Middle age health thread for fatties

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Re: Middle age health thread for fatties

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BostonBeaneater wrote:
10 Aug 2018, 1:20pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
10 Aug 2018, 12:38pm
Congrats to Beaneater and the future Beaneaterette. We were in New Orleans around twenty years ago. My souvenir was finding what I'd like to imagine was a hooker's shoe—a really tacky sort of saddle shoe with a massive heel. I have no idea where it is now, but I can't imagine I threw it out on purpose.
It is a city of dreams.
Congrats to you and the future Mrs. Bean!

I lived in New Orleans for a year when I was a junior in high school. My dad and brother also both went to Tulane, so I have a decent connection tot he city. It was a fun place to live when you were 16.
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Re: Middle age health thread for fatties

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JennyB wrote:
15 Aug 2018, 10:02am
BostonBeaneater wrote:
10 Aug 2018, 1:20pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
10 Aug 2018, 12:38pm
Congrats to Beaneater and the future Beaneaterette. We were in New Orleans around twenty years ago. My souvenir was finding what I'd like to imagine was a hooker's shoe—a really tacky sort of saddle shoe with a massive heel. I have no idea where it is now, but I can't imagine I threw it out on purpose.
It is a city of dreams.
Congrats to you and the future Mrs. Bean!

I lived in New Orleans for a year when I was a junior in high school. My dad and brother also both went to Tulane, so I have a decent connection tot he city. It was a fun place to live when you were 16.
This fellow is going to marry us in Pirates Ally. After we are going to Antoine's for a fancy brunch. I love NOLA and have been four times before.

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BostonBeaneater wrote:
15 Aug 2018, 10:12am
JennyB wrote:
15 Aug 2018, 10:02am
BostonBeaneater wrote:
10 Aug 2018, 1:20pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
10 Aug 2018, 12:38pm
Congrats to Beaneater and the future Beaneaterette. We were in New Orleans around twenty years ago. My souvenir was finding what I'd like to imagine was a hooker's shoe—a really tacky sort of saddle shoe with a massive heel. I have no idea where it is now, but I can't imagine I threw it out on purpose.
It is a city of dreams.
Congrats to you and the future Mrs. Bean!

I lived in New Orleans for a year when I was a junior in high school. My dad and brother also both went to Tulane, so I have a decent connection tot he city. It was a fun place to live when you were 16.
This fellow is going to marry us in Pirates Ally. After we are going to Antoine's for a fancy brunch. I love NOLA and have been four times before.

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Re: Middle age health thread for fatties

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eumaas wrote:
15 Aug 2018, 10:19am
BostonBeaneater wrote:
15 Aug 2018, 10:12am
JennyB wrote:
15 Aug 2018, 10:02am
BostonBeaneater wrote:
10 Aug 2018, 1:20pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
10 Aug 2018, 12:38pm
Congrats to Beaneater and the future Beaneaterette. We were in New Orleans around twenty years ago. My souvenir was finding what I'd like to imagine was a hooker's shoe—a really tacky sort of saddle shoe with a massive heel. I have no idea where it is now, but I can't imagine I threw it out on purpose.
It is a city of dreams.
Congrats to you and the future Mrs. Bean!

I lived in New Orleans for a year when I was a junior in high school. My dad and brother also both went to Tulane, so I have a decent connection tot he city. It was a fun place to live when you were 16.
This fellow is going to marry us in Pirates Ally. After we are going to Antoine's for a fancy brunch. I love NOLA and have been four times before.

he looks like he solves murders
And will marry you off in an alley.
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BostonBeaneater wrote:
15 Aug 2018, 10:40am
eumaas wrote:
15 Aug 2018, 10:19am
BostonBeaneater wrote:
15 Aug 2018, 10:12am
JennyB wrote:
15 Aug 2018, 10:02am
BostonBeaneater wrote:
10 Aug 2018, 1:20pm


It is a city of dreams.
Congrats to you and the future Mrs. Bean!

I lived in New Orleans for a year when I was a junior in high school. My dad and brother also both went to Tulane, so I have a decent connection tot he city. It was a fun place to live when you were 16.
This fellow is going to marry us in Pirates Ally. After we are going to Antoine's for a fancy brunch. I love NOLA and have been four times before.

he looks like he solves murders
And will marry you off in an alley.
And will supply plenty of libations.
Got a Rake? Sure!

