Middle age health thread for fatties

[Marky Dread]

And here I thought your were going to make a joke that was all cornea and shit. Clearly I'm not an apt pupil.

Eye sore that coming.

Lens not have it be a problem, tho.

No problem eye put a lid on it.

Hello,

Iris it would just go away...

Hey! This is my opia not yours.

[Dr. Medulla]

https://www.theonion.com/report-male-ha ... 1819572885

*cough*

[revbob]

https://www.theonion.com/report-male-ha ... 1819572885

*cough*

Hmm, I wouldn't know.

[Dr. Medulla]

https://www.theonion.com/report-male-ha ... 1819572885

*cough*

Hmm, I wouldn't know.

Liberal commie.

[matedog]

This could go on like five threads, but this one seems most apt. I completely wrecked my stomach last week -
- ate a big fried chicken and buttery brussel sprouts lunch
- a few hours later ran 8 miles
- immediately after running, ate a giant carnitas burrito

About 3am the next morning I had my first bathroom emergency. My stomach was wrecked the entire day. Any trace of fat would trigger an evacuation. My stomach doesn't seem as bulletproof as it once was.

[Inder]

His gastroenterologist will see how fast you can grow old

[Dr. Medulla]

This could go on like five threads, but this one seems most apt. I completely wrecked my stomach last week -
- ate a big fried chicken and buttery brussel sprouts lunch
- a few hours later ran 8 miles
- immediately after running, ate a giant carnitas burrito

About 3am the next morning I had my first bathroom emergency. My stomach was wrecked the entire day. Any trace of fat would trigger an evacuation. My stomach doesn't seem as bulletproof as it once was.

You never thought your digestive track would age out faster than the rest, eh?

(Meanwhile, I ain't done no exercise in over a week. While rowing I either sprained a rib or strained an oblique. Either way, I'm a fair amount of discomfort even walking these days—exacerbated, I know by a bunch of shovelling of late; bad timing for new snow—let alone real exercise. Frustrating, especially because I know that kind of stuff is slow to heal. So, lots of idle time now.)

[matedog]

This could go on like five threads, but this one seems most apt. I completely wrecked my stomach last week -
- ate a big fried chicken and buttery brussel sprouts lunch
- a few hours later ran 8 miles
- immediately after running, ate a giant carnitas burrito

About 3am the next morning I had my first bathroom emergency. My stomach was wrecked the entire day. Any trace of fat would trigger an evacuation. My stomach doesn't seem as bulletproof as it once was.

You never thought your digestive track would age out faster than the rest, eh?

(Meanwhile, I ain't done no exercise in over a week. While rowing I either sprained a rib or strained an oblique. Either way, I'm a fair amount of discomfort even walking these days—exacerbated, I know by a bunch of shovelling of late; bad timing for new snow—let alone real exercise. Frustrating, especially because I know that kind of stuff is slow to heal. So, lots of idle time now.)

To be fair, I taxed it pretty heavy. Between probably 200% of my saturated fat intake and jostling my stomach for an hour+, it was a hard test that my stomach failed.

Is the pain muscular or bone? Rowing seems like it should be pretty safe.

[Dr. Medulla]

This could go on like five threads, but this one seems most apt. I completely wrecked my stomach last week -
- ate a big fried chicken and buttery brussel sprouts lunch
- a few hours later ran 8 miles
- immediately after running, ate a giant carnitas burrito

About 3am the next morning I had my first bathroom emergency. My stomach was wrecked the entire day. Any trace of fat would trigger an evacuation. My stomach doesn't seem as bulletproof as it once was.

You never thought your digestive track would age out faster than the rest, eh?

(Meanwhile, I ain't done no exercise in over a week. While rowing I either sprained a rib or strained an oblique. Either way, I'm a fair amount of discomfort even walking these days—exacerbated, I know by a bunch of shovelling of late; bad timing for new snow—let alone real exercise. Frustrating, especially because I know that kind of stuff is slow to heal. So, lots of idle time now.)

To be fair, I taxed it pretty heavy. Between probably 200% of my saturated fat intake and jostling my stomach for an hour+, it was a hard test that my stomach failed.

Still, it's one of those things that you realize, fuck, I ain't young like I used to be.

Is the pain muscular or bone? Rowing seems like it should be pretty safe.

Can't quite tell. It cover most of the area on my right side right under the rib cage, but is most tender on the side. No bruising or anything like that. I'm reasonably sure it's an oblique injury. Rowing involves lots of compressing your body leaning forward before stretching it out, over and over again. I know it happened while rowing because I thought at the time it was just a rib cramp that you sometimes get while running. So I kept powering thru and made it worse.

[gkbill]

This could go on like five threads, but this one seems most apt. I completely wrecked my stomach last week -
- ate a big fried chicken and buttery brussel sprouts lunch
- a few hours later ran 8 miles
- immediately after running, ate a giant carnitas burrito

About 3am the next morning I had my first bathroom emergency. My stomach was wrecked the entire day. Any trace of fat would trigger an evacuation. My stomach doesn't seem as bulletproof as it once was.

You never thought your digestive track would age out faster than the rest, eh?

