Middle age health thread for fatties

[Dr. Medulla]

Just had laser surgery to clean up the last of my cataracts. All the drops make me feel like my eyeballs are like ping pong balls.

[Sparky]

Just had laser surgery to clean up the last of my cataracts. All the drops make me feel like my eyeballs are like ping pong balls.

Hope your recovery goes well Doc, take it easy and keep us updated.

[Dr. Medulla]

Just had laser surgery to clean up the last of my cataracts. All the drops make me feel like my eyeballs are like ping pong balls.

Hope your recovery goes well Doc, take it easy and keep us updated.

Thanks! No real recovery involved, really, other than waiting for my pupils to go back to normal. He said I might have some black floaters for the next day or so, but that's about it. This was optional work. It;'ll improve detail with my vision, but he said it wasn't vital. But, hell, why not—it's all covered.

[JennyB]

Just had laser surgery to clean up the last of my cataracts. All the drops make me feel like my eyeballs are like ping pong balls.

Hope you have a smooth recovery and that it works!

[Dr. Medulla]

Just had laser surgery to clean up the last of my cataracts. All the drops make me feel like my eyeballs are like ping pong balls.

Hope you have a smooth recovery and that it works!

I'm gonna be all Roger Daltrey and seein' miles and miles and miles.

[gkbill]

Hello,

I hope the procedure works out!

[revbob]

Good luck Doc

[Kory]

My eyeballs feel like pinballs.

Does your tongue feel like a fish?

[Dr. Medulla]

My eyeballs feel like pinballs.

Does your tongue feel like a fish?

My snakeskin suit is at the cleaners, so no.

[Kory]

My eyeballs feel like pinballs.

Does your tongue feel like a fish?

My snakeskin suit is at the cleaners, so no.

What about your chickenskin suit?

[Dr. Medulla]

My eyeballs feel like pinballs.

Does your tongue feel like a fish?

My snakeskin suit is at the cleaners, so no.

What about your chickenskin suit?

At the tailor's, being let out (fucking pandemic weight …).

[Flex]

Do you have laser eyes now Doc? Hope it all mends well!

[revbob]

The new Doc

[Dr. Medulla]

The new Doc

Nothing is coming out.

My vision is alternately a little blurry and noticeably sharper than before (which is what the doctor said; this clean-up job would sharpen colour a bit). Not worried about the blurriness, tho.

[Kory]

The new Doc

THEY'RE NOT LASERS