ask you to find another spot if she saw you parking there.

This annoyed my sister to the extent that she trained her dog to poo under the bush at PC's sisters house.
Your sister is my hero. I'd like to think that PC stepped in the dog poop on a number of occasions. Please let your sister know that I am the founding member of her fan club.

And of course PC's sister was a busybody.
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JennyB wrote:
16 Sep 2019, 2:29pm
oliver wrote:
16 Sep 2019, 2:27pm
JennyB wrote:
16 Sep 2019, 12:41pm
BitterTom wrote:
14 Sep 2019, 3:37pm
.
God dammit, Tom.
Thankfully your comment started a new page so I don't have to see that picture again.

Can't remember if I told this PC story before but my sister used to live on the same road as PC's sister who was apparently a real busy-body who disliked anyone parking outside her house. She would scurry out and ask you to find another spot if she saw you parking there.

This annoyed my sister to the extent that she trained her dog to poo under the bush at PC's sisters house.
Your sister is my hero. I'd like to think that PC stepped in the dog poop on a number of occasions. Please let your sister know that I am the founding member of her fan club.

And of course PC's sister was a busybody.
My sister expresses such pride when telling the story too. Like it was a child getting accepted into Harvard. She'll be happy to know it's still bringing joy many years later.
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BitterTom wrote:
26 Sep 2019, 11:53am
It's because he probably has!
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JennyB wrote:
26 Sep 2019, 1:53pm
BitterTom wrote:
26 Sep 2019, 11:53am
It's because he probably has!
Give the poor guy a break. He's got to get rid of all those unwanted greatest hits CD's somehow.
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Marky Dread wrote:
26 Sep 2019, 4:11pm
JennyB wrote:
26 Sep 2019, 1:53pm
BitterTom wrote:
26 Sep 2019, 11:53am
It's because he probably has!
Give the poor guy a break. He's got to get rid of all those unwanted greatest hits CD's somehow.
:lol:

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Marky Dread wrote:
26 Sep 2019, 4:11pm
JennyB wrote:
26 Sep 2019, 1:53pm
BitterTom wrote:
26 Sep 2019, 11:53am
It's because he probably has!
Give the poor guy a break. He's got to get rid of all those unwanted greatest hits CD's somehow.
Unwarranted, too.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
26 Sep 2019, 4:14pm
Marky Dread wrote:
26 Sep 2019, 4:11pm
JennyB wrote:
26 Sep 2019, 1:53pm
BitterTom wrote:
26 Sep 2019, 11:53am
It's because he probably has!
Give the poor guy a break. He's got to get rid of all those unwanted greatest hits CD's somehow.
Unwarranted, too.
I had a dream about Phil Collins, the council, a load of bin bags and a stairwell but it was a whole lot more gruesome

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101Walterton wrote:
26 Sep 2019, 4:32pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
26 Sep 2019, 4:14pm
Marky Dread wrote:
26 Sep 2019, 4:11pm
JennyB wrote:
26 Sep 2019, 1:53pm
BitterTom wrote:
26 Sep 2019, 11:53am
It's because he probably has!
Give the poor guy a break. He's got to get rid of all those unwanted greatest hits CD's somehow.
Unwarranted, too.
I had a dream about Phil Collins, the council, a load of bin bags and a stairwell but it was a whole lot more gruesome
I'm sure Phil will get rid of those CD's against all odds.
Image

Forces have been looting
My humanity
Curfews have been curbing
The end of liberty


We're the flowers in the dustbin...
No fuchsias for you.

"Without the common people you're nothing"

Nos Sumus Una Familia

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Marky Dread wrote:
26 Sep 2019, 4:34pm
101Walterton wrote:
26 Sep 2019, 4:32pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
26 Sep 2019, 4:14pm
Marky Dread wrote:
26 Sep 2019, 4:11pm
JennyB wrote:
26 Sep 2019, 1:53pm


It's because he probably has!
Give the poor guy a break. He's got to get rid of all those unwanted greatest hits CD's somehow.
Unwarranted, too.
I had a dream about Phil Collins, the council, a load of bin bags and a stairwell but it was a whole lot more gruesome
I'm sure Phil will get rid of those CD's against all odds.
You'd think Phil has a 4 bedroom condo, but from the picture it looks like he lives in a stu-stu-studio.

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tepista wrote:
26 Sep 2019, 5:02pm
Marky Dread wrote:
26 Sep 2019, 4:34pm
101Walterton wrote:
26 Sep 2019, 4:32pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
26 Sep 2019, 4:14pm
Marky Dread wrote:
26 Sep 2019, 4:11pm


Give the poor guy a break. He's got to get rid of all those unwanted greatest hits CD's somehow.
Unwarranted, too.
I had a dream about Phil Collins, the council, a load of bin bags and a stairwell but it was a whole lot more gruesome
I'm sure Phil will get rid of those CD's against all odds.
You'd think Phil has a 4 bedroom condo, but from the picture it looks like he lives in a stu-stu-studio.

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JennyB wrote:
26 Sep 2019, 5:10pm
tepista wrote:
26 Sep 2019, 5:02pm
Marky Dread wrote:
26 Sep 2019, 4:34pm
101Walterton wrote:
26 Sep 2019, 4:32pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
26 Sep 2019, 4:14pm


Unwarranted, too.
I had a dream about Phil Collins, the council, a load of bin bags and a stairwell but it was a whole lot more gruesome
I'm sure Phil will get rid of those CD's against all odds.
You'd think Phil has a 4 bedroom condo, but from the picture it looks like he lives in a stu-stu-studio.

https://instantrimshot.com
Paul.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
26 Sep 2019, 5:30pm
JennyB wrote:
26 Sep 2019, 5:10pm
tepista wrote:
26 Sep 2019, 5:02pm
Marky Dread wrote:
26 Sep 2019, 4:34pm
101Walterton wrote:
26 Sep 2019, 4:32pm


I had a dream about Phil Collins, the council, a load of bin bags and a stairwell but it was a whole lot more gruesome
I'm sure Phil will get rid of those CD's against all odds.
You'd think Phil has a 4 bedroom condo, but from the picture it looks like he lives in a stu-stu-studio.

https://instantrimshot.com
Paul.
:lol: This is my new favourite IMCT joke.
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