Middle age health thread for fatties

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Re: Middle age health thread for fatties

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
21 Sep 2021, 8:40am
revbob wrote:
21 Sep 2021, 8:26am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
21 Sep 2021, 6:12am
BostonBeaneater wrote:
20 Sep 2021, 9:08pm
Long walks on the beach.

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Say, how come sometimes there's just one set of footprints?
Because he was the only one there?
Having met Dave, I can appreciate Jesus telling him to fuck off and instead going to play Gorf at the arcade.
Totally.

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Re: Middle age health thread for fatties

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
21 Sep 2021, 8:40am
revbob wrote:
21 Sep 2021, 8:26am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
21 Sep 2021, 6:12am
BostonBeaneater wrote:
20 Sep 2021, 9:08pm
Long walks on the beach.

WhatsApp Image 2021-09-20 at 8.59.38 PM.jpeg
Say, how come sometimes there's just one set of footprints?
Because he was the only one there?
Having met Dave, I can appreciate Jesus telling him to fuck off and instead going to play Gorf at the arcade.
Jesus and I don't go for walks, we get fucked up!

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Re: Middle age health thread for fatties

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BostonBeaneater wrote:
21 Sep 2021, 10:18pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
21 Sep 2021, 8:40am
revbob wrote:
21 Sep 2021, 8:26am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
21 Sep 2021, 6:12am
BostonBeaneater wrote:
20 Sep 2021, 9:08pm
Long walks on the beach.

WhatsApp Image 2021-09-20 at 8.59.38 PM.jpeg
Say, how come sometimes there's just one set of footprints?
Because he was the only one there?
Having met Dave, I can appreciate Jesus telling him to fuck off and instead going to play Gorf at the arcade.
Jesus and I don't go for walks, we get fucked up!

Image
The dude is pretty buff. Also there's a lot going on in this picture. Nunchucks hanging on the door knob. Handprint on the door, skull on the table, whiskey, cocaine cigarettes and heroin.

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Re: Middle age health thread for fatties

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BostonBeaneater wrote:
21 Sep 2021, 10:18pm
Jesus and I don't go for walks, we get fucked up!

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So is Jesus trying to stop Danny McBride or is DMcB shooting up Jesus? I can't tell for sure what's happening because their left arms merge. Is Jesus getting fucked up or is he wrecking that guy's party?
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Re: Middle age health thread for fatties

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Sep 2021, 6:12am
BostonBeaneater wrote:
21 Sep 2021, 10:18pm
Jesus and I don't go for walks, we get fucked up!

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So is Jesus trying to stop Danny McBride or is DMcB shooting up Jesus? I can't tell for sure what's happening because their left arms merge. Is Jesus getting fucked up or is he wrecking that guy's party?
When you do it to yourself, you're really doing it to Jesus. Think of that the next time you masturbate.

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Re: Middle age health thread for fatties

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Mimi wrote:
22 Sep 2021, 8:31am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Sep 2021, 6:12am
BostonBeaneater wrote:
21 Sep 2021, 10:18pm
Jesus and I don't go for walks, we get fucked up!

Image
So is Jesus trying to stop Danny McBride or is DMcB shooting up Jesus? I can't tell for sure what's happening because their left arms merge. Is Jesus getting fucked up or is he wrecking that guy's party?
When you do it to yourself, you're really doing it to Jesus. Think of that the next time you masturbate.
Is that cautionary advice or encouragement?
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Mimi wrote:
22 Sep 2021, 8:31am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Sep 2021, 6:12am
BostonBeaneater wrote:
21 Sep 2021, 10:18pm
Jesus and I don't go for walks, we get fucked up!

Image
So is Jesus trying to stop Danny McBride or is DMcB shooting up Jesus? I can't tell for sure what's happening because their left arms merge. Is Jesus getting fucked up or is he wrecking that guy's party?
When you do it to yourself, you're really doing it to Jesus. Think of that the next time you masturbate.
Way to be a buzzkill Mimi.

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Sep 2021, 8:47am
Mimi wrote:
22 Sep 2021, 8:31am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Sep 2021, 6:12am
BostonBeaneater wrote:
21 Sep 2021, 10:18pm
Jesus and I don't go for walks, we get fucked up!

Image
So is Jesus trying to stop Danny McBride or is DMcB shooting up Jesus? I can't tell for sure what's happening because their left arms merge. Is Jesus getting fucked up or is he wrecking that guy's party?
When you do it to yourself, you're really doing it to Jesus. Think of that the next time you masturbate.
Is that cautionary advice or encouragement?
Hey, man, whatever your kink allows.

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Mimi wrote:
22 Sep 2021, 10:00am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Sep 2021, 8:47am
Mimi wrote:
22 Sep 2021, 8:31am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Sep 2021, 6:12am
BostonBeaneater wrote:
21 Sep 2021, 10:18pm
Jesus and I don't go for walks, we get fucked up!

