Middle age health thread for fatties
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Just had laser surgery to clean up the last of my cataracts. All the drops make me feel like my eyeballs are like ping pong balls.
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Hope your recovery goes well Doc, take it easy and keep us updated.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑14 Jul 2021, 10:47amJust had laser surgery to clean up the last of my cataracts. All the drops make me feel like my eyeballs are like ping pong balls.
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Thanks! No real recovery involved, really, other than waiting for my pupils to go back to normal. He said I might have some black floaters for the next day or so, but that's about it. This was optional work. It;'ll improve detail with my vision, but he said it wasn't vital. But, hell, why not—it's all covered.Sparky wrote: ↑14 Jul 2021, 10:49amHope your recovery goes well Doc, take it easy and keep us updated.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑14 Jul 2021, 10:47amJust had laser surgery to clean up the last of my cataracts. All the drops make me feel like my eyeballs are like ping pong balls.
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Hope you have a smooth recovery and that it works!Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑14 Jul 2021, 10:47amJust had laser surgery to clean up the last of my cataracts. All the drops make me feel like my eyeballs are like ping pong balls.
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I'm gonna be all Roger Daltrey and seein' miles and miles and miles.JennyB wrote: ↑14 Jul 2021, 11:14amHope you have a smooth recovery and that it works!Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑14 Jul 2021, 10:47amJust had laser surgery to clean up the last of my cataracts. All the drops make me feel like my eyeballs are like ping pong balls.
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Hello,
I hope the procedure works out!
I hope the procedure works out!
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Good luck Doc
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My snakeskin suit is at the cleaners, so no.
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What about your chickenskin suit?Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑14 Jul 2021, 5:11pmMy snakeskin suit is at the cleaners, so no.
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At the tailor's, being let out (fucking pandemic weight …).
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Do you have laser eyes now Doc? Hope it all mends well!
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Nothing is coming out.
My vision is alternately a little blurry and noticeably sharper than before (which is what the doctor said; this clean-up job would sharpen colour a bit). Not worried about the blurriness, tho.
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