(Meanwhile, I ain't done no exercise in over a week. While rowing I either sprained a rib or strained an oblique. Either way, I'm a fair amount of discomfort even walking these days—exacerbated, I know by a bunch of shovelling of late; bad timing for new snow—let alone real exercise. Frustrating, especially because I know that kind of stuff is slow to heal. So, lots of idle time now.)

To be fair, I taxed it pretty heavy. Between probably 200% of my saturated fat intake and jostling my stomach for an hour+, it was a hard test that my stomach failed.

Still, it's one of those things that you realize, fuck, I ain't young like I used to be.

Is the pain muscular or bone? Rowing seems like it should be pretty safe.

Can't quite tell. It cover most of the area on my right side right under the rib cage, but is most tender on the side. No bruising or anything like that. I'm reasonably sure it's an oblique injury. Rowing involves lots of compressing your body leaning forward before stretching it out, over and over again. I know it happened while rowing because I thought at the time it was just a rib cramp that you sometimes get while running. So I kept powering thru and made it worse.

Hello,

Did you slip a rib?

[Dr. Medulla]

This could go on like five threads, but this one seems most apt. I completely wrecked my stomach last week -
- ate a big fried chicken and buttery brussel sprouts lunch
- a few hours later ran 8 miles
- immediately after running, ate a giant carnitas burrito

About 3am the next morning I had my first bathroom emergency. My stomach was wrecked the entire day. Any trace of fat would trigger an evacuation. My stomach doesn't seem as bulletproof as it once was.

You never thought your digestive track would age out faster than the rest, eh?

(Meanwhile, I ain't done no exercise in over a week. While rowing I either sprained a rib or strained an oblique. Either way, I'm a fair amount of discomfort even walking these days—exacerbated, I know by a bunch of shovelling of late; bad timing for new snow—let alone real exercise. Frustrating, especially because I know that kind of stuff is slow to heal. So, lots of idle time now.)

To be fair, I taxed it pretty heavy. Between probably 200% of my saturated fat intake and jostling my stomach for an hour+, it was a hard test that my stomach failed.

Still, it's one of those things that you realize, fuck, I ain't young like I used to be.

Is the pain muscular or bone? Rowing seems like it should be pretty safe.

Can't quite tell. It cover most of the area on my right side right under the rib cage, but is most tender on the side. No bruising or anything like that. I'm reasonably sure it's an oblique injury. Rowing involves lots of compressing your body leaning forward before stretching it out, over and over again. I know it happened while rowing because I thought at the time it was just a rib cramp that you sometimes get while running. So I kept powering thru and made it worse.

Hello,

Did you slip a rib?

Maybe? I don't have any popping or clicking sensation in the area, but bending over or even brisk walking aggrivates it. It's not out-and-out pain, but more significant discomfort.

[Mimi]

This could go on like five threads, but this one seems most apt. I completely wrecked my stomach last week -
- ate a big fried chicken and buttery brussel sprouts lunch
- a few hours later ran 8 miles
- immediately after running, ate a giant carnitas burrito

About 3am the next morning I had my first bathroom emergency. My stomach was wrecked the entire day. Any trace of fat would trigger an evacuation. My stomach doesn't seem as bulletproof as it once was.

Welcome to my world.

[WestwayKid]

You never thought your digestive track would age out faster than the rest, eh?

(Meanwhile, I ain't done no exercise in over a week. While rowing I either sprained a rib or strained an oblique. Either way, I'm a fair amount of discomfort even walking these days—exacerbated, I know by a bunch of shovelling of late; bad timing for new snow—let alone real exercise. Frustrating, especially because I know that kind of stuff is slow to heal. So, lots of idle time now.)

To be fair, I taxed it pretty heavy. Between probably 200% of my saturated fat intake and jostling my stomach for an hour+, it was a hard test that my stomach failed.

Still, it's one of those things that you realize, fuck, I ain't young like I used to be.

Is the pain muscular or bone? Rowing seems like it should be pretty safe.

Can't quite tell. It cover most of the area on my right side right under the rib cage, but is most tender on the side. No bruising or anything like that. I'm reasonably sure it's an oblique injury. Rowing involves lots of compressing your body leaning forward before stretching it out, over and over again. I know it happened while rowing because I thought at the time it was just a rib cramp that you sometimes get while running. So I kept powering thru and made it worse.

Hello,

Did you slip a rib?

Maybe? I don't have any popping or clicking sensation in the area, but bending over or even brisk walking aggrivates it. It's not out-and-out pain, but more significant discomfort.

Ribs are bad news. I fell hiking last summer and messed them up. I had never felt that kind of discomfort before. Hope you feel better soon.

[Dr. Medulla]

Ribs are bad news. I fell hiking last summer and messed them up. I had never felt that kind of discomfort before. Hope you feel better soon.

Thanks. It's a serious annoyance because there's very little movement that doesn't involve the area, which means it's a long time to heal. I'm going to be so damned out of shape by the time I can get back at it.

[JennyB]

I went to get my annual mammogram today, and this is the first year they haven't asked if I could possibly be pregnant. I mean, I get it. I'm 49. But couldn't you have just taken two seconds and asked, and then I could respond with a wink "oh ho, that ship sailed LONG ago." And that would have made my day. But nooooooooo.