Image
So is Jesus trying to stop Danny McBride or is DMcB shooting up Jesus? I can't tell for sure what's happening because their left arms merge. Is Jesus getting fucked up or is he wrecking that guy's party?
When you do it to yourself, you're really doing it to Jesus. Think of that the next time you masturbate.
Is that cautionary advice or encouragement?
Hey, man, whatever your kink allows.
There's just so much going on in this illustration. It feels like one of those find the hidden objects things.
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Re: Middle age health thread for fatties

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revbob wrote:
21 Sep 2021, 11:38pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
21 Sep 2021, 10:18pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
21 Sep 2021, 8:40am
revbob wrote:
21 Sep 2021, 8:26am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
21 Sep 2021, 6:12am


Say, how come sometimes there's just one set of footprints?
Because he was the only one there?
Having met Dave, I can appreciate Jesus telling him to fuck off and instead going to play Gorf at the arcade.
Jesus and I don't go for walks, we get fucked up!

Image
The dude is pretty buff. Also there's a lot going on in this picture. Nunchucks hanging on the door knob. Handprint on the door, skull on the table, whiskey, cocaine cigarettes and heroin.
The perspective on the skull table is fucked up. Time to go back to art school.
"Suck our Earth dick, Martians!" —Doc

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Re: Middle age health thread for fatties

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Kory wrote:
22 Sep 2021, 4:46pm
revbob wrote:
21 Sep 2021, 11:38pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
21 Sep 2021, 10:18pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
21 Sep 2021, 8:40am
revbob wrote:
21 Sep 2021, 8:26am


Because he was the only one there?
Having met Dave, I can appreciate Jesus telling him to fuck off and instead going to play Gorf at the arcade.
Jesus and I don't go for walks, we get fucked up!

Image
The dude is pretty buff. Also there's a lot going on in this picture. Nunchucks hanging on the door knob. Handprint on the door, skull on the table, whiskey, cocaine cigarettes and heroin.
The perspective on the skull table is fucked up. Time to go back to art school.
Jesus' appearance means the laws of optics are suspended. It's in, I dunno, Luke or Romans or something.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Re: Middle age health thread for fatties

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Sep 2021, 5:07pm
Kory wrote:
22 Sep 2021, 4:46pm
revbob wrote:
21 Sep 2021, 11:38pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
21 Sep 2021, 10:18pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
21 Sep 2021, 8:40am


Having met Dave, I can appreciate Jesus telling him to fuck off and instead going to play Gorf at the arcade.
Jesus and I don't go for walks, we get fucked up!

Image
The dude is pretty buff. Also there's a lot going on in this picture. Nunchucks hanging on the door knob. Handprint on the door, skull on the table, whiskey, cocaine cigarettes and heroin.
The perspective on the skull table is fucked up. Time to go back to art school.
Jesus' appearance means the laws of optics are suspended. It's in, I dunno, Luke or Romans or something.
God should have spent less time doing heroin and more time making sure reality could withstand his presence.
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Re: Middle age health thread for fatties

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Kory wrote:
22 Sep 2021, 5:23pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Sep 2021, 5:07pm
Kory wrote:
22 Sep 2021, 4:46pm
revbob wrote:
21 Sep 2021, 11:38pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
21 Sep 2021, 10:18pm


Jesus and I don't go for walks, we get fucked up!

Image
The dude is pretty buff. Also there's a lot going on in this picture. Nunchucks hanging on the door knob. Handprint on the door, skull on the table, whiskey, cocaine cigarettes and heroin.
The perspective on the skull table is fucked up. Time to go back to art school.
Jesus' appearance means the laws of optics are suspended. It's in, I dunno, Luke or Romans or something.
God should have spent less time doing heroin and more time making sure reality could withstand his presence.
If you were divine, you'd choose dope. Reality is a problem for mortals.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Wife & I got our first shingles vaccine yesterday, felt fine all day but woke up with chills and body aches last night, didn't sleep much at all. Looked at my sports watch and my stress levels were off the charts all night, very similar to when we got our 2nd COVID vaccine. Knowing family members and a few friends that have suffered with shingles, the discomfort I'm experiencing is a small price to pay in the bigger scheme of things. Just bummed because today is my running / walking day and I'm going to have to pass on it because I'm out of it. Maybe later today if I'm feeling better, if not, tomorrow.
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Re: Middle age health thread for fatties

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Sparky wrote:
06 Oct 2021, 9:51am
Wife & I got our first shingles vaccine yesterday, felt fine all day but woke up with chills and body aches last night, didn't sleep much at all. Looked at my sports watch and my stress levels were off the charts all night, very similar to when we got our 2nd COVID vaccine. Knowing family members and a few friends that have suffered with shingles, the discomfort I'm experiencing is a small price to pay in the bigger scheme of things. Just bummed because today is my running / walking day and I'm going to have to pass on it because I'm out of it. Maybe later today if I'm feeling better, if not, tomorrow.
Yeesh. Sorry to hear that you had a bad reaction.

I assume your reha is coming along as expected?
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