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JennyB wrote:
15 Aug 2018, 11:27am
BostonBeaneater wrote:
15 Aug 2018, 10:40am
eumaas wrote:
15 Aug 2018, 10:19am
BostonBeaneater wrote:
15 Aug 2018, 10:12am
JennyB wrote:
15 Aug 2018, 10:02am


Congrats to you and the future Mrs. Bean!

I lived in New Orleans for a year when I was a junior in high school. My dad and brother also both went to Tulane, so I have a decent connection tot he city. It was a fun place to live when you were 16.
This fellow is going to marry us in Pirates Ally. After we are going to Antoine's for a fancy brunch. I love NOLA and have been four times before.

he looks like he solves murders
And will marry you off in an alley.
And will supply plenty of libations.
I thought that said librarians.

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Missed this: congrats!

Also, I’ve been on this fairly simple eating plan for a few weeks and I’m down about 14 pounds. I still look fat as hell because I went to absolute shit during Ali’s last pregnancy because I was just eating whatever dumb nonsense she wanted.
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Wolter wrote:
15 Aug 2018, 6:58pm
Missed this: congrats!

Also, I’ve been on this fairly simple eating plan for a few weeks and I’m down about 14 pounds. I still look fat as hell because I went to absolute shit during Ali’s last pregnancy because I was just eating whatever dumb nonsense she wanted.
Good job, man.
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Wolter wrote:
15 Aug 2018, 6:58pm
Missed this: congrats!

Also, I’ve been on this fairly simple eating plan for a few weeks and I’m down about 14 pounds. I still look fat as hell because I went to absolute shit during Ali’s last pregnancy because I was just eating whatever dumb nonsense she wanted.
Congratulations, may we inquire more about your simple eating plan?

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Re: Middle age health thread for fatties

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revbob wrote:
15 Aug 2018, 7:10pm
Wolter wrote:
15 Aug 2018, 6:58pm
Missed this: congrats!

Also, I’ve been on this fairly simple eating plan for a few weeks and I’m down about 14 pounds. I still look fat as hell because I went to absolute shit during Ali’s last pregnancy because I was just eating whatever dumb nonsense she wanted.
Congratulations, may we inquire more about your simple eating plan?
Mainly lots of water, with meals in the following proportions
Breakfast: 50% protein/50% High fiber carbs (I can toss some veggies in if I like)
Lunch: 50% veggies 25% protein 25% high fiber carbs
Dinner: 75% veggies 25% protein

There’s a bit more to how much protein/proportion of fiber to carbs and the idea of mixing in some fats in moderation, but that’s the easiest way to describe it.
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Wolter wrote:
15 Aug 2018, 7:53pm
revbob wrote:
15 Aug 2018, 7:10pm
Wolter wrote:
15 Aug 2018, 6:58pm
Missed this: congrats!

Also, I’ve been on this fairly simple eating plan for a few weeks and I’m down about 14 pounds. I still look fat as hell because I went to absolute shit during Ali’s last pregnancy because I was just eating whatever dumb nonsense she wanted.
Congratulations, may we inquire more about your simple eating plan?
Mainly lots of water, with meals in the following proportions
Breakfast: 50% protein/50% High fiber carbs (I can toss some veggies in if I like)
Lunch: 50% veggies 25% protein 25% high fiber carbs
Dinner: 75% veggies 25% protein

There’s a bit more to how much protein/proportion of fiber to carbs and the idea of mixing in some fats in moderation, but that’s the easiest way to describe it.
That looks good. I think the water is key. Its zero calories and can control your appetite.

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oh yeah, i've been negligent: congrats Beanie!!!!
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Is this a bad idea?
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BostonBeaneater wrote:
16 Aug 2018, 2:37pm
Is this a bad idea?
Depends. What's your idea?
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
16 Aug 2018, 2:46pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
16 Aug 2018, 2:37pm
Is this a bad idea?
Depends. What's your idea?
Eating it!*

*I only had half